Take this fascinating new study from a Canadian psychometric consulting company called AptiQuant. Appearing to have no relationship with the cosmetics of Mary Quant,
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(To be precise,
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IE8. Those who use IE8 are still dumber than those who use any other browser.)
Having enjoyed those two places, perhaps you might just decide to come here: 43 percent of browser users,
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The first question seems to have no answer, so one assumes a clever person at AptiQuant thought: "Hey,
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So what browsers do the smarterati espouse? Well, in third place is IE with a Chrome frame. In second,
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Only then can you really savor the conclusions that can so easily be reached when one lot of numbers goes on a blind date with another.
For this piece of research declared that those who use Microsoft's fine Internet Explorer browser are quite the most stupid people in the world. Or,
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But, of course, I reached those places on a humorous,
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When scientists attempt to correlate numbers,
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So while all you IE users hurriedly reach to download Chrome,
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Firefox,
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Safari, please let me tell you that users of these browsers aren't all that much smarter than the doofuses who use IE.
Still, ever conscious of my image, I downloaded Opera late last night, just to give it a whirl. (Normally, I am a Firefox tolerator.) Opera was fast. It was fun. Five minutes ago,
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Which might lead you to a place at which I have already arrived: IE users are so dumb that they will take free online IQ tests. You might also arrive here: IE users are so scared of being dumb that they are desperate to answer IQ tests in the hope of being proved less dumb than they feared.
Whenever a piece of research--thank you to the Next Web for first telling me it existed--finally ceases to make me laugh,
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AptiQuant describes these conclusions as "really not that surprising."
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