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1 buried in the ground for a thousand years of wine,
coach handbag, came out What?
Answer: Alcohol
2 has a pig, it walked and walked, went to the United Kingdom, and he What becomes?
Answer: Pig
3 class teacher checks his lesson, pig, dog, cat is a show of hands, the teacher will call Who?
Answer: dog, as Want Want crackers
4 butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, they work together, which did not receive the final reward?
Answer: centipede, because nothing, reap
5 zoo elephant's nose up, then the second longest who?
answer: what small fruit as
6 worst eyesight?
Answer: Mango
7 Which two vegetables have a mobile phone?
Answer: turnip greens, each with Sony Ericsson
8 a turtle walking on a pile of feces, 3 only in the top left footprints, and why?
answer: it has one foot in your nose
9 Why do people around the bed to sleep?
answer: bed does not own the original came to
10 of 800 Spartan warriors in fact, why was the film which turned into a 300?
Answer: Wu Bai to sing the
11 Why can a small strong hands and let the car stop?
Answer: dozens of
12 If you have a car,
mulberry bag, the driver is the Prince, Princess passengers, is this car is that one?
Answer: If the
13 Five Elements, who's legs?
Answer: Ham
1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 ; a heart worth?
answer: 1 million. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
; Answer: Four million. because of the typhoon weather did not \Encyclopedia (Wikipedia-lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[b] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless .
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
Cause: The facts speak louder than male (Bear) argue
13 question: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then October 28 is What day is it?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 Tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: chickens and geese grave
22 meter race, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 When one foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to have the old others Peixiao?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 \scratch four or five times face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
3 6 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, could not make black white chicken eggs.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (ass)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will \did not bother him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are not familiar
1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will emerge after death? ●
3 people in the movie can not wear any hats? ● nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? ● testament
5 elephant's left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers,
mulberry Handbags, his family started to cry, what is the problem then? ● If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11 human longevity secret? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? ● plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 narrowest where the road? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 death fart called what? ● vanish
17 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ● toilet
18 in the world's smallest island What is it? ●
19 refuges on the road exploded as the Earth, where the most secure? ● hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard my wife come to their , we flee, but only one person did not run, why? ● fainting dead passed
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 common worldwide? ● Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son,
mulberry bags, adult child's father is not, may I ask why? ● Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only buy three? ● grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer certainly not broken
26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river,
dolce gabbana handbag, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? ● before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do the most losses? ● long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 \? ● In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? ● 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? ● swear when
36 have just given birth to a baby, two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what? ●
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a hungry cat walked past a fat mouse, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? ● truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three sons, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second and third sons name? ● Of course, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river no boat and no bridge. So he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours add up to an hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat people who are not pregnant and overweight exists; there is no weight on board)? ● Do not panic, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask whether they can see each other face? ● I certainly can, they are standing face to face what
48 rotten eggs, can not hit, cooking unfamiliar, can not eat? ● examinations of a zero \Comparison of pain? ● Head Comparison of pain
50 Confucius and Mencius differ? ● Confucius child on the left. Mencius's son by the above
51 What can not also? ● Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? ● What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? ● what is often silent
56 will come, but never really been to? ● Wang tomorrow
57 the first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but like as not in their own country feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a \● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what will happen? ● sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● Cremation
62 fox best, confused man, then what \couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken
64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dares to Lin Quan Jia
65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured, her girlfriend has to break right away, why is it so? ● did not really love her
66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not do together. What was it? ● dream
67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black middle of the night to go home before
68 found to forget your keys at home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? ● forgot to lock the door black hair
69 What are the benefits? ● If you are not afraid of tanning
70 is the end of the world tomorrow, and why some people want to commit suicide? ● go to heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? ● fired
72 can not drink any wine? ● Why a bottle of iodine
73 marked toxic drugs are harmless to human? ● As long as you do not drink it
74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy,
chloe bag, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? ● coffin
76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books like that fat woman? ● consolidated
77 an alligator and shark bite feel different? ● No one knows
78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, 10 meters and then go south, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail toward? ● North Korea to
79 \● The day after tomorrow
80 What is the main cause of divorce? ● married
81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fairly? ● pressed into juice
82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? ● Why
83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● she could not sit
84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump
85 what the world has nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? ● Earth
86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful your name? ● peerless beauty
87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● afraid to eat their own fingers
88 who has always been afraid to take a bath ● Clay
89 reasons why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South \● hospital
92 why geese fly south? ● because of slow
93 feet away melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● fool
94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children assigned to a person, but also keep a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber
96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the \Several side? ● Two side. Inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? ● Every month, 28 days
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