Your tap , so comfortable , do not stop, hard poin

[qingggong8zi]

1, the bride from the bridal chamber the next day the pain out early in the morning, one hand on the wall,christian louboutin sales, hand over his lower body cursed: What a liar! Three years of marriage that savings, I thought it was money!

2, one light Ding childhood was poor, his mother made with rice bags underwear, bridal night off trousers, his wife fainted, underwear in front of shocked to be marked: 30 kg net weight.

3, Lai and Yang Yuying walk along the beach, Lai said, pointing to the distance of the ship: the past few years I have spent more money in you enough to buy a warship. Yang Yuying, said: on me the past few years you can play this gun warship sunk!

4, I saw a text message to hear a good laugh
that little yellow thing

yellow, but the place to skip skip skip skip skip
Well Skip, finished ~ ~ ~

5, when guests come to farm,chi hot pink, the owner tried to kill the cock, the cock can not fly off the roof, the owner shouted: do not come down, I killed all the hens, so that You rather die than live! Mad rooster laughed: by, I can finally find a pheasant!

6, a female reporter asked the origin of mad cow farmer, the farmer said: your breast, you once a year only X, do not you crazy ah?

7, Woman Three Character: Death farther, do not touch me, let go, I shouted, you hate, can not, do not do, you tap, so comfortable, do not stop, force points , die, hold me, to come, quick bite me, I would like ... ... ... ...

8, a small village down the nanny saw a used condom on the bed, I do not know what, women master contempt: you redneck not to engage in this? Nanny wrote: also do, but do not you this intense, get peeling.

9, women's prison riots, the police saw the situation difficult to control, the governor took the microphone, shouted one, the prisoners immediately subsided, and she was shouting: to slice! said: You have to barrel, I'll give you a barrel, you have to scoop, I give you scoop, you have to fork, I'll give you the fork, but why do you pull off all my hair hawk?

11, of a mosquito and a peep of a young girl bathing cockroaches, mosquitoes, boasted that: I bite her breast decade ago, the two packages, but has now swelled so big. Cockroach wrote: It's no big deal, years ago, I cut the knife in her following, and now she is the first blood a month!

12,6, four students pay attention to your monthly exa, a vampire too ugly, not seduce a woman finally dies, died, he begged God to make me into the afterlife, as white as angels cute, but also had two wings, and ready to drink to the girl's blood. His wish came true, he has become a packet of sanitary napkins, nursing wing.

13, a male and female doctors prescription to take turn for a long time back asked: super. Where hurt? Said nothing! curious to ask: What are you waiting for? prostitutes snappily said: so lollipop! woman will join the team and other sugar line, the results caught by the police, the police asked the woman: you can teeth gone? woman with a smile, saying: I can lick!!

17, a young man on a bus to see a beautiful collar and was very low, Chunguangwaixie, jokingly Road 's where blossoming fruit trees ah' beautiful hear, her skirts, said: 'There are students you keep your place'!

18, a point of the meal, Miss Road stir Goubian take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: this stuff is really amazing! chopped cooked, and it went so far as know the way!

19, kindergarten teacher pointing to blackboard Xiaofang: m, a, y, d, b number of spelling test to children, the children with the most standard pronunciation,ghd flat iron, said: Mao B allocated a few private parts caught in the letter, read the letter head, holding B hair smell, take a look a look, think hard, give it a moment suddenly realized: the original is: Yam (gross) seek!!

21, when a beautiful MM accidentally ran into the pool hanging breaking swimsuit, seeing all the boys to stare at her beautiful straight look ... at this time along the edge of the pool to go MM and found that it varies smoothly cover the key positions grabbed a sign ... this time the boys laugh! pretty surprised MM, and later found signs that read , men laugh more, the original ... that sign says, how long in the back, Mimi? 'Camel said:' dead away, I do not, and helping of chicken in the face of things a long speech!

23, total girl is to show off her new boy toy. little boy had,
had to take off pants, said: And you never have! girls take off pants wrote:
I said as long as this, how many you how much that stuff!

come to see are the size of the pervert ha ha ha ha ha ... ... ... ...
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