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06-08-2011 04:30 AM

Fortuneteller,vacuum extruder

[size=9pt]A man was wandering around a fairground[/size][size=9pt] and he happened to see a fortuneteller's tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.[/size][size=9pt]"Ah....." said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you are the father of two children."[/size][size=9pt]"Some fortuneteller," scoffed[/size][size=9pt] the man, vacuum extruder "I'm the father of THREE children."[/size][size=9pt]The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think!"[/size]

06-08-2011 08:53 AM

Virtue ,Color brick

Many years after receiving my graduate degree, I returned to the State University of New York color brick at Binghamton as a faculty member. One day in a crowded elevator, someone remarked on its inefficiency. I said the elevators had not changed in the 20 years since I began there as a student. When the door finally opened, I felt a compassionate pat on my back, and turned to see an elderly nun smiling at me. "You'll get that degree, dear," she whispered.Cement block "Perseverance is a virtue."

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