00 cute sayings and invincible after the lusty her mother after 80
in the first quarter
1, to the blossoming recently bought a pair of ruddy socks, on diamond, to find a black shirt to take a long segment of line, I feel really good looking, very stylish
blossoming said: Why do my old raiment is black, in fact, I like roseate
mother said: Black is shape, you have to learn to appreciate
blossoming said: I do not want to appreciate the
mother said: you are responsible for dress, my mother is responsible for flower appreciation
Duo ........
2. morn, slumber late blossoming in, my mother advised her to prevaricate warm in bed to get up early to kindergarten children ---
blossoming said: Why you can rely on the bed?
mother said: Because I was a child in kindergarten do not stay in bed, so you tin grow up to be lying in bed!
blossoming said: The father then
mother said: father a child to kindergarten every day like you stay in bed, so now obtain up early every day to send you to educate!
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3. dinner
blossoming said: Mom, my stomach hurts!
mother: how to do?
blossoming: I do not eat ample!
mother :...... but your stomach bugs to eat ah, if you do not give food they eat, they had to eat your blossoming belly fleshy
frightened Q: stomach mother thought would damage
serious answer: it will, of intestine ah ah all urine flow out .......
----- father threw rice bowls full of the
4. blossoming Crayon want to discern, my mother said how age you see, your eyes will be blind!
blossoming said: Mom you're so pretty! Mom I love you!
mother said: Well, then look for a while!
5. mother in composition, blossoming, Mom are you act
mother said: mascara, eye will be painted a large
blossoming said: Mommy, I have painted
mother wrote: your eyes are larger
blossoming said: But I want a huge, huge huge ......
mother then said: That would be disgustful, his face nose mouth will be squeezed out, leaving merely two eyes
6. kindergartens made a plug-speaking job is to teach children to behave respect, a male painted a picture of the drink, a female tearful, a child in the waved ----- probably do not call the children home to persuade his father the signification of alcohol
mother said: What is painting the chart ah?
blossoming said: Dad drinking, my mother started to cry
mother: that children ought be how the father said
blossoming: the children said, Daddy,
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7. blossoming eat Sands package, go to the supermarket to buy my mother, and steamed for her to eat
blossoming said: Mom, you're a good mother
mother said: Why? Steamed buns put you touched one!
blossoming said: Mom, I think you will eat the buns are a good mother
----
mother father said to the supermarket to buy the entire archive deduct Sands a
8. blossoming raising two small turtles, and put it down
mother said: so like the little turtle, ah, good to give them a name
blossoming: What is good
mother said: accidental, ah, like what is what
blossoming: Then tell mom and father still cry it
:...... father mother and father 2 1 bar
father ---@#¥%......
9. blossoming said: Mommy, I do not want to kindergarten it!
Mom: Why
blossoming: Because I want to tell your mother
Mom: 8 + 5 is equal to a few?
blossoming ...... fingers snapping fingers quickly enough
blossoming: do not know
Mom: No civilization can not be with her mother with a child, which is set by the state .....
blossoming .......
10. blossoming in kindergarten on the road see a women with children begging, blossoming, said: Mom, for money's coming, to the ah, give
mother said: Why
blossoming said: for they are needy, that children do not have money to buy someone to eat!
mother said: They beg not good because the kids to kindergarten, to eat comfit every day at home watching Crayon to spend all the money at home, so his mother had to come begging .....
blossoming: Dad, hasty car ......
11. Another time, have a profession the old mendicant in our car window begging, my mother took the opportunity of teaching blossoming: Look, do not take a child to kindergarten, grew up not study hard, and had to beg for food ... ....
the direction back and saw something with the children kneel on the overpass for help, my mother Continuing Education: If you do not go to school in the future .....
after another: it will all over attach with her mother solicit it?
mother :........ estimated one out of your own to ......
12. blossoming recently fell in love with playing a game
hit a dozen extra than 1 hour
Mom: blossoming so fun you
blossoming: really fun
Mom: wretched, you will not indulge the General Assembly, the web long .....
blossoming: What Addiction
mother: that day the Internet
blossoming: Oh, like mother, like Taobao you
mother ..........
13. reaching lunch time
blossoming: Mom, I'm hungry, eat chocolate.
Mom: Yeah right rapid banquet!
blossoming: But I want to eat chocolate to eat!
Mom: You can think of, however you want to take your time to think about it ......
blossoming: This is what my mother ah, how would there be such a mother?
mother ........
14. I was chatting on the Internet, blossoming came,
blossoming: Mom, I'm going to milk
Mom: wait, I'm busy
than 30 seconds
blossoming: Mom, I want to beverage breast
Mom: told you so will
blossoming: Do you want to starve your blossoming do, do not you do not love me, do not you do not my mother, do I have my mother do, do .....
mother :.........
15. One day, my mother in the Internet, and my father watching murderer videos, blossoming in the painting
blossoming: Mom, you come here
Mom: What
blossoming with her mother whisper: Mom, I differentiate you immediately is a good sister it!
mom: ah?
blossoming: go to help me put the disc it
16. night, three of us playing on the bed
blossoming: Mom,
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Mom: Well, you have what you want
blossoming: Mommy, I want to eat chocolate
Mom: No, the nightfall can not eat candy
blossoming: Dad, I really do love you yo ......
with languid father said :.... it, eat a small chip of it!
17. blossoming like to learn English, begin changed to call me Mommy, Mommy short day width Mommy, I all thought his harm in his Hong Kong screenplay
blossoming: Mummy, how to say in English dolphins
Mom: uh no idea
blossoming: Mommy owl how to say in English?
Mom: a feline .... ah I know is that CAT, owl .....
blossoming: It does not know, that does not know, what a silly mother
mother not ambitioning to say: That you, you know! ?
blossoming said excitedly: I know, know, know everything blossoming, fast fast ask me ask me how to say pig, a dog how to say .....
mother ...... this, uh, I know have inquired me this the next time ..... it .....
18. blossoming like the recent bad luck bear, bear home every day to emulate the disastrous butt twisted,
blossoming: Mommy, look at my twisted ass
Mom: Haha, so cute
pile up exciting, tangling the 3 minutes my father came back
Mother: blossoming, quick twist to the father to see
blossoming: No, equitable too much twisting, and the twisted stomach ache
19. go to buy bread,
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blossoming: Mummy, I want that big birthday cake
Mom: No, that is the birthday buy,
blossoming: I-old birthday tomorrow
Mom: Who said that? I want you by my students
blossoming: Well, if I like a father connate
20. in the supermarket
blossoming: Mom, I want to buy the adore of chocolate
Ferrero
a look, and really valuable
picked up the box of Dove's special: buy this, right
blossoming: Why, I want the love
mother above all visible seriousness, pointing to the English Ferrero said: this says, a child can not eat, I eat the teeth out of bare
blossoming mistrust looked at the mother
mother elected up the Dove confound right and wrong: DORA, see not, is your English appoint, it says it sent a cute tiny blossoming!
blossoming smile and laugh, and took the Dove
mother sighed: blossoming, and you have to you must learn English ah
in the second quarter
1. One night, after another suddenly said: I go out for amusement ah!
mother said: days are dark, you want to go?
blossoming then said: father and mother we went to wildlife park, right
father said: No, so black, stay out of the father will be eaten at tigers how to do?
blossoming understatement to say: Then another current father psalms!
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mother laughed dizzy: What kind of a new father change?
blossoming said: take us out to play this game every day, every day we buy chocolate to eat every day we have many gifts to send ah .......
mother ambition to say: nice
father persisted to spit blood ........
2. my father bought a piece of cake to the blossoming
mother said: I eat it
blossoming reluctant to transfer the cake attempting to detect excuses: this .... I'm going to get over there to talk to Aunt Kay Sheng shared .....
angry mother's dragging a piece of eye fast pieces down: cousins to share with you not to eat mom? I am your real mother is ....
blossoming less turn of the bread looked, and said a crying grievance: how is this ah real mother?
3. blossoming way to school to buy a big whale balloon, the results accidentally fly
sad that she cried ah
father said: Do not cry, do this little entity is worth
blossoming said: The father is not promised to buy a new one to me you promised, oh I want you to memorize one more Oh Oh you meant it to speak to calculate the teacher said, then why can not lie to children You can not lie to their words Oh baby you must remember to buy a new one to me Oh I want you to remember more oh oh oh you have agree to keep the teacher said .......
father collapsed: But I did not say anything ah
4. school, Dad to pick up after another
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blossoming again: Dad, you said you buy a larger balloon to me Oh, you meant it do not lie to you baby Oh you said ......
reduced father said: All right
mother saw blossoming took a balloon back Fuwa, strange to say: Why buy this, really a waste, one will be no angry!
blossoming once said: Yes, ah, blame my father, non-buy for me
Dad: how was I not buy ......
blossoming: this is what I want to buy the balloon next to baked sweet potatoes, but you went and bought a balloon instantly to me
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5. blossoming know they are after the chicken has been very exciting
came back from school 1 day: Mom, I do not want is a chicken
Mom: Why?
blossoming: chicken is the caterpillars like to eat that disgusting
Mom: Zodiac is not to change the
blossoming: But I do not want is a chicken,
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Mom: There is no sign of the Zodiac 12 Fuwa
blossoming: But ..... But, I have decided to, ah
6. father to grandfather to call
blossoming walked over, and my father instantly catch: to give Grandpa called
blossoming: I now want to play, do not want to call
Dad: You say a few words with the grandfather, father children, the weekend take you to Paradise
blossoming reluctance to take over the phone
Grandpa may be blossoming
too excited on the phone go on, after another has been Grandpa, Grandpa, Grandpa .... the butt
then finally have a independent gear, after another said: Grandpa, I already can not stand it
7. final weekend and forget to work grocery shopping, blossoming open the refrigerator that did not eat everything inside
she says angrily: how the refrigerator nought
she looked carefully to find even more angry and said: Why are all my mother's refrigerator, cosmetics! ?
mother with weak explanation: This ... this food is not eaten by you Well, can not eat so cosmetics still, ah!
Eventually she more angry statement: refrigerator should be installed in many fishes to eat a lot of it!
8. After school, blossoming lying in bed watching television
Mom: What are you doing tummy, stomach pain?
blossoming: stomach hurt, I'm listening to stomach bug in the words
mother ask out of curiosity: they say
blossoming: They mention ambition to eat chocolate
Mom: Haha, I'm not fooled
blossoming: miserly mother
see my mother's face provocative, blossoming quickly explained ----- Not me, stomach bug that's
9. mother after dissimilar knot shoes
Mom: blossoming, and the Department of laces if you do not, you can call the instructor to help
blossoming: Yesterday, the Department of pig babe help me
attentive mother, said: pig babe? Male, right
blossoming said: Yes, ah
Mom: Why does he help you tie your shoes
blossoming: He likes me chanting
mother was alive :..... bomb, ah, you do not like him .... oh
blossoming: Why
Mom :..... this .... Well, hey hey hey, since you still juvenile ah
blossoming thought: It does not matter, because the pig is very small babe
mother .........
10. blossoming several on its ass pimple
way to her mother sat with soil salt bath
then himself out of the Internet
blossoming over time to forget
blossoming in the bathroom yelling: Mom, Mom, do you want me to drench into the pickled radish you! ?
in the third quarter
1. New Year's Eve night, my father called to his grandmother Betty,
father said: Grandma too thanks to a blossoming of it!
blossoming took the call and said aloud, bring good luck ---- wallet!
father and mother stunned a few seconds
mother said: This is like New Year's slogan on the expressway mugging!
2. Mom in the kitchen bathing trays, blossoming and well-behaved in the side to help.
mother feeling, said: really poor kids brained back!
snorted my father and asked: blossoming, and you are rich alternatively poor kid child ah?
blossoming then said: I am a mother of a child! (She thought my father asked the child what the parent)
3. blossoming lying on the billiard chart, my mother asked: stomach impair?
blossoming said: No
mother despise, said: tolerate bug is speaking?
blossoming impatient said: No
She pointed to the following pond navel said: Do not disturb me, I am hatching eggs!
4. blossoming informed Fuwa father bought her a balloon.
father said: There are several balloons at home do not, you see a waste of time to buy one too!
blossoming: Dad, you gave me to buy one, and I grew up to buy for you well?
Dad: I do not like balloons .....
blossoming: I'll buy you shoes, pretty shoes Well .......
Fuwa
blossoming contented holding that hiking, saw a sell balloon
blossoming: Dad, I'll buy two pairs of shoes, OK?
5. my mother saw the blossoming of two balloons to take home,
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blossoming quickly said: ah, it is because one is given to mother Yeah, I love you Mom!
mother had a smiling face to accept for the fact that
6. eat hot pot, my mother suddenly open the lid entire the results of water vapor above the lens, sometimes confused, about knocked over
pot, blossoming side of the disdain that ---- Mom, amuse do not be so humiliated of you!
7. blossoming said: Dad, you said I was really good to see Crayon or Snoopy?
Dad: do not look, eyes myopia
blossoming: Well, I had to run away from home!
Dad: Where
blossoming: go appearance and watch the microcomputer
8. blossoming: Mom, I go out for fun, good at home, bored!
Mom: No, I am also busy
blossoming simulating to be aggrieved, said: I muse my mother is definitely not born
Mom: Who do you think is born?
blossoming: I was born Daddy, Daddy, you take me out to melodrama!
9. blossoming to the children's playground drew a sand painting, and many praises quiet as a few days
blossoming deliberately dangling in front of her mother: Mom, my sand painting will not look good
mother quickly said: nice, really nice ah
blossoming clutch back a laugh and said: Dad, my sand painting does not look good right
father rapidly said: fine,
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.......... about 5 minutes later, replay the txt anew
........... approximately 10 minutes afterward, came the 1st
mother was impatient: say it several times yet, do you have a fresh! ?
blossoming: Mom, I'm definitely not the good little of the
mothers look by the issue back to upgrade quickly cheer: a good little, is cleverest newborn
blossoming face something to color continues: Dad, I have not the good little right
father quickly said: No ah you conducted
........... about 5 minutes, replay the text again
......... about 10 minutes, then repeat
Finally, exhausted mother
father said: the next time she can no longer retreat into the trap of the
10. blossoming in the eating, after three Ferrero: Mom, I want to get something to eat
Mom: What
blossoming: Yes that is my preference
mother deliberately fool: is rice, right
blossoming angry and said: not
Mom: cabbage and radish
blossoming even more furious and said: Do I do rabbits
cheat in the end my mother continued: What is it? In the end what is it?
blossoming angrily said: Mom, you said, happy New Year to you, do not you want to make me happy on it?
Am I not your students do, do not chocolate at home you ......
mother has been entirely vanquished, only say ---- Well, eat two bar
11. New Year to return home after another cousin called Kai Sheng, Sheng Kai said: blossoming I miss you, do you want me?
blossoming: I likewise want you Shengkai
PHS marker namely no good
Sheng Kai continued: Do you want me blossoming
blossoming: I think you
Sheng Kai: blossoming You say you want me
blossoming: I think you
Sheng Kai: blossoming in the end you want me
blossoming :..... Shengkai impair you say you do not stutter and I stutter because you stutter so
We just say that the word
so you do not stammer Rights ......
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