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TurnHusband: What time is it?
wife: ten.
husband: the whole it?
wife: it is too early, others do not slumber!
husband: I asked ten o'clock it?
wife: eleven and then the whole bar.
husband: your mother, I query you is 10 o'clock the entire.
wife: your mother, and 11:00 in the whole, I am not to engage in your day you feel well is not it?
husband: I'm as withking, is now 10 o'clock the whole what?
wife: a full whole, now on the whole! ! ! ! !
day, a smart dress to wear pearly when shopping above the road, who hung the camera accidentally fell to the ground, just after a handsome look
see, pick up the camera, go out into the beautiful handsome guy ran, ran shouting in front of the madame who wore white skirt: you camera, heard something shouting his back like a fowl, furious, turned handsome time has come to the front, oscillate ... gave two handsome hand,Lacoste Strap Trainers, to wreck curse: you like duck, passers-by can be divided into cautious sub-accused did not handsome, handsome feel wronged, turned tail and ran, then saw his beautiful hands holding the camera came to understand how, he kept shouted: my camera,
1 female matrimony, the conditions of friends out there are two
1. to handsome
2.
computer to help her have a automobile quest results ~ ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ chess the woman, not satisfied with the results base dissimilar input
1. have a good house
2.
computer to have a lot of money search results to help her afresh ~~~~~~ banks are still not disappointed with this woman, to enter to look cool conditions
1
2 results found also to have a sense of security
result ~ ~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
~~~~~~~~ Altman still not disheartened with this woman, but also to the input conditions
1. to handsome
2. have a car
3. have a nice house
4.
5 have a lot of money to look cool
6 and also to have a sense of security
microcomputer to assist her re-search results ~~~~~~~ Altman to activity chess in the bank
a male going to the lavatory, had just closed the door listened next door asked: I understand him? Strange!
then next door asked: ? Chagrin, said: gay! a foolish B,Lacoste R75 P2 Trainers! I say he took a!!
A educator marking English combination, suddenly furious: A teacher:
Chinese summer, mosquitoes are living to how to do it?
1. of lesson, to advocate his
2. send him to educate
3. to purchase him a house
4 . help him to marry a wife
5.
to him a child how to do it or you can?
at the end of the day it is your body's blood stream v professor asked : putrid radish and what fertile woman the same point? a student superb A: insects are to reproach. a mere 60 points out of the other students really get, the answer is: because pulling too late. ;
1. son to learn well, my mother scolding, scolded, the son of my father looked with melancholy eyes, said: Why did you marry her? Father said with sad eyes: not because you! 2. A man to jump, just to the wife shouted back: next to the negotiators, said: fat, rat was moved: 'Dear why I am so okay!' cat Hey laughed: 'so you will kas long asthe obesity 4. to go hiking with friends, to Peak, beautiful mountains and rivers of the face of a girl shouting: motherland ah! my mother! a crush on her boys rapidly followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother! 5 Father: You are so huge, the find a wife. Son: Yes, but a big multitude, I turn to the wife do?
6. There is a piglet with a God he does not want to, you want to obtain rid of pigs, pigs back to the outdoor! Once he sent far away pig, and later he phoned and said to his wife: Pig back? Wife: back! He said: I called the pig to elect, I'm lost. There is a crazy, I do not know where to get a gun, he was wading in a small dark lane. Suddenly encounter a youth man, then do not mention crazy 2 its security on the ground with guns to his head! Asked: 1 + 1 = a few? Young people scared! Meditation for a long time. Replied: `` `equal to 2? Neuropathy prologue shot him without hesitation! Then pull the pistol in his weapon - the chilly, said the sentence: You know too much
the Union: false appoint false name a false residence
second line: Pianchipianhe fool sensibilities
scroll reads: take the bait
The Union: the air thumping, the rain coming, I'm waiting for you back
second line: for you were born, you die, waiting a lifetime for you
scroll reads: the bad person
The Union: love kin love no return
second line: anti-fire security Brother
scroll reads: free love
The Union: the second line to see the back of disturbed strong compel
: turned to scare millions of bold warriors
scroll reads: My goodness!
The Union: that you can not row row row your
on the second line: not all deeds that do not line
not scroll reads: not satisfied
The Union: Reviewing the quondam, ruddy rice, pumpkin soup, a wife, a bunch of kids
second line: look by the present, white rice, tortoise soup, a child, his wife a bunch of
scroll reads: times
The Union: lunatic for you as you suffered for your exhausted all the sins
second line: for you to die for you crazy you bang bang Zhuang wall
scroll reads: Crazy for love
The Union: love and be loved are complicated
second line: affectionate time
predestined to scroll reads: brotherhood invaluable
The Union: Love has been suspended, the situation also sell at a detriment, fate slip Limit
second line: thinking is a ox market, bear mart like no, feeling unable to actors long
scroll reads: rushed to cover short locations
The Union: boys, girls, penniless scholar, infinite
second line: love, love, happening, reluctantly
scroll reads: Health no love
The Union: I love unofficially capped
second line: people who love me miserable
scroll reads: Bitter
The Union: the position has been down destiny arrears love out of service
second line: No answer would think, engaged analytic love tin not be recharged
scroll reads: If the heart moves to China Unicom
● willing to come in Jinshan friends fell into the money being diverted to the sea every day, stepping on smiling and being happy laughable get into single friends deserve the best then buffet Aventure Valentine's Express! Oh O (∩ _ ∩) O ~
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HKSAR 10th annual festival, HJT hold Andy's hand and said: I know you
Liu: I am very incited
Hu: You Jacky Cheung
Liu: tears
Hu: Your The premier station that I like chrysanthemum
Liu: Thank you, Chairman Mao
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carts into the city to catch a farmer stopped at the police on the grounds that no authorize panel. Farmers vexed got a embark to write a card hung, police fainted as yet, saw the card reads: bovine B-74110
Farmer to slay the cock, yet grab nobody, so caught the hen as the cock said: do not let you down while the bachelor! Cock: you are his mama thought I was silly, I go into a widow she had. . .
Do no linger sibling, merely a romance;
not spoof sister, sister let you spewing blood;
do not attention sister, sister just two lines of tears;
Do not underestimate the brother, brother,Lacoste Canvas Trainers, but pesticides;
Do not envy Dad,Womens Lacoste Carnaby Trainers, Dad fable;
Do not bypass mother, mother a bloom the annual!
Stones tells us that anything really love final all gone, anything the ultimate mingle are reunited!
people some backdrop, but I only have a back ~>_<~
tree of shame, will dead; people shame, invincible!
Road see injustice life howl, roar End persist to migrate ahead,Lacoste Shoes!
diamond is forever, a bankruptcy!
What is pleasure? Happiness is a feline fish, dog flesh, Altman played tiny giant!
Although flowers Lord, I loose soil!
lonely is a carnival, carnival is a group of people alone!
I left the Green Dragon, White Tiger right elbow tattooed Mickey Mouse!
Although I was not handsome look, but a baby left nose was also boast I looked idol!
then cattle Chopin, but likewise the sadness I could not play!
thinking of how far you go away!
prop your hand, tugged feed the dog!
looked Condor Heroes, know the old is not a problem;
watched Brokeback Mountain, kas long as###### is not a problem;
saw King Kong, only to ascertain species that is not a problem;
human consider of specter adore conspicuous, really comprehend the life and decease ... the native is not a problem! (^ O ^)
I love you so many,
you indifferent.
me, you expel,
you installed did not penetrate.
you, drinking Red Bull,Womens Lacoste Trainers New,
me mouth water.
I smoke a smoke,
you told me to step alongside.
I Heyikoujiu,
you walked away.
I invite you to banquet,
you, faster than anybody another.
I hold your hand,
you, trembling.
I give you kisses,
you, refused to die.
you, ruthless aim,
I resolved to give up.
I just want to jump,
you just go back.
you, a change of heart,
I just landed.
you cry favor a ghost,
I die regret.
sea ah. Full of water!
sky ah. Full of smokes!
centipede ah. Full of thighs!
hell ah. Full of ghosts!
pepper ah. Make spicy mouth.
friends, ah, I will not let you mischief.
have always you friends, ah, I not rue