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1 small x teach a bird mart. Found a parrot cost 3 greenbacks. So he asked the seller: how your parrot so cheap ah?
seller: I parrot silly! My mama taught it a long time. Until now will only say a few words: Who?
small x one like low anyway, so he bought it.
night to the house, he does not ambition to teach I do not trust you! The little x to educate it a night, said something another.
But in the morning, a parrot, or only say; Who? So small x 1 vexed, locked the door and work to work. After a meantime, to check a gas fare (referred to for small z).
small z: tapping ... (knock)
Parrot: Who?
small z: check gas.
Parrot: Who?
small z: check gas.
Parrot: Who?
small z: check gas
... ...
the evening, a small x back. Saw a man lying on the floor door, bubbling at the mouth.
small x: yo ~! This is Who?
I heard the house, said: check gas.

2. particularly like the small x parrot. One day he slipped to Bird City, found a parrot to sell 3 million.
he was strange, so he asked the buyers: Your parrot how valuable it? Buyer: I clever parrot! What will be said.
small x one so beautiful to buy down on a hard-hearted.
night to the house, he was especially happy. On playing with the parrot.
small x: I will go
parrot: I will go
small x: I will run
parrot: I will run
small x: I fly
Parrot: You're a liar B also!

3. a man kept a parrot, very powerful, and its narrations with the other birds are killed by it.
obtain back an eagle, and the employer was put in a chip of it, so the owner by the point of view,GHD Diamond National Flag, the cage out of cilia hanging parrot.
owner said: This time it is not cow B.
can look closely, is the eagle die, the parrot with a light body,GHD, said: This grandson actually powerful, do not really beat it off Guangbang Zi Hell

4. He has a Bird lovers particularly fond of parrots, one day after a bird mart he found a parrot which is the auction.
him to see the parrot judged to buy a nice overcoat, so he shouted: I am willing to pay 10 dollars to buy the parrot,New GHD Professional Pink Straighteners!
Then something outcry: I willing to pay 20 yuan U.S. dollars!
Bird lovers who do not want to parrot over to folk, and he shouting for 30 yuan ... but the voice was in dissimilar
against him, until Bird lovers who called 200 Yuan stopped ... ...
very happy that people buy parrots, but he suddenly thought: I spent so much money just to buy this parrot, if it does not say that I am not a big detriment it?
so he ask the boss: the employer ... you the parrot will say ah?
Then he heard the parrot cry: can not speak? ! Who do you calculate just like you outcry ah? !

5. a human hiking down the avenue to see a magnate selling parrots. He looked very pretty parrot talking parrot businessman queried what?
businessman said: Of lesson! Do not believe you shook it right foot. Yi Yan
man shook the parrot's right foot. just listen to the parrot is very clear, said: Hello! Hello!
very happy man, merchant said: you shook it and then left. Yi Yan
man and shook the parrot's left foot, just listen to the parrot said very clearly: bye, bye ... ...
male more merry, and now bought the parrot.
home smiling audible, while the left foot touch the parrot, the parrot's right foot while touch.
parrot is also loyal to say: Goodbye, Hello.
suddenly he whim: I prop it with two feet whether it would mention?
he grasped the parrot's feet.
equitable listen to the parrot said loudly: I annihilated you want Ah ah! ?

6. a magician ashore a journey in a small go, has been a year alternatively two's period.
quondam two years, he, like each night of the show, the audience liked him.
However, because the crowd constantly change, so he became impatient to learn current cheats of the unnecessary.
However, a few years, the parrots sat in the back over a long time of detection, and finally saw the magician tricks flaws began publicly disclose the magician's trick.
For example, while the magician to change a bunch of flowers no penetrated, the parrot would hurrah that: " in his back! He's back! This confused magician "
furious, but he has failed. Parrot is the captain, he can not move it a staring.
One day,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, the boat drips, the results sink. Magician administered to swim to a piece of wood floating on the water, and then collar the wood.
parrot standing on the other end of the wood. Both of them do not say a word all the access 大眼瞪小眼. In this way the water drifting for 3 days.
on the fourth daytime morning, the parrot could not help seeing the magician finally said: Well, I surrender, you go there in the end transform a canoe!

7. family to a brothel closed down, the auction of entire entities, there is a guy bought a parrot family.
back home, the parrot began to speak: br> after audition the guy's sister, also came to the alive room, the parrot said: old clients has not changed !
Parrot did not react.
Parrot is still not rejoinder.

Suddenly, a parrot cervix, shouting:
but she seems to detect the pantry sink drain blocked, so she shrieked water electrician William, I wish he can come to assist repair.
William one I agreed, he said he would look at home morrow afternoon over Cindy.
As in Cindy's work time, so Cindy told him: do not anxiety.
In appending, I also kept a parrot, it is a troublesome lad you came in, if it differentiate you someone even. memorize! Never and the parrot to talk. mistrust, yet still said yes.
next afternoon, William time to Cindy's home, into the door began to repair the kitchen sink.
behaved dog, neither fierce that he did not call. Parrots are noisy to him cried constantly. I remember the starting
Cindy William's orders and not of it, but the parrot was constantly shouting.
William eventually could not stand a moment, he shouted opposition the parrot:
" Shutup! You only big Benniao! " parrot Somewhat taken aback, William thought he roared with some efficacy.
then,GHD Blue Styler Straighteners, only to hear the voice of parrot imitating Cindy said:

10. there is a fat, base in the same seat on the airplane is actually a parrot.
But now internet era, and what strange things there, did not feel strange.
a little thirsty, so Miss Xiang Kongzhong to a glass of water, but the madame has been engaged for a long time did not have time to bottled water.
this time afterward parrot to speak: I X your uncle! You are not Zhaochou Ah ah! TM how I have not sent to the XO!
stewardess Britain Britain immediately sent to the XO, and also kept pardon. Fat look,
Oh, they eat this ah. So also shouted up: X your grandmother!
you are not seeing because fan-Ah ah,GHD Purple Styler Straighteners! TM how I have not sent to the water! Stewardess also immediately rushed to the scene,
but this time emulated at two colossal men. Two had one, to dart out the fat.
how fat in the atmosphere also does not want to comprehend how his face is not favor a parrot?
Then the door opened, parrots also thrown out.
parrot flew alongside the fat man said: stupid B, Ah do not you defiance wings so livestock B? ! Finally, I hope read this joke of a happy life, parents, health, happy every day. Laugh over the top of a bar to help me thank you! How left, top look Ma, aiding what