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1, one day, cows ass out of a problem, ask \Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a thirty meters chimney, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong the end of bread and two cans of chicken
sea, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: \have to wait for me to come back! can not go back on Oh,
new new balance shoes! \
Turtle Mom: \to whether he had,
Four years ago, you dumped me!,
new balance outlet! \Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: \cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Daddy, why does the name of which three gold ?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing???
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I Faculty Valley birds, not as you listen.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the \Google does not like birds?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious curse said: Damn I do not come back to die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then pigs know return, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: \\\ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for \. Then a student stood up and said: Hackers QQ: 9542974 \\\\\\eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: \\; was unable to bear the question: \\No, ah ... ... \the sentence: \: \
16. monk wrote a letter
Dear Monkey King Wukong:
; I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive!
our next 2 times this week rain, the first 4 days following 3 days under a second!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to eat hot pot restaurants West! Guanyin
your sister to give birth, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I sent your clothes you get it? I'm afraid to go when sent by overweight, so cut the buttons on the pockets of clothes!
is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or to the urine does not come out here very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal,
new balance shoes, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? Doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street,
Mafia godfather of Taiwan - Chen QiLi funeral (pressure over such and such a mag, police said: \He can not help but sigh, \Ant said: \This method well, put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put his into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: \went to the front saw a snail crawling turtle .. very slowly .. said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the table and then snail .. .. .. turtles after a while .. saw an ant said to him: Come on you .. so ants will come up.. ants came after the snail .. see above .. said something to him, \you?? snail said: You pay close attention to the point that the turtle so fast ..
22. One day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. mother is very tense in the outside the house shouted: \said, \Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....\~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: \suddenly turned to a lot of noises: \Stop me! Noisy dead! \\\
He replied: \man; \: ** Why do you print? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....
28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: \: \can not but speak out ah? \> 30. The female mosquito is: \not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi ,,,,
31. I spent 80,
new balance mens,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts seriously said: \
32. son: \ah, and then what. \. a ** summary execution of prisoners, the bullet is \prisoners crying: \\you? \nurses, injection of the \fortune. fortune tellers said: You, the first half doomed no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37 . a person eating beef can not see a piece of beef noodles, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect from the wife eat cake in a wife?
38. Three mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; mice drinking Chinese Erguotou , holding a kitchen knife, shouted: \\
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
Shuang Shuang Ah Ah ... ....'
passersby puzzled. asked: '? What are cool A. '
family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. a man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: \Our long way to go! \Long carpool elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: \all can not afford to be magnanimous, to what you use? \Why I am so okay! \creative, ugly is not my intention, God will not lose my temper, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact, I really, really very creative ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. ago I bought two dogs, called \! If your \came a voice: \\\\and they had a falling out, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! did not see you as a pig!
50. panda birthday,
new balance 574, We said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is hope to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. bee puzzled: He Where is the butterfly better than I answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. add beauty QQ: 9542974 You stand up. started to stand up. ant! you go sit down. elephants understand you want to do now to ask ants. one will stand up and sit down for a while. ant replied! lost my underwear I see Did you steal wear
53. production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. just a mare in heat. production team of employees to call to the production of business in the field captain. \ah,
【Recommended】 down to see public service ads - Q, asses in heat, but the jackass is dead. is to buy a head of a donkey, or you come back? \how can we say when such a disgusting thing
55. a meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor \I said \!
56. give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, and I will be able to tilt the Earth! \meters of sand there how you ah !!!\Q Dafan meal master, \\. \Toilet flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape was borrowed by us to go. Day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boy to a classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: \nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha it? \Ordinary dogs look at it dismissively said: idiot, see, I was undercover! Canteen bread is too hard ...>
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the highest state of fighting the highest level of hairdressing
jump the highest level of the highest level of play mahjong
swing kick highest level of the highest state of stolen
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the highest level of discount notes
the highest level of play sand
apples
highest level of the highest state of sleeping cars
the highest level of the highest state police
Hotel the highest level of advertising
the highest level of smoking, the highest level of egg
pencil
the highest level of the highest state of stacked stone
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