Some {comic} words of wisdom

1, sister reserve the virgin for 17 years, eventually final night -------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------- rotated into 18 annuals.

2, a red than the red diamond is also a woman, fell in love with a yellow than the yellow diamond is also the man. Finally come to a green than the green diamond is also the small three, give birth to a son, called members.

3, do not think you send text messages to class I do not know, who would giggle against the crotch.

4, there are always thirty days a month do not want to learn, in February, when the most intense feeling.

5, Grandpa said: read the news network a few years, see Leng Shimo finale.

6, Who told me I had let him off the Ching Ming Festival April Fool's Day.

7, the loading force is only an instant, no sense of scandal is eternal.

8, yesterday, I Baidu to slay, dying he queried me why I kill him, I fair sneer: You understand also much.

9, just shriek me a MM: ! ! Knock on the door a long period, that really no an.

10, when the money to stand up and talk, all truth is silent.

11, after her mother no longer have to anxiety about my capable, so simple.!! left hand holding a lighter step by step, right hand holding a textbook, where no point where ,.!!!!!

12, geography fail? Normal! You likewise do not know the access home?
political failure? Normal! China's 1.3 billion people, it's your turn when the President do?
not pass the physical? Normal! Even when you are jumping to think the air resistance it?
fail English? Normal! We are all Chinese.
language does not pass? Normal! Use rhetorical devices do you curse?
Mathematics fail? Normal! You took to the streets to purchase food with the use of a function?

13, we see what the television, the last male and petticoat marital, the television finale, and this shows what? Description: As long as a matrimony, the game is back on.

14, I picked up in the avenue 10 dollars, handed it to hand inside the network guy, handsome Na Zhaoqian on my pate, I am happy to say the sound, red member.

15, recovered things. Always second-hand.

16, Baidu, I listened you know everything, I ask you, do you know me?

17, in class, somebody came with a memorandum, I truly want to look the contents of his smooth. Is written: in?

18, 80, after being robbed of beauty, status was accounted for after 70, 60, after the money was earned, what we are after 90?

19, female: What do you think of ###### male: there is no way it touches a lot of views.

20, there is a breakdown of the known password is erroneous,Lacoste R75 P2 Trainers, there is a remote login account called fear,Lacoste Carnaby Trainers, there is a feeling called the stealth of their visibility, there is a loss not call you way.

21, grave prices are rising so rapid, death could not afford.

22, stood up yesterday to the city to participate in the game, a outcome I went.

23, many people broke into your life, just to give you a lesson, then turned and left.

24, if you regard me as a game, I hung on to open your child dead.

25, defiance to curse me to buy packets of instant noodles without seasoning? I curse you to buy instant noodles, seasoning parcel only!

26, real label, said the reality lies with the network under a false appoint to differentiate the truth.

27, proud, the friends you know. When in trouble, you know a friend.

28, a baby, I most favor to melodrama hide and seek, and other people well secluded, I will work home for banquet.

29, fart when you have thought almost underwear feel of lumber, wooden Yes, there are wooden.

30, you are low or not cheap, small three in there. Infertility.
you two or Fuji, two in there, nor fish neither chicken.

31, SARS, when looting vinegar, salt nuclear radiation when the rush! In the end you must consider the emotions of soy sauce!

32, a man left behind, money problems; woman left behind, face the problem; I left behind his mom mind you have a problem! !

33, then the hideous Really despise! !

34, class ring is also pleasing than the national song, school bell still crashes than understanding.

35, the most magnetic human is the Master, thousands of people every daytime, drench him.

36, again today, 10086 message, or care so much but I hope he will notification after joining a complete lack of balance,

37, Eye exercises: (→ _ →) (↑ _ ↑) (← _ ←) (↓ _ ↓) (→ _ ←) (↑ _ ↓) (← _ →) (↓ _ ↑)! ! ! ! !

38, each said people who do not want to fall in love, and my heart is fraught with an impossible person.

39, a distance a temple, his alma mater, we look at the past, more than 300 nuns, more than 10,000 Road.

40, life is chess, I am willing to death, though the behavior slow, but who have seen me take a step back.

41, I just want to know., and 2012, which 1st?

42, do not look at the old AV, you do not see the keyboard, the letters A and V, respectively, what is after.

43, school sleep sleep, play noisy class, the exam be dead.

44, self-confident woman is not necessarily smart, such as Feng.

45, opening soon in the Foreign Language Institute, a friend said to me: men and girls over their classes very badly on either men, even worse is that agreeable men on both!

46, true friends know better your quiet, and not what you say.

47, people smile at me too lewd, I laugh they do not open.

48,Lacoste Shoes, I now know, the native ATM's:

49, just received a txt message his girlfriend, broke up with me she said, when I sadly when she sent a text message: Sorry, made a blunder.

50, the starting of learning is not happy, no one is not happy to learn, and one is not happy to learn on a happy on the day passed.

51, mermaid I love you, only you will not cheating.

52, two tigers, two tigers, love, love, two are man, and two are public, the true metamorphosis, true metamorphosis.

53, girls ah! How can so many pearly nag ah? Improvise got to ascertain a donkey, do not await until the day donkeys are not pillaged, and left a bunch of mules.

54, wallet, wallet how do you answer my wallet, how do you slender, and get up up Ah ~ ~

55, one day a beautiful tiny girl came sprinting beast in ecology, said:

56, low self-esteem self-pity self-serving self-inflicted self-puff to fend for themselves a self-vaunted self-entertain himself free.

57, animals, loosen the girl, let me come.

58, others holding hands, I pluck my dog, hike excursion a visit to see who is unhappy bite two.

59, fewer and less major people, but leave people pile up essential.

60, a child, the kin poor. Can not afford a bike, so a taxi to school every day.

61, achieved after-school pedagogue said: Does not know? I Shengelanyao said: What this segment the teacher lesson ah?

62, probation can not you? I will be cremated you.

63, episode, some people, I, floating, a grave.

64, are

65, the world's greatest tragedy is ~ radiation did not come, you was dead salt.

66, remember that the earth loves you - the parents.

67, saw their wedding, PS I really want to put it into black and white hanging on the wall.

68, my name is called Jesus God, a small Buddhist name, the English name of God is such as to.

69,Lacoste Trainers, hit shows, the thickness of the nerve to challenge you.

70, is more mature and think ahead he is a sucker.

71, bothered at the computer to sing, over and over after a crash.

72, Tang QQ, seemingly to wait for a person, can wait, but was dumb.

73, plan a haircut, bangs rejection refusal technetium my cervix entire ankle.

74, I was a small veterinary, cures guy bragging force.

75, Ah, you are so engaged personally to the lavatory ah?

76, of the Union: student ID cards did not bring stamp ID card, the second line: audition problems read the title composition questions questions questions do. Streamer: focusing on participation!

77, I will not cry, I do not distress, I do not sleep, I take sleeping drugs tablets left hand, right hand under the small cord to hang themselves.

78, I'm sorry, too private signature, resulting in the system can not be exhibited, please activate.

79, a woman that men just do not bother to bring the charm, the strength of a man not only feel a woman a reality.

80, basic three are meager, have Renxian, to share love, loss of self-respect.

81, with 2B narrate you, folk are not compliant to pencil.

82, landlord: Sister Furong Li and out of the water at the same time, there is a brick in your hand, you hit who? strong tempest response: Who hit who save.

83, the SB that if you say go listen to 2B.

84, afterward life do chopsticks, not lonely.

85, Lei Feng less, bomb many people, serving the less, for RMB services more, holding her grandmother to across the road less, holding off the road more than a mistress.

86,Lacoste Strap Trainers, an earthquake to solve the Mao years of my hate.

87, the center is moving, how Unicom?

88, nothing to look in space robot murmur - he made me whole - -

89, our love, the medic said: He has tried.

90, the people heart is like onion, stop stripping, peeling the onion to finally detect that there is no heart, and tears had long been stripped.

91, celebration mount graves singing:

92, and so heard one old and one less car: Run, 8 came.

93, virginity, a girl is the most priceless dowry.

94, only because many in the throng looked at you, and now the eye still bitter it.

95, the so-called pair picture, that is, to a pair individually.

96, I hope that one day my purse can double press, then select the one hundred greenback bills, reception

97, Thunder, elated you got to download it?

98, the world's most remote distance is Monday to Friday.

99, teens is deserving to buffet glasses.

100, hope that all serious people who read the story Cipian, are you able to find pleasure.

1, then a beautiful German woman a man will be under pressure in the body. German men will be handsome woman bending between his legs. . . . .
2, the goods have expiration appointment, when people look weary. You are in me, can Niubi when.
3, say beautiful sister, are in fact out of component.
4, vain, small three non-fighting capability.
5, life is like a call, not you hang up, that is, I'll hang up!
6, each woman as a man and forever degrading.
7, a small three power, most people seemingly could not withstand.
8, resulting not from the United States, yet a third gathering.
9, but love is lonesome, pulling the beautiful Du.
10, cucumbers must be shot, life must be Hi.
11, brother of smoking, lung injury because it is not sorrowful.
12, birds, although small, can it really play the all sky.
13, mixed with a good woman is a sister-in-law, mingled well, is a bitch
14, sore and not necessarily a maiden, but a man have to be a bitch seduce
15, a diversity of situations, a variety of strokes. all kinds of sentiments, a great many drifting.
16, Fox is not a devil, not a ######y show.
17, you play the video Do not take the speed to challenge Athenagoras black technology.
18, look over all goods, old sister who you want too.
19, God built a virgin, I established the woman.
20, handsome and automobiles, it is chess, rich house, it is the bank.
21, not obsessed brother, sister in law is legendary.
22, Columbia is only a office, but you have into the fan.
23, not a sibling obsessed with the fable, but the legend is so beautiful.
24,Mens Lacoste, Miss, I'm sorry, I do not look handsome. But not every woman has the opportunity.
25, you play your custom, I play my formatting.
26, the width of you know I, I know you depth.
27, down by the bravery, the strength to look up.
28, my life that I could not assist the heavens, I want to demolish my days off.
29, life is not dress rehearsal opportunities, are broadcast live every moment.
30, please do not put your silly B, as the cattle B.
31, I must seem in this list on your home, do not your husband, do you have a small dad.
32, is not scared to beverage dichlorvos, afraid many beginnings there are wonders enjoying a decanter.
33, people some backdrop, and we some back.
34, a woman with stockings to overcome men, men with stockings conquer the bank.
35, long a bun like, do not reproach the dog forward.
36, advertising is effective people, paying the money so to spend.
37, I said to a low-key life. But you must give me applause and shrieking.
38, the dog is a dog, occasionally not a pleasing person.
39, the minimum goal: wives spring a little field.
40, open the Audi, wearing Dior, naught to eat Oreos.
41, nightly rain, midnight, cloud, hurrahing even more macabre at night.
42, no clean water to fish, people are invincible to the pedestal.
43, poor, Nike, Adidas wealthy, rogue an Armani.
44, small three in fact not a mistake in not withstand the temptation.
45, women are Merchants Bank, Construction Bank is the man.
46, monk afresh powerful, but also a monkey's.
47, real low-key person, the most attractive low-key guy.
48, low-key Mensao high-profile, high-profile sign of being hit.
49, days whether I ambition give my honor days of rampant over.
50, life is not clothes rehearsal opportunities, are broadcast live every moment.
51, resulting not from the United States is a small three.
52, has been emulated, never surpassed.
53, the same opportunity as a virgin, infrequent, and only once.
54, a woman of good only, when the men are good at camouflage.
55, cover their own crotch, adore other people's crotch.
56, if you cost, later the livestock are not shit.
57, the money created a woman, and you created me.
58, a woman called the capital equipment than men loading than is called metamorphosis.
59, is a ghost do not play people who do not play God is, is B do not install tight, do not setup a shipment net.
60, you have your background, I have my article. not very hard, but you do not touch.
61, a woman's mind, as follows you never know what disability kind.
62, Columbia hair is not loneliness, is the spring; sister called not solo, is the mattress.
63, in appending to other on-chip A chip are loaded B.
64, life is not Audition, a pet's life version.
65, a man left behind, money problems; woman left behind, look, I left out, you ########ing head in question.
66, a woman choose a gesture no substitute for their own living.
67, with nonsense viewpoint in the face muddled up life.
68, spent like a hundred red, people and dogs are assorted.
69, generally normal guy generally proud of my daughter by the side.
70, after destroying up thoughts not called miss, called Fanjian 71 `never-ending married split is not only go hard in basic three.
72, a current centenary, de woman, to be stealing money, Qiang Liang, grasp a man.
73, when someone in the cool, the sister will head down. Cultivation is not a good sister, sister is looking for a brick.
74, a man left behind, money problems; woman left behind, look, I left out, you ########ing head in question.


many roots as sucker, sucker is not how much treasure.
how many sucker for the roots, the number of roots for the money.
so many sucker sucker, sucker much knitting. How many priests love
Road, many seasoned with not sets.
much like his uncle down, the number of Lolita is Guaipao. How many roots of love
crazy man, crazy men just love how many men.
how many mistresses of corrupt officials, raising the number of handsome mistress. How many bubbles Xiaomi
handsome, not to force the number of Xiaomi.
how many nuns love guru, hate how much the master host.
sister very much want to Lolita, how many GEEK gravis. How many men do not live up to expectations
, how many of three alterations coolies.
many idlers ***, how many video stars and nude photos.
how many women in the loading percentage, how many men planes!
many Otaku love BT, BT do not give much power.
how much tissue to feed the aircraft, the number of helicopter to feed sucker. How much is the father
Gang, how much the father is the police.
how many police are Li Gang, Li Gang, how much is the Secretary.
many strongman play dota, dota is linked to how much.
how many crazy man for the roots, the number of roots into small three.
how many girls love boys, how many boys riding 2 boats. How many SB
love is too, how much is too cook.
forced many silly love loveliness, how much beauty is 2B. 2B chase Shuainan
much, much Shuainan pseudo-riding men. How many men play
pseudo-gray machine, change the number of gray machine wither fowl.
how many males look by AV, the digit of sperm is GV.
not to force many into how much the climax along deeding. How much is Niubi
sucker, sucker number is XX.
archaic roots of many sucker, in addition to Zhuangnen is chicken.
say red cap to the roots, will afford all the sucker.
much virgin bullying, how much play Virgin Queen.
how many roots are invented, the number of otaku very sordid. How many female Lolita Royal
installed, how many do not give Uncle!
how many women careless, how many men are troubled.
how many crazy women love cucumbers, how many cucumbers to amount boosts.
how many outrageous men love the tram, tram old card number. How much is too
is pervert, the number of Lolita bullying