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The so-called \And the description of a literary point of view, in the catalytic power of love and desire, the man makes love to a variety of ways, sometimes also full of novelty and romance.

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the Chi Chi Meng, hold and trade of silk cloth.
bandits to trade silk, to which I seek.
The girl behind the counter helping
home, selling silk, often the spotlight, so men who have the opportunity to be spotted. His pursuit is Na Zhaoqian (\then took the opportunity to chat with the girls, but in reality is trying to set her magnetic.
I do not know how many times after this initiative was approached by the end she agreed to be his girlfriend, they also began dating. At the time of appointment, he \After every date, she even made him go home, \The only pity is that married life is not two great harmony, \, and she can only eat the bitter fruit of self, only sigh do nothing, \

Han Dynasty, \Japanese fall bun,mulberry Handbags, ears moon beads; Hsiang-chi for the next dress, purple chi is on the jacket. \
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meter is? Pretend to be drunk and would be accompanied by a faint smell Road too crazy life.
evening outside a man met a woman riding on Dream Car, wind gently blew the Dream Car of the Xiulian, the man saw the young woman is smiling Wang Ying Ying himself, allowing him to Heart thousands of reverie,gucci handbags, so he followed her into the city aboard a Dream Car. But this alone is not the answer with the go, how to, and she approached it? Action under the circumstances, he Lingji a turn, they pretend to get drunk, want to stay with the down, took the opportunity to find time. Was then that he dimly heard in the women's Dream Car seems angry and said one sentence: The young man so obvious, bold.
Obviously, this is a less successful action to recover women, men pretending to drink, along with women like this as a cover, took the opportunity to strike up a conversation, but also proved where she lives, but Lahuayouyi water ruthless,chloe bag, only to return for non-angry woman angry like a criticism.
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Pu \Yixianzhixia will suffer the lovelorn, and later voted to live in a strange house Ying Ning, Ning is that infants and their aunt cousin.
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Then the prince took out
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pursuit of the prince serving methods, and \Today, this model is far from obsolete, can be described as the classic tactics of chasing woman.