. . ( Lucky you die laughing )
1:
landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water in the meantime, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who?
strong storm response: Who hit who retention.
2:
landlord: I put my dog to blow it! It does not acquaint me the earthquake, normally screeched so love, just nobody like an earthquake feverish sleep in the nest,
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Re: Well, at last, not natural ... ...
3:
landlord: please use the word to narrate China's National Seismograph.
Re: hindsight, like pigs in advance!
4:
Forum landlord: Men final night, walking the dog mastiff huge and small edge of the forest a bald brutal dogs up. Dry! Tibetan Mastiff actually did not anticipate a huge detriment to grass dog! ! !
Forum sofa :****, bald ahead God, they call me the lion!
5:
landlord: I skipped classes in college, hung over branches, extraordinary rejection, being left off, a fight, demerits too, crashing off by the ... ... hey, I have done a competent ~
Re: you died before?
6:
landlord: I like a little 6-year-old than my girl, still in junior high educate, really commit a sin ah.
muscular tempest response: Remove the word like that is really sin.
7:
landlord: a beginning entire in terms of KB, the middle of funny, tragic fable. For example, there namely a specter once, put the ass, and then died.
Re: Sister Furong met, fell in love with Sister Furong, Furong sister marital ... ...
8:
Ya landlord: a day in front element of the team of idiots talking I feel the future is quite slim ... ...
Re: Are you elated now - because hurling pearls before swine is not disgustful, disgustful day in front of a group of livestock you are playing!
9:
landlord: Shenzhen Nantou a woman street vendor selling pineapple so he bit off a small metropolis directors Uncle JJ ... ...
Re: Hmm! You will not let me live, I ambition not let you enjoy life,
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10:
landlord: In fact, Newton's law of gravity is equitable fortunate enough to ascertain, whether Early three hundred annuals, I can!
Re: really lucky, for he hit his pate aboard a Mac, and buffet his head ashore the poor landlord is not the durian coconut ... ...
11:
landlord: they are being called Uncle wretched or cry his brother badly?
strong storm response: Uncle your brother out.
12:
landlord: the city manager to join new weapons came as stray dogs!
strong storm response: This is the same root, to fry.
13:
landlord: Why do build up human do not want children?
strong storm response: Beijing sent officials said, to begin with children.
14:
landlord: penetrate today has been cluing to the other man friends to go to mattress, ask: Is it to meet anyone is to go to bed?
strong storm response: to meet friends not to go to bed? Are you kidding, we all so engaged.
15:
landlord: a student, grades every year countdown to the 1st, often with a fight, along to the requirements of the instructor leading the students nicely to a last annotate,
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strong storm response: the student rendition and reliability, strong hands.
16:
landlord: ore water to beverage die at Hainan episode, you can see that China's edible safety worrying, nectar ore water is likewise dead? QS logo is not it?
Strong storm Re: Weak weak inquire,
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17:
landlord: a male you have to Li or Zhang Ziyi?
strong storm response: a rooster, a pheasant, not chosen
18:
landlord: a dog and a man which aid cost-effective?
strong storm response: ladies, even now you can make a man a dog, but you defiance not take the dog when a man makes?
19:
landlord: his wife gave birth to a infant girl, very cute, seeking you to help her daughter from a daunting name, I surname into.
Re: the chicken musing Chinese.
20:
Forum landlord: I have a million, buy a car, we Geigejianyi it.
Forum replies: You can sell 30 QQ, set a team to open, 1 will be prepared S-type, one will be prepared B-type.
21:
Forum landlord: Chen Liang, Wang Xiaoya with matrimony, please use the words comment.
Forum Re: Ah from nice!
22:
Forum landlord: you say I look a lot like Wu Bai?
Forum Re: Only half like! (Two hundred and fifty ??!!)
23:
landlord: Give me a woman, I can create a country!
Re: ah, to give you a sow, meat amounts could fall afterward year!
24:
Forum landlord: Guess which country's mingled blood ^ _ ^
Forum Re: Chinese + deformed sorcery!
25:
Forum landlord: girlfriend all says he's a small breast, I felt that I could, ah, please help nail what GG Forum ~
Forum sofa: two behind a long behind acne!
26:
Forum landlord: If I have a million yuan, I can lend to buy a house in the Tomson Riviera has!
Forum Re: ah, but you have to lend money to disburse attribute charges ~
27:
Forum landlord: he oaths that today, I was chapter of his life,
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Forum couch: My ex-boyfriend said so, but then I realized, I was his appendix, Aberdeen ears, six refer to such non-essential stuff children!
28:
Forum landlord: his aging mother I am so wealthy, what should I buy a car to the granny do?
Forum replies: That depends on the development of her husband to tell you everything to do with the ~
29:
Forum landlord: curse beautician tear my head bad! We point out Sunzhao require destructive bigger the better, the smaller the activity the better, because I go solo.
Forum Basement: middle of the night, a black and stormy, noiselessly, gently, a man hanged in the barber mart door ... ...
30:
Forum landlord: how do I got amnesia?
Forum Re: Would not it be cool? Woke up every a.m. to sleep in their own side are a another matron ~
31:
Forum landlord: you have a child grow up what variety of illusion scenes will make you in front of stole the show ?
Forum bench: pick a load of fertilizer to the streets to see who repulsion him throwing a spoonful on the head!
32:
Forum landlord: Why ought pol.ice Zhuahuai Ren Ming when the siren? Is not afraid apt listen bad foreman ran away?
Forum couch: higher-level units to retard the advance notification before the usually lower-level units of ~
33:
Forum landlord: Why is the father of a child connate to reserve home label?
Forum couch: Because ATM card where people spit all the money go.
34:
Forum landlord: handsome ass with - Death is not the end of the day to eat!
Forum Re: Shuai have disabilities to attach, a gun fight, there might ride,
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35:
Forum landlord: Call damn of the most ruthless and does not reveal nasty word. 31
Forum Re: When your mother is not a man to dart, and the placenta was heaved up?
36:
Forum landlord: Why is President Hu's visit to Japan, Japan extra distant, and even the hangar with welcome sign hanging?
Forum couch: how hung? Warm greet to age friends of China to Japan?
37:
Forum landlord: you women bra is not big summer peppery?
Forum Re: We do not take you will be hot ... ...
38:
Forum landlord: I bought a current possession, how many mention it horrified you - I accustomed to pedal a full circuit two and a half hours! ! !
Forum couch: ah, I used to have such a broken car ~