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a male public toilet is constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain splinters, they like to: pants do !
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night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also!
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you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of wild boar in the siege of the way, passengers are out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said:
Boss,
fitch abercrombie & fitch, we can find you! -
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remember when you do in kindergarten? teachers said the
children: Who is the first time in bed pee fine triple, the second a fine of five dollars, and the third a fine of ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: teacher, how much money monthly?
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a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey said: I love you too, Ma said: you kissed me, donkey said: No, my wife has said, not horses ass lips mouth! -
0 see 8 that; sample, the fat on the fat chanting, but also to 2 .7 bar, said belt; kneeling on it, not in 20 years to marry you kneel to 9 .6 cool about the pictures that still play upside down .8 see 3 ran crying Road; brother who cut the -
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farmer knows the weight of dung and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I the sauce does not tell you that you are smelling -
enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can s
peak five words when s
peaking, came to the Princess said, fainted. Princess said,
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phone and phone get married, have
children called PHS, long the ugly, the signal is poor, to understand, to mobile phones and PHS phones were made with DNA testing, the results shocked: Boy,
ultimate 81 le! father is a walkie-talkie had it! ,
f by ferragamo! -
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Dear users: your mobile phone from this month has been a withdrawal feature, set the phone to flatten into the ATM withdrawals! If unsuccessful please contact the Information Center. Center Address: c does not slip up throat who does not say anything you point by point Tim -
turtle high drinker, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! non octopus and man Finger Guessing Game last night, the dog days of so many hands, it all see, however, the lost miserable! (more than a day in the various positions are hard for friends to prepare, and I hope every day happy, smiling. read must be referred to, ah ... to laugh, years less)
an elderly 丢车, when he will be a new car on the ground floor, he on the three locks and clip a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride
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early today, a mouse into a flower shop to be a cat chasing the mice that run away,
mbt for sale, picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden! -
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Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand! -
history of the most hilarious names: Lai Yue-
chin (or a man), Liu production, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren, Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know his parents how to think), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng. -
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