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Reprinted from 191827519 at 14:09 on November 3 2010 read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. noon, to save money, a beautiful line in the back when asked me: both do not have to queue up.
2. the afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a.
3. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
4. Neighbor forgotten his key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turn back, then open their own door. Even more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel something wrong. Alas, we were the head must have been his way through the same door.
5. still remember the first time when the confession to the girl, too tight, and thus be unit to eat, a big Xiao Nianqing colleagues to a bottle of Sprite, give us a lap down, when their turn the bottle was empty. The Sprite then the waiter shakes his colleagues, said: br>
7. and the company of two enthusiastic female colleagues (full model) together with a meal, they get together to give me a description object.
I want to say: you really warm and ah two matchmaker results
an opening: the two of you fat woman .....
8. Ge Jige play World of Warcraft. Counselor rounds, furious, grabbed the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft dragged into the recycle bin, clear, saying: let you play with!
9. Today, the old father to call Mom's cell phone was busy mom, I picked up.
me: Hey
Dad: Well, your father do?
me: ah?
Dad: your dad doing?
me: places. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him call me back kick.
10. once you play mahjong, a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play,
air force 1 shoes, and later was too hot, yelling, >
11. fancy sets of hands, the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30,
nike air force 1, the owner of non-compliance have to 35, about a few back and forth does not give way, I think even if, and to the sheets 50, and he was very deft gave me 35....
12. a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
The correct answer should be:
results have a child wrote: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed!
13. noon cooking my mother gave me a pot of carrots: One time someone call my cell phone: die now! the
17. Mi Fendian
certain: the boss, not to twenty-two onion rice noodle.
owner (... ...)
a (side to find a seat side of the back to add): Do not let onions ah!
boss (in tears): Do you eat in the end is rice noodles or eat onions?
18. one to market to buy food, prepare dinner, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime money, so he said to the hawkers -
> the. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ...
20. Xiaoqiang speech at the rally, the following people listen!
Xiao Qiang, said: ! First, racial discrimination, the second is black and the third is the number did not know! . .
21. yesterday, having a swim directly to the trunk open, keys thrown in, and then close the trunk ... ...
22. to friends at home, chat, her father back, mouth called the boss asked them to not put parsley, the men said no, how do woman said.
I think in the next, answered loudly: Mom made a porridge, I do not know Flanagan muscle pumping, and put that bag of rice to throw ...
25. One day, said many people buy a duck, then, she stopped without hesitation The said: Zhou Chunmei's out. I picked up the phone a
excited: I'm Zhou Chunmei. . . =_=|||
Zhou Chunmei: You Zhou Chunmei, that who I am. . .
27. One time in the school breakfast, in front of a student card, the machine did not respond, painted or not, it is depressing that the machine is broken, and I said let me try, brush a little card, the machine really did not respond! he pulls out one, still the same, very angry! received the card just about to put the bag and found a bank card in his hand, I am laughing! he pointed me laugh even more, had I Take ID!
28. at university, a year school, dormitory Five quarters to call the station to see if people in, answered the call to quarters ranks the fourth.
AC stem (next to the school)
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carrying another waltz to the company, at noon, when hungry, eat snacks open cupboard only to find there is a bag of garbage.
30. take the subway into the gate, take the phone in the wild brush on the gate, but also and the back has been waiting for me how people say it does not come out the brush, the machine is broken now... sweat...
31. Twenty years ago I proudly rode twenty-eight inches mom Phoenix Men's bike gave me a year old sister to kindergarten, to kindergarten so she is extremely handsome, after a stroke mantis leg swing, feeling knock the Han. she did not go forward as a means to Tuizhao Che, not a few steps away Someone shouted back, life and death are unwilling to drop his sister drops a bike ride I mother, twenty years of this hate hate ... ...
32. like to eat seeds all stoned. Guishi guess God, nibbling After all, the plate melon seeds inside an ancient brain down to the trash, watching the seeds of another shell plate daze.
33. display stand, to shake the mouse, the result stand, straining to shake a long time, found himself shaking the Phone ... ...
34. cyclists to buy things, to the store did not lock the car went into the shop. fancier out the lock on the bike ready to go...
35. a child like biting pen head, a day biting feel right, especially salt, and then discovered a mouth suction ink
36. has finished second cut apples, the grant is not long off, very proud, easily the apple thrown into the trash, holding the skin go out into his mouth!
37. scrambled eggs with tomatoes, boiled eggs, when holding a knock at the Wanbian not bad for a long time, but also said to his wife bad eggs.
38. last flu shot, the nurse to take your pants off in the end result of almost ~
39. the company has sub-Fan Yun, and want to go to the bathroom, and I do not know do not went to sleep in front of pure water machine, watching the big half a bucket of water, actually did not react, zip again soon, what had happened to her back seat. Fortunately, no one beside. then think about, it is estimated the work was I was too busy...
40. picnic pulled out his cigarette point of the last cigarette box,
nike air force one low, directly to the zippo cigarette thrown back into the bag to fire the pile, still barbecue, after the blow out a bunch of sparks scorch the clothes also destroyed 2 bowls of dumplings
2 41. hold the phone when the cigarette lighter, hold the phone when the TV remote control meal by.
42. cooking when the phone rang. take calls directly to the phone put Caipen inside. Results and vegetables to the pot along with the. and then looked at the pan flute for a long time before the phone out quickly. Fortunately, that was fried bean curd lettuce ... .. If would be finished ...
43. college roommate and go home, change clothes together after the door and suddenly saw a little strong, she would go pia, and then takes a small strong body to come to frighten me, I am afraid of insects,
air force 1 high, a tension open the door and ran out, she was very excited to continue to pursue me... all to the elevator, the only . Fortunately, no one in the corridor....
44. One time the bathroom to go wash their hands to eat, a sudden short-circuit the brain to see the mirror, toothbrush cup to take a very skilled, to squeeze cleanser on the toothbrush, puts the rhythm brush teeth out, while also wonder how today's toothpaste taste right.
45. The first day at work, someone calls to find manager (woman), the phone to the manager by the way the sound, Mom was looking for you answer the phone.
46. One time on the computer lessons, while her boyfriend sent me the information,
air force one low nike, while very brave teacher shouted out loud: instant quiet. 5 seconds after all the laughing. the teacher is a little more than 50 years old.
47. sister has a cell phone and a PHS, changed the day a new phone card, a colleague asked her new What is the number bought, she said forget to dial the phone with the card replaced their PHS. Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, PHS rang, she picked up asked: ... ... you say ah, do not say I hung up! .
48. Zhongguancun day cruise to the students, a hawker Couguo ask, br>
49. remember,
air force one low, or fifth grade, the teacher asked a group of first student:; What is your nationality; students, said:; Yi tribes Friends of body fat, to want to try to see the scale. So step right up,
52. for the first time using public transportation IC card, on the bus I took the initiative to the driver flashed the card to straight to the seat. Not, the driver said: make every effort to read: > 54. in the cafeteria line, heard next to a boy, said:
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