1, two frogs in love, get married young man, a clam ugly woman. Upon seeing the furious public frogs, said: slut, how is it? ! Female frog cried and said: his father, knowing you, I had the whole volume.
2, donkey asked Laolv: why we eat every day, hay, and dairy concentrated feed Dun Dun? Laolv sighed: we menfolk than not, we are relying on food to run errands, people rely on breast eat!
3, duck and crab racing, with the finish line, a close call. Referee: you come to a rock paper scissors it! Duck furious: Damn! Trick with me? I an always cloth, he is always a pair of scissors.
4, chimpanzees Gibbon said: \Bear said: it does not marry it. Marry you, you will only students bear. I want to marry a cat, it was distinguished students do Panda!
6, Laobie molested mussel, bitten. Laobie reluctantly, dragging mussel crawl back and forth. Met with admiration of the frog said: Boy, turtle Columbia, dirty, and access all add to the briefcase.
7, bees Kuangzhui butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me? Butterfly answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory.
8, chafers see feces on the grass, rolling shell Lang, worship and said: \groupies, no way to really get them. \right? \, leopard on the Tiger said: \
dog mom: no loyalty to their masters, that still dogs it? Then we became a man, and only qualified personnel to do such things.
II: Pig: Mom,
belstaff leather, people are so capable, why do we have to wait on clay?
Pig Mom: This is a clever man, although we now need to worry, but we are at the expense of life; human and serve us is to eat our meat. First pay, after the request, do first grandson, later, when the grandfather, which is human is good at making things.
c: ant: why should we toil all day, fatigue life of it?
ant Mom: This is our destiny. Because we grew up in a feudal dynasty ant society, democracy, freedom of the spring has not blown us ant kingdom.
Four: Little Tiger: They say that stuff to my dad impotence, which is true?
Tiger Mom: Do not listen to their nonsense man, that stuff if your dad really impotence, we are now almost extinct tiger will fall to the point?
Five: Fox: Since you did not eat grapes, why grapes are sour, you are not a bit hypocritical?
fox mother: the child,
outlet belstaff, how to say your mother? This is simply non-existent things are all human beings fabricated; man himself is hypocritical, so other animals suspected of hypocrisy, this is the greatest evil.
Six: Small flies: As human beings do not like us, why do we live like a human?
flies Mom: We fly family survival purposes, that is where the dirty, we went there, the human is the most dirty, so we like and human together.
Seven: hedgehog: We just full of thorns, ugly death, the children do not like me, why should we thorns it?
hedgehog mother: Tiger beautiful and awe-inspiring, but they quickly died out, although we live unhappy, but we can live together, you can depend on the thorn; Pretty face, born unlucky, the child, the only reason you have to understand line.
Eight: Little Turtle: We do nothing all day, and always hungry, I'm lazy to our blush family turtle.
turtle mother: children know what? Although we lazy, we obtain less, there is no worldly desires, we are the oldest animals, the tortoise; mouse busy all day,
belstaff jacken, need to have more, so they not only discuss the irritation, and a shorter life expectancy than They come, we are the intelligent animals; and even in many ways, we more intelligent than humans also, that the turtle seen people who lived thousands of years? God is fair, enjoy the many species, not president of his life. A lazy lazy blessing this sentence there is a certain reason.
IX: Small mosquitoes: eating the blood of our existence, humans hate us for thousands of years, our reputation stinks out whether we can change of taste?
mosquitoes mother: While we eating human blood to survive, indeed somewhat authentic, then said would be coming, not only to drink human blood of other animals also eat their flesh, with their fur, are they authentic ? Children,
belstaff jackets sale, do not let this upset, and should be proud of our behavior Caixing. Is our revenge for the other animals, also contributed to human understanding of the truth: Do not look at the tiger lion is not your opponent, you may be planted in the humble human animals. Besides, really easy to drink human blood, fools do want a change of taste.
Ten: Small beetles: Mom,
belstaff leather jacket, why do we have to eat shit it?
beetles mother: the child,
belstaff blouson, how can we say when eating something so disgusting?
XI: small earthworm Q: my mother, our father do?
female worms answer is: your father and the fisherman went fishing.