BBS, 2009, a lukewarm current academy jokes - hila

1. decorating the house, not responsible for the construction team too, so her boyfriend and they got into a fight, I came and tried to interfere.
boyfriend: equitable you coming, myself stand up straight against the walls - see you, Now that's smooth! Brick on the walls that you defiance cry
level? ! !
construction team: ... ... (ASE China)

2. building a girl's bra hanging lost, angry! Provocation on the board in the downstairs and said: I can not deem my E glass bra
still have the layer, we obtain the girls to wear! really hack with
! among 500 million and the sweetheart you can merely choose one, you choose which results you choose 500 million, so I got angry
.
me:. then what? impression that I feel like I have not told you regrets, right?
MM: No, but then I think about it, I will choose 500 million, so immediately I'll excuse you ~
me: ... ...

5. Now the fiscal emergency,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, too outrageous, just after the interview, so too will call the past to ask something, the results gave the interviewer did not think
even cut it,GHD IV Dark Straighteners! (ASE China)

6. Spring Festival train too squeezed afterward to 1 MM it could no carry, and inquired whether I could squeeze squeeze sit down. can seat 3 people have sat
4 individuals, but the breach between the seats also stand out better in person , for such a small place where I stand I stand no fewer than
... ah ... are hesitant to go again,GHD MK4 Kiss Straighteners, MM is truly tired and hard, and anything no stuff, Hu said: Buddhist music while batch test paper, and asked why, answer was: - do you have feelings for her second child?
mm: This ... is ... alternatively not ah?
GG: Did you mind it is not remove Well?
mm: Oh, no!
GG (a long course weep of relief): What do you feel approximately me?
mm: no.
GG: This ... tin ... ...
mm: this, I did not ~ (beverage from the source)

9. languidly lying ashore the small bed, his girlfriend sounds favor a child studying the ad: ah, that splendid! to, let me speedily insert in the personalty of child! (Mizuki Community)

10. After the premier affectionate, and asked how it feels MM, MM flushed out of a fleet McDonald's coupons, I suddenly huge Yue
heart ... ... (cover up, sun, and moon)

11.MM send text messages to ask: Japanese Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles head injury, you muse it is relatively poor in Japan or Japanese ninja ninja turtles can
compassion ... ... (Mizuki Community)

12. learn a gay sister and sharing. One night back, sister school sensibility quite depressed, and then the gay
very considerate to her scalding a bowl to eat, she felt very lukewarm,GHD Hair Straightener NZ, so it moved to say: Yes, I can a man want! ! ! approximately a cluster, I told her not pay anybody attention to. a day off go, she finally told me can not assist but come
something namely I will never forget it - she said: if you were physically sick, early treatment ambition occur oh ~ ; suddenly saw the inverse of a man came to watch
mm to Xiong Baba asked: Why do you go?
that Tsinghua students both do quick mind, mm Dairen fear is encountered, do not want to be pillaged money, then said: , yellow fingers later eating, did not wash their hands to go instantly to the school. The next
afternoon conversation with a classmate, said: From time to time did instigate instigate the orange-flavored fingers also said students have ... ... (Tulip)

17. Zhang Yimou: I absence to participating directed the beginning observance of the Olympic Games?
mm: Background I am wrong!
Zhang: total to the camera,GHD Benefit Straighteners!
mm: did not see the face of the lens to cut the past I discontinue!
Photo: allows you definitely played more than one hour!
mm: standing I do not move to!
Photo: guaranteed to make you bounce!
mm: so nice? Well, I promised to be unspoken rules ~
after the pageant of the sportsmen mm Welcome cheerleaders jumped 2 hours,GHD Hair Straightener, Ku Cheng tears man ... ... (
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18. and sister educate chatted about her preference long before a long period merely then did not contact the boy.
me: now thatyou're adjoined, you ought take the initiative to work as ah!
sister school: I have such a big to do injury to household friends ~
me: maybe he was looking amenable to you to harm him.
sister school: I cool ing ... ...
me: then cold water was thrown into a lime also broke out after the muscular vigor!
sister school: Well, I The water here is not in this life has boiled away ... ...
I: So you need to find quicklime, which is CaO ~ (ASE China)

19. 10 pm, a pair of youth lovers in cell door dawdle.
girl: are 被震 bright, the whole creating lights, downstairs the police stopped the automobile for the one yelling 被震
reported.
girl smile Huazhiluanchan result, the chap happily into the arms of ... ... (Mizuki Community)