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45. girlfriend texted me:
After a while,
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discouraged the boys: -
-11. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: is the index finger 。。。
-12. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling tension is not good fun, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so happy
-13. Exercise bike for some that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering for some that hit the pedestrian or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious:
-18. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pill, then the little boy began to speak:
-19. The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
43. The first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home. -
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds too! -
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W: You guess again .-
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-7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: the pants out of curse:
1. Ghost: God,
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41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf was choked, said: men,
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-9. One can see a bunch of things on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~ -
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36. Male and female friends to go shopping, -
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit cried: -
3. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying:
4. Boys and girls of a crush on a girl and blow it like the courage to ask what kind of boys -
37. Bear asked the little white rabbit: Take rabbit backside .-
Hu carrots as bait, and I flat dead! -
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing,
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49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked:
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door: for gas -
7. Mongolian beautiful actress After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly,
-8. A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home,
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-5. an old woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio, listen to weather forecasts every day. Asked the family dinner the day:
-6. cliff waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump again and again, to learn to fly,
修电脑，不求人。（大全 不看一定会后悔。。。）, watched it fall next to the mother bat's head Poxue flow, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own it! -
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-26. Junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ... -
A: for gas -
2. male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely beat a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! -
A: for gas -
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42. the girl asked her boyfriend,
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46. Sanmao to the hair salon to do hair, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled? -
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boyfriend was nervous: how? Step on a lemon? -
48. M: Do you like me? -
Parrot: Who. -
master came home the door lay person, the owner wondering, this is Who -
-33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts -
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-32. A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end,
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-5. One day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master wait for me ~ - suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase -
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