1. sister upset when Take the needle poke to the supermarket to avoid, pregnancy,
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2. I am proud of my flat chest for the national, provincial my fabric
3. Do not think every man speak as good as Nicholas Tse
4. What is a bad day and take your pants off the man, a woman at night without makeup
5. yesterday, look at you, and now the eyes are still aching
6. When consequently not when the third, disturbing others would love to be trampled to death horse
7. If one day I go, remember, would I come to you!
8. not have equality between the ######es, and on what basis can not be on the ladies room brother
9. I came to this world, there is no going back alive
10. You're not my head of traffic police, no right to interfere with my
who gave me an extraordinary favor, I was passing by who stopped down.
11. Mother told me: If your husband to bully you, let him take away your ancestral grandfather
12. sister is not a customer service staff, you do not have the right to ask sister answer to that answer that.
13. Your commitment to me to want you to chopping, like your mother! Always NIE impossible
14. Uncle, near Haobang Oh look, with a wooden club like
15. You are dressed like this. Is this world What are dissatisfied with it?
16. you underage girls, accompanied by your parents is my chat Thank you.
17. Mao Yeye say out for the purpose of marriage were the subject of bullying
18. you look on the door to ward off evil, lying in bed can contraception
19. buy roasted sweet potatoes, when you speak up,
chi beauty, ask the boss, what is filling the
20. I love you, like tractors climb hills Which will lead to vigorous
original, something I did not have a deep memory.
21. heart hurt, wound itch again, it will not be good
22. You wear a very dangerous, but it looked safe
; 23. My first kiss was not any of the
24. Brother is not watching the moon, Chang'e
25. I think I have what looks Why Peugeot is quite ugly it
26. There would not be handsome, high technology, there will be some natural
27. men have young gold, but my knees are leg hair
28. smoking, drinking, ruled by
; 29. money, money, when the time lag behind the others worship
30. Hades received so many people every day, how thinks you're in the heart to take away
to build a cemetery,
tory burch jelly reva, buried pain in my heart forever.
31. problems from their own to find a cause, not a strange planet has no gravity constipation
32. Met you before, my world is black and white, met you, Wow! All black ...
33. robbers in the bank robbery, said the sentence words of wisdom: all Freeze! money is the state, life is your own!
34. He who can best not much noise. can not get caught as much as possible to death!
35. Waiting for my boy, sister must be present in your home account,
never broke up I want to talk about a love, when your wife can not do your stepmother to
36. I now position: WC. Posture: squatting. Face: twitching. Status: in force
37. He knew that a horse is not sweet, but he does not like to eat melon
38. regret the things I do! I only do things you regret later.
39. sister who never say so, sister has been saying is a myth
40. Confucius said:
not I, I want the original downtown, but have you here.
41. If I die, I will use my soul come back to you my heart
42. Sometimes I am optimistic, like the ass, as always thought I could earthshaking
43. You can Put out fresh flowers, but can not wipe out the entire spring
44. I love the people I do not love, who does not love me Kill kick
45. good man is sleeping with a girl again, a deep sleep and sleep forever
46. Costa Rica is not the cigarette smoke is the life
47. beast! Open woman. Let me 【】
48. sister, not a loose woman, sister debauchery longer a man. Haha
49. sister to let you know, sister is a natural beauty, is without any preservatives
50. the flowers, open one, and I pinch one.
That battle
love, we who are the final winner.
51. girl, to the Lord laughing. Lord would not give you a laugh .. ..
52. Small beetles: Mom, why do we have to eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can we say when eating something so disgusting
53. you can not make everyone satisfied, because not all of them are men
54. unable to extricate themselves, in addition to love, there are other places in the turnip.
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