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Reprinted from 2020593 at 12:08 on July 27, 2007 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (6) Categories: funny
1: After a ship wreck, a female passenger and 10 passenger drift to a desert island.
month later, the woman committed suicide because she felt that what happened this month is too disgusting.
month later, they decided to bury her because they think it happened a month is too disgusting.
month later, they decided to dig her because they think it happened a month is too disgusting.
month later, God brought the woman to life, because he felt that what happened a few months so disgusting.
2: there is a grown man to a hotel, he saw the garage, there are a lot of beautiful cars, so he asked the boss, how there are so many beautiful cars, ah, the boss told him that I have a year-old son He did three things, if you can follow to do, where you pick a car drive away with, if not, put your car to leave, many people can not do so. He thought, five years old child can do, but also can not do, so to try. The boss took him to a room, which has a beautiful ########## girls, children in the past gave her a kiss, and he do what I do,
chanel sunglasses 2011, and then the little boy's body over the last touch of the beauty, he followed suit, and the third thing, children turn out three times brother.
3: a male seclusion deep in the mountains, a ########## body lying in the grass said to rest. mushroom suddenly come to a little girl: a, 5 ... a, 5, 5 ... 6, 7, 8 ......
4: Snow White and Pinocchio, said living in the great forest, one said, Snow White has finally lost and lonely, caught a small horse's head caught in between his legs, said: so, say the truth, say lies ...
5: One day a gentleman to help him get his wife underwear, because he had never bought underwear to help his wife, so he did not know which to buy a size!
with the clerk pulled a long time, the staff had to take the fruit to describe it,
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Clerk: papaya?! President: no! no!
clerk: Apple?! President: No, no!
Clerk: wax?! President: Another small point!
Clerk: eggs?! Very pleased, Mr. said: Yes! Yes! Yes,
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When the clerk turned around after learning about
get underwear, the man suddenly exclaimed: Miss Wait a minute! Is cooked.
6: one through the house, he suddenly flew down from the second floor window and used a condom, just fell on his head.
feel that this sick and angry, so he went to the house entrance, hard knock the door
an old man opened the door, asked him why he so vigorously to knock
the hostages and asked:
old man replied:
bird condom and handed it to the old man who said:
7: Female white-collar office to tell a male connotation of both short and have yellow piece. Men a moment to say four words:
8: A male and a female because no house in the woman's home to spend their wedding night. The next morning the couple did not go downstairs and eat a small breakfast, the old couple did not care. At noon, the couple still did not go downstairs. The old couple thought they were too tired last night and still did not care. To see the couple still did not eat dinner down the old man sit still, small son, your sister and your husband will not have anything last night, right? Son answered, nothing ah. On the tube last night, I want to point my brother petroleum jelly, very unfortunately I happen to run out,
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9: Two fishermen fishing in the sea,
dior sunglasses, one day a fisherman came to play a mermaid, fish tail above is a super beautiful, but the fisherman put her thought, another fisherman puzzled, asked: Why?
10: A man and a woman meet at the donation center, and the two chatted.
woman said, Then they broke up.
a few months, they both meet again in the donation center , men take the initiative to say hello,
11: A man sitting in a luxury jet's most advanced, a sudden stomach pain, diarrhea .... but to all the men toilets are full.
but he really wait any longer, so with the stewardess Please, let him use the toilet about girls.
stewardess bit difficult, but still agreed to let him go, and very worried about has repeatedly confessed that he would not touch anything, pull the stomach to end up out.
Then he burst into panic
girls toilet. When he was pulled after, look easy ... that while there are three buttons next to the toilet, were written HW, HA, ATR, he was curious; think about the toilets so advanced that there are necessarily special, but think of the stewardess warned him KK. However, still very curious, so the first one written by the HW button.
Hey! Even from behind the hot water spray cleaning ass. Great! Hot Water was originally intended.
he thought, really high! Quickly look at the first two button ... should be the Hot Air says Luo HA! Sure enough, after pressing the button, sent hot air slowly.
interesting! Section 3 says that ATR in the end mean?
So he pressed the third button.. $@#!* a sudden sharp pain, dizziness, black eyes in the past.
12: one said, Moujun wife have children, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit,
dior sunglasses 2011, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry, shouting he was happy, I did a father! Looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. For some that stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie, retribution Yeah.
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