beats by dre headphones Reprinted Continue to jok

continue to joke and cold to you crazy! Kamen Rider 000
1. A small centipede a bad mood, his father asked: how do you? Small centipede said: I said afraid you can not stand. Dad: You say,dre beats I'm looking for guests on Google.com word specific methods 3689, I can take it. So the small centipede swinging his legs more than 100, said: Liuyi I want to buy Converse shoes.

2. glass windows before dying, said the sentence: The boss said there are 5, 6 blocks, 10 blocks, and asked what I should be. I said a blurting out: How much is 6? Boss play cold. . . Face was red storm. . . In fact, I would like to ask six of a few?

4. If you let me meet you, I will draw you to the bedroom, counterassaulted locked the door and frantically put you down on the bed, with the quilt over my head,best headphones, open my arms, pile up their sleeves tell you: Look, my watch is luminous!

5. eyes, snakes and elephants appointments, greeting some said: large gourd, so eat my people to taste my bitter

7. That day he ran out to buy cigarettes, suddenly found loose shoelace, bent lines, the salesperson threw a pack of cigarettes, for zz said, Lord, I'll loose soil. Zhongjie eyebrows, only do not think Mr. YY Qi, said the freshman is no wonder when you wear a scientific farming has been words of the T-shirt.

9. brought Tchaikovsky to have such a view. Tchaikovsky is Chekhov as a driver would use a pseudonym.

10. listen to the snail that it can eat or sleep for 3 years, is it true?

11. Japanese restaurant, sashimi, on completion, the waiter drops of cordial and considerate, said: hot to eat.

12. cooking time, knocking out a crab pot, you said:

14. You know, there are times I drive by police to 90 bar step down, the police came for the young man I've been waiting for you, I had to say sorry, I have driven every effort Wang Zheer.

15. a man and woman married, two people are propertied self-protection. Man in the prenuptial agreement before marriage reads: Transformers is my all. . .

16. 17. you say that man to the beach to the sun, are Heibuliuqiu the back,beats by dre headphones, why is that the more sun the more the white sand, na!

18. Digital Army Corps into a fight and letters, numbers, leaders and 0, said: flow came back and said: A table with a very serious: I raise a cactus trees, had wanted to raise a mimosa.

20. broadcast gymnastics now:

21. One day long ago, and friends discuss the issues. He said he was a child is black, grew up on the white, do not know why. I said, like a balloon, have been very dark in color, after Inflation to shallower ... ...

22. River of life inside, most people suspect that the moment does not exist in fact, than the leading hand in the induction following fierce stretch, but still there is no flow out of the moment.

23. my friends road, she is a serious person, guests drinking ice tea, at the cut fingers, to order tea is red. The hospitality there is archaic.

24. Question: Why pangolins have been digging answer: B looking mountains. . .

25. Question: When red = blue? Answer: When Little Red Riding Hood depressed, she would sing: .

27. a secret crush on a day school students will encounter PLMM,beats by dre Liuweidihuangwan new use , sleep tips, but suffer no chance to close. MM to a track day Ramen Museum, and finally the courage to talk to her: ...........................................

28 . I just finished a 14-day diet, the only minus is that two weeks time.

29. Today is New Year's Day, I decided a day in the new year, time is not more than 8 hours of sleep, so 8 divided by 24 multiplied by 365 days ... ... ... 121.6 ... May 3 is called I get up!

30. Today, I do push-ups! ... ... Today the first prone, hold tomorrow.

31.

32. man, I order a very pretty girl, I and he was ready to fight tonight! Starcraft your afternoon goes on the plate to bring, please.

33. Do not talk to me about money, and hurt feelings; also do not tell me about the feelings of hurt money! @ _ @

34. Moujun wire. wet the bed three times a fine of seven yuan,
36. dare! Say! Dare! 'm Loaded! [/ Url]

37. Leading groups of people, and fined the newspaper characters one by one, using scissors, cut the time to more than 500 had been dizziness. At this time the leadership speaker, will fight back those words. . .

38. a cannibal king of a small country by luxury jet travel. The stewardess asked: Sir, you want to eat lunch, what? Steak? King shook his head. The stewardess asked: chicken please? King is still shaking his head. Stewardess said: Sir, you really like to eat? The king said: One passenger lists to show me.

39. leadership meeting speech. Pick up the draft speech: ; in our orange looks like soccer, banana trees like the Eiffel Tower ... A large channel growers, Alarm people: my family. Fire: My question is where? Alarm people: in the kitchen. Fire: I mean, how do we go? Warning people: You do not have fire it? !

42. hungry, this is called good if the dry weight; pinch people this is called good if the dry massage; daze this matter if the dry well is called deep; lazy this matter if the dry well to called enjoyment; Sipilailian this good is called persistent dry.

43. a new clerk, the business is not skilled, so the hard work of record sales formulas, one woman bought a bottle of soy sauce, the clerk: straw do you need? ~

44. Three Mai Zaodian. The first said: one fried egg, do not egg yolk. boss according to a fried egg. The second said: one fried egg, not protein . boss did, a little impatient. turn to the third, the boss roar: What about you? Do not what? third timid to say: I do not ... ... my shell ... ...

45. Why not Yaguchi Ren ten day waiting inch, Ren suddenly against the statement made by Lun port kg soil clouds have Chuo-inch white spoon bytes Rui considered sensitive to words against Rui, therefore, Ren suddenly learned Rolling exclusion word, then, suddenly meters Ren Qing bad Dao Shen Woo points out.

46. I stood in the campus shouting to the world: I ran over the little boy, I pulled the trousers, said:
48. I have a request: asked me to dinner. I hope you can meet me. or I put your phone number written on the wall,beats by dre dr, the front coupled with two words: ***. have to ask me to eat good,white headphones Ten Network inventory buzzwords o, or to write: marriage, both men and women, conditions limitation.

49. Zheng Xi's wife be seen husband, father went to the house to look for. see father face, he asked: Dad, hi fixed it? father unhappy and continue to face. wife angry and asked: Dad, Zheng-hi fixed it [being washed * it]? father was furious: wash your face!

50. wolf invasion, set up death squads small animals confrontation. mantis: I have two knives. hedgehog: I am covered with hidden weapon. alternatus side while singing antennae Akira: Ah! I have a nunchuck nunchuck! hum ha ha

51. plow and Apple has never and a day to see Apple's next to the plow will be shy of pomegranate spread rumors around the stomach: Look at Apple is a rogue. and then pointed to split the pomegranate said: apple out of her big belly is also pregnant with more than one

52. Xiao Ming as peek mom bath, ass beaten red. In a few days, and students go to the zoo, the students asked: how a monkey's butt is red? he said: his mother taking a bath is certainly peek the

53. soldiers asked the company commander: stepping on a mine during combat supposed to? commander very angry: by, to country? worn away according to the price of compensation

54. Fish said : instant his mother was still so stubborn. no one with the edge of large paper, do not worry, the frog will tell you: stick scratch, scratch stick, stick stick scratch!

56. I care about you care about is whether I care about care about you care about I, I care about you and care about you I care I care about care about you like you care about me, small for gestational age, to see halo you!

57. day a taxi home drunk after drinking , reaching a 110 patrol car stopped, and cried: Even if you are a piece of one per km, there is no need to write so much you! <

58. which parts of your body being admired? - child Aunt old guard praise me, yo, it looks just like the child's nails Louis Koo.

59. One time, my classmates asked me what the other students in the Division Hospital,
I can not remember exactly, something like that, something like acupuncture medicine, the results say
she is: guilty Division.

Subscribe to the reading room