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33846 2008 年 06 月 03 日 20:53 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1 five dollars kidnapped by criminal gangs, called Bai Yuanchao: \, torn by even 5 dollars you have no! \themselves into four paragraphs to go play mahjong;
earthworm father thought, put his into the minced meat. Earthworm mother cried and said: \... hare ran ahead quickly went to see a turtle ......
snail ..... very slowly and said to him: you come, I carry you right .. ... and then ...... ......
snail to come up after a while .... .... turtle saw an ant said to him: Come on you .... so ants will come up. After the ants came snail ...... ...... see the above said something to him: Hello,
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snail said: You pay close attention to the point that the turtle so fast .......
5, a pair of men and women were eating dinner, the girls had asked the boys: Do you love me?
boys looked at girls went to dinner at a glance.
very angry and asked the girls once again: Do you love me?
boys finally said: love!
girl asked: how would you prove it?
suddenly took thirty yuan boys out of his pocket and asked girls: Do you have ten dollars?
girls took ten dollars to the boys ......
boys took forty yuan on the table, After a child .....
boys girls very angry and asked: Do you in the end to try to prove you love me ah!
boy said: I have proved, ah! Forty front of us,
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Vibram Five Fingers, one day, a fire, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: \.. \What? Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....\~ the first half wearing a leaf did not fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way he had to replace it, or half as earthworms ~ ~ ~
not fish bait dig under a hundred dollars he was angry feast thrown into the water, cursed:
He *, and what to eat! Buy their own! \Look at what? \\\eat the grass will not let such a smelly fart
pig said: fart who would blush.
Guan suddenly rushed out and beat the pigs fly, said: that the number of times, I was born blush The.
10, a personal day encounter God, God is good when suddenly going to give that person a wish ......
God asked, what is your wish? that person thought,
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God said: Well, your desire to achieve slightly.
day, that person is free, bored, such as that to die a death count , and anyway, 9 Mania Well, to lay the tracks ......
results of a train in the past ..... the man was dead, and this is why? because it trains there are 10 cars.
11, one day, funeral home sent three people, strange to say, they are all smiles after the death of a funeral parlor manager wondered
^_^...... asked pol . ice: Why do they face even after death would be ^ _ ^ it?
pol.ice said: This is a long story ..... ..... you see on the left of that person, he is with her ..... when the wife slept in the most passionate moment, can not stand, hung up.
administrator replied: Well ..... spend the next person to die too romantic mischief. That middle one is how to die? pol.ice: the middle one Oh, for him, really human tragedy, he walked on the road when I heard he had been first prize, bonus, over 700 million ..
when he laughed happily, he was to hit the oncoming car, and the results, and hung up.
administrator to answer said: Well, he really is not good fortune to enjoy the splendor of the rest of my life after. that the rest of this one does? pol.ice: This is a death a bit poor, when he climbed the tree was mine to hack the.
administrator replied: It's a bit wrong, why would by lightning to the laughing ....
pol.ice: because he climbed the tree and then suddenly He thought a bolt of lightning ...... ...... ......
was photographed him ; ;
12, saying thousands of years ago, both the public a dog or a bitch, they are squat when urinating,
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Taizong of the people heard it! He raised a pair of old Pekinese, and once on the Mountain Emperor Heaven, on the go with this ... ... offering half, the bitch suddenly in urgent, so he ran to a tree to solve, in Heaven when it is very disrespectful behavior, so angered the Jade Emperor, the Jade Emperor ordered a Thunder hit Ray, just hit the tree, the tree collapsed, crushing a bitch, male dog is very scared after reading ... ...
Since then, the male dog urinating under a tree when the time will extend one foot, forced Braving the tree,
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