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Beijing to see the country are primary;
Shanghai to see the country are in the country;
Guangdong to see the country are poor;
Henan see the whole country Simpleton;
Shandong is not generous attempts to see the country;
Jiangsu to see the whole country less developed;
to see the whole country to be developed in Zhejiang;
Sichuan to see the country are short of Miss;
Shaanxi did not see the national culture;
Xinjiang to see the whole country is too crowded;
Tibet to see the country did not believe;
Shanxi see the country are too polite;
Liaoning no courage to see the country;
Yunnan too monotonous to see the whole country;
Ningxia are too busy to see the country;
Inner Mongolia to see the country are short of milk;
Hebei to see the demolition of the whole country;
Hainan to see the country are too cold;
no amount of alcohol in Qinghai to see the country;
drop this year, this is a loud noise?
aircraft love to swim!
also like to lay out the building!
Bridge would also like to take a shower it!
train would also like to kiss it!
crust is too crowded!
pigs to enjoy the cold!
angry bus gas!
Mike want to go to heaven!
God live to see it!
drive it, oil prices rose;
walk it, a beggar came;
bus, bar, fire;
subway bar, rear-end a;
train it, derailed ;
fly it, crashed into the sea a;
stay at home now, building on down ... ...
QQ bar; food was also stolen. . . .
wake
to Beijing to know, how small their officials;
to Shanghai know that he's less money;
to the Northeast to know, how small their bile;
to Chongqing know, he got married too early;
to Switzerland to know, to open a bank account does not have thousands of people will be ridiculed;
to Denmark to know, in fact, can not write a fairy tale scratch;
to Vienna know, beggars can play the little tune;
to know Greece, fascinating place actually Pomiao;
to know Panama, a river also represents the importance of sovereignty;
to Chile know, the train is also very difficult in the territory of Guaige Wan;
to South Africa to know, any time will be kissing AIDS;
to know the Sahara, the importance of water conservation;
all over Africa know, eating is sometimes a need;
to know Brazil, Asian football almost let God mad;
to say this to know, Denial of sometimes very polite;
to know the Chinese, have only one child only the best;
only after graduation, the students had really hard to forget!
to the group to know, had not spoken of the love we all
this year, see the love of the new tracker: party boat first, the Government on shore leave, a step back to the NPC and CPPCC Huangyou You, trade unions tears flow to the heart, the Communist Youth League head only hope the setting sun, so the Women's pro-fill!
this year, Henan exceedingly depressed: finally there are mountains, but it is Pingdingshan; finally home to the hotel, but it is in? shop; finally want to get married, then he Luo a \his wife, he was someone opened the \
this year, answer the phone the other leading voices faded, the sound is getting the other side is the men, one to the other fat dry dialed the wrong number, do not stop laughing it was female students, half-hum about his wife at the lecture,moncler pas cher, quietly the other is to avoid people lover!
this year, police received a five prohibitions: the prohibition and exciting beauty sleep to death! Prohibition and lover live in dreams bed! Prohibition and ugly death to bed upset! Miss sleeping prohibition and tired to death! Prohibition and his wife to sleep through the night pretending to be dead!
these days, I heard that to play in Taiwan, the total offer of a Red Army: thirty thousand men is sufficient to send: send a Miss Wan ** past the body of his grandmother's ruin, sent over ten thousand of his fellow Henan Mother's economic mess and sent ten thousand leading cadres in the past to toss *** treasury dry.
this year, big official ten categories of people should not do: 1 timid, if more than 2, 3 less money, 4 relationship is poor, the small amount of alcohol 5, 6, talented, high degree 7, 8 abhorrence of evil, 9 ######ual function is poor, 10 are pretty unwilling to sacrifice.
this year, my wife is a home lover of flowers, flowers wages to family bonus, sick back home watch the flowers can not be away from home never forget the flowers, do not forget to water the flowers look Huijia !
this year,juicy couture sale, a man that watches are, the prettier the better lover, Xiao Mi is the more intimate the better watch, miss the more fresh as possible in electronic form,herve leger dress, the wife is still winding automatic watch is not running, all tables you want to just time to master,christian louboutin sale!
these days and there were typos: planting trees to zero, put away the white house, rich fishing ground,ed hardy shirts, the election Pa cadres, merit-based leisure, choose oil admission, have financial and currency, check the feast income, strong support to eat, the people reservoir damage, put the money released, the official Miss
attack God to listen to music, taking with Chen Lin; God want to see the dance, took MJ; God want to see the AV, taking with Ai Iijima; God want to see the CCTV, Luo Jing away; God watch cartoons, and take a \God says: Do you think me stupid B ah ...
official couplet: The Union: higher pressure level,ralph lauren sweats, a pressure of a grade-level success to overweight; the second line: the lower the upper Mongolia, Mongolia layer of layers of a layer of neat matter of course. Streamer: harmonious society.
official quotation: pay close attention to that meeting, management is charged, attention is the slogan, the implementation is to move your mouth, acceptance is drunk, check that the banquet, research that is passing, God is blowing performance, reporting is mixed with water, price is the integration .
officialdom of the most; the most difficult to find a place �� �� departments; the most elusive Mandarin �� �� research studies; most mysterious institutions �� �� organization; the largest official �� �� number one; the most difficult to control things �� �� a mouth; the most modest �� �� at a higher level before the time; the most high-sounding language �� �� operational needs; most likely to accept bribes �� �� You speak good! Most concerned about whether this information �� �� own promotion; the most stupid question you glad �� �� organization considered; most frustrating �� �� selected because of their age; the most insidious evil reason for the masses!
Office Code: hard work, hard work, and do a day to see; East West mix mixed, smooth; hard working, can never do so; will be holding will offer an outstanding contribution; due diligence, shall die by accused; Dodge frame, take credit for receiving of the reward!
functions of leadership: Ministers of the Organization: Who cares who I am I care; Discipline Committee: who does not care about me I care for who; propaganda minister: Who cares about me, I care about his face, who does not care about me, I to care about his negative; Party Secretary: Who cares about me, I let the Ministers of the Organization concerned about him, who does not care about me, I let the Discipline Committee concerned about him.
servants Sketch: busy public servants in the box, it is important work in the party, the appointment and dismissal of cadres in the transaction, the contract works in the black box in the grasp of the work
slogans, the Office of the urgent need in meeting, the proper plan in the drawer, the notification should be in the unhealthy trend of brake, the cadres in the Audi in poverty, in the eulogy precious talent, the quality of goods in the ad, a brilliant figure in the summary.
Civil Sketch: filled with blood to join the society, fought all day, tired; obsequious to seek status, annual run around drunk every day; income poor and consequently Xiangui, kowtowing everywhere costly exchanges; a useful skill has been set aside, ignoramus good meetings; double face of duplicity, sycophant looking for opportunities; youth so embarrassed, beds many useless generation!
News Network discovery: no not a grand meeting, the closing is not no victory, the speech is not unimportant, there is no resolution is not passed, not without a warm applause, no people are not encouraged by the leadership did not emphasize the importance of No progress is not smooth, does not solve the problem is not complete without no excess, no not a huge success, no do not advance the completion, received no non-friendly, not unfriendly Japan, China and the U.S. did not uncooperative, negotiation is not without a stern, no talks are not successful.
rich and the poor: the poor personal money owed, the money owed to the rich countries; drink to see the degree of the poor, the rich drink brand watch; writing the book is poor, piracy is a rich person; eating poultry is poor eating animals is rich; arable land is poor, the sale of the land is rich; woman to others sleeping on the poor, the rich woman sleeping people.
New Solutions to poverty and prosperity: poverty when the pig, wealthy dog; Poor rice, affluence and grass; were poor to marry his wife, looking after the rich lover; Poor wife and secretary, affluence Secretary and his wife. Modern Enterprise Solutions
new posts: people are always in the Conference, referred to President; kept a straight face, so called boss; always want to watch, so called director; often unreasonable, call manager; so comfortable leading a secret, as secretary. Four Four Clean
unclear: on Han will be unclear, a meeting which clearly sitting; who gift do not know, who did not get clear; who did not know well, who know of the promotion; and do not know who to sleep, sleep, do clear.
not the spelling of the term: fooling with the music; planting trees to zero; white away home; rich fishing ground; Optional oil admission; have financial and currency; check the closing banquet; strong support to eat; people reserve harm; withdraw money free; Official Miss attack.
\What is power? The whole chant! What is promotion? Send hymns! What is knowledge? Copy hymns! What is chic? Bai did not come home! What is the capacity? Drinking chant! What is skill? Blows