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Old 08-12-2011, 10:20 AM   #1
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1.为什么大三的女生都很富有啊?
  
2.某女体臭无人能忍,故虽貌如西施却无人敢追。然一日路经教堂,伤感之下入之祈祷。片刻一物坠地,乃一长 钉,AIR STAB!问,何故?
  
3.一条小河中有20多只青蛙在游泳,只有一只青蛙穿了裤衩,请问为什么?
  
4.火星人来到地球后最喜欢吃什么?还提示答案是三个字的。
  
5.请用一个4字成语形容拒绝生孩子的美丽女人。
  
6.一头老母猪过桥,有一个人,必须放弃 (看完这篇日志你第一个想起谁?)《请为ta 转载》,桥能承受500公斤的重量,老母猪重300公斤,可是它到桥中间桥却塌了,请问怎么回事?
7.一只蚂蚁从15万千米的高空掉到地上,问蚂蚁是怎么死的?(拒绝饿死/渴死/老死等低级答案)
  
8.姚明绕地球走一圈,11月11日,脑袋比脚多走了多远?(假设:地球半径6000公里)
  
9.孙悟空的姥姥、妈妈和大姨一起去唱卡拉OK――打三个字的国家首脑人物。
  
10.如果白天天很晴,我可以说sunny,ナイキ エアマックス95。如果晚上,天也很晴,用英语该怎么说?
  
11.(上边没猜对的送你们字谜!!!)
  水边役人双双走,人带宝冠需砍头,
  三寸金莲顶草车,尔等身旁一人陪,
  看遍终究文胜扁,见公方知右手残,
  一十八人竹下宿,空伴芍药花不开。
  
12.唐朝最便宜的妓女是谁?
  
13.饭堂里面有三个吃香肠的女生:一个舔着吃,一个咬着吃,エアマックス ライト,一个裹着吃。问:哪个女生结了婚?
  
14.同学问:什么办法能使钱生钱?
  我答:……
15.问:你晓得清朝和唐朝审美观点有什么不同吗?
  答:晓得,清朝美女如林黛玉,美人上马马不知
  唐朝美女如杨贵妃,エアマックス 激安,(……………)。
  请对括号里的下联。
16.一小流氓正在调戏一女,路人不敢上前制止,这时一农民冲上前去。
  “放了她”
  “你谁啊,傻*B,丫找抽是吧!!!”
  小流氓冲上前去,但只听到三声闷响,爱,错过今生,小流氓满脸是血的倒在地上……――打一种矿泉水
  
17.取经途中唐僧不时向徒弟们宣扬佛法。一次谈起了自己在女儿国抗拒诱惑的事迹。唐僧说:“世上的美女在 我眼中不过是白骨,不只是美女世上众生皆是白骨,比如悟空,你也只不过是一堆用石头做的白骨而已,沙僧你是 流沙河里的白骨”突然唐僧微笑的朝向八戒说:“在我的眼里,八戒你是特别的,你不是一堆石头, 你是……”
  
18.大一时,寝室一哥们就和她MM互赠价值1W元的白金定情戒指,大家口水羡慕中。谁知,大学毕业后,两 人分手了……
  一年后,两人在QQ上相遇。
  男:最近好吗?
  女:没什么好不好的,但有一个好消息和一个坏消息。
  男:什么坏消息?
  女:前几天我做了输*管手术。
  男:真的啊?那现在还好吧?
  女:嗯。
  男:你说还有个好消息?
  请问:什么好消息?
  
19.班里转来一位新同学,老师让她做一个简短的自我介绍:“虽然我是新转来的,但是我未必会是最优秀的, 未必会是最漂亮的,未必会是学习最好的!!!”为什么下课后她被大家一顿爆揍?
  
20.都说“江南出美女”,可是为什么南大就没有美女呢?
  
21.为什么说网络上的女性居多?
  
22.不破时犯愁,破了才高兴,这是什么?
  
23.医学上把痛分为12级。第1级是被蚊子叮咬时的痛,第12级,也就是最痛的一级――分娩时的痛苦。那 么请问,NIKE AIR CLASSIC BW,第13级的痛是什么?
  
24.换心手术失败,病人唱了首歌给医生做为临终遗言,猜8字歌名。
  
25.男人内裤――打一三国人名。
  
26.周瑜掉进硫酸池――打一种疾病。
  
27.美国一大学,エアマックス パープル,某女生携男友回寝室。两人缠绵悱恻之际,宽衣解带之时,女生突然指着他的背心说:“你的背心怎么是NIK E?”男生回答:“我乃校篮球队队员,NIKE赞助我们的球衣。”又突指其三角裤云:“你的内裤怎么是RE EBOK?”男生回答:“我同时又是校划艇队成员,REEBOK赞助我们的内裤。”一丝不挂后女生惊见其D D上印有‘AIDS’,大呼:“奴家不能与有‘AIDS’的男人上床!”男生笑曰:“Cool baby, soon you will see ……”女孩释然,然后两人愉快的做起来。请问省略的单词是什么?
  
28.一个人正在攀登万丈悬崖,他所用的工具是绳子,当他快要爬到崖顶的时候突然看到一头大灰狼,只见它手 持蜡烛,面带阴笑,示意说它正准备用蜡烛烧断绳子.攀崖人不想自己这条小命就此报销,急的不行,正在这时他 心生一计,对着大灰狼就……
  请问:攀崖人对大灰狼说了或做了什么,结果大灰狼自己把蜡烛吹灭了呢?
29.领导将手放在女秘书腿上很久没有移开。
  女秘书说:“看过《邓选》第二卷第361页第11行吗?”
  领导羞愧地把手拿开,回家一看,该页写着:……
  领导顿时后悔万分,请问写的是什么?
30.中学时,一哥们带我去书摊张狂地问老板:“有刘备吗?”我正纳闷,只见老板从角落翻出两本黄书递了过 来.回去的路上我问:“黄书为什么叫‘刘备’呀?”他悄声告诉我……
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