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1. noon, to retention money, a beautiful line in the back while inquired me: do not must queue up.
2. the afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a.
3. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every edge of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass txt messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
4. Neighbor forgotten his opener, turned over the terrace from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back, then open their own door. Even more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel something wrong. Alas, we were the head have to have been his way through the same door.
5. still remember the first time when the confession to the girl, too tight, and accordingly be To a massive decanter of Sprite colleagues, to everybody down in a circle, when their turn the decanter was empty. The Sprite then the attendant moves his colleagues, said: br> 7. and the company of two enthusiastic female colleagues (full model) together with a meal, they get together to give me a specification thing.
I absence to say: you really lukewarm and ah two matchmaker results of one open
: You two portly woman .....
8. Ge Jige Warcraft. Counselor circulars, angry, grasped the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft tugged into the recycle binary, clear, saying: let you play with!
9. Today, Dad's phone call to mom on the mother was busy, I picked up.
me: Hello
Dad: Well, your dad do?
me: ah?
Dad: Why does your dad?
me: places. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him call me back punt.
10. once you play mahjong, a power hack, above the point of candles continue to melodrama, and after was also hot, exclaiming, sets eyes on his hands, the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the landlord failing to must 35, about a few back and along does not give way, I calculate even if, and to the canvases 50, he was I base a deft 35 。。。。
12. a subject requires that the following four sentences joined with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several exotic languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct reply ought be: too studied acupuncture.
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent baby wrote: Zhang Haidi sister educated not only language, but also capable acupuncture, she was so difficult to learn, and finally paralyzed!
13. noon cooking, my mama gave me a jug of carrots : One period somebody phone my compartment phone: br> A: boss, to twenty-two onions do no noodle.
owner (... ...)
a (side to find a seat side of the back to add): Do not let onions ah!
boss (in tears): Do you eat rice noodles or eat in the end is the onion?
18. time to market to buy food, prepare supper, a Korean friend bought a lettuce,
October 22 Northeast pure men!, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
chatted, suddenly found himself out of a chip of rice on the outdoor, secretly feel sorry consume of grain planters uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ...
20. Xiaoqiang lecture at the rally, the emulating people hear!
Xiao Qiang, said: , the second is black and the third is the number did not know! . .
21. yesterday, having a swim directly to the trunk open,
GHD Midnight Gift Set 2011, keys thrown in, and then near the trunk ... ...
22. to friends at home, chat, her father back, jaws called discomfort, her mother seemed, mouth understood as Do not say, how do woman said. I think in the next
parsley !!!Flanagan muscle pumping, and put that bag of rice to throw ...
25. One day, said many folk purchase a duck, and she said the aged without hesitation: the extra human buy duck incredible to watch the front window of a duck in the queue. I picked up the phone a
excited: I'm Zhou Chunmei. . . =_=||| Zhou Chunmei: You Zhou Chunmei, that who I am. . .
27. One time in the educate breakfast, in front of a student card, the machine did not answer, drew or not, it is depressing that the machine is damaged, and I said let me try, brush a little card, the machine did not actually rejoinder! He pulls out one, still the same, very angry! received the card hardly ever to put the bag and found a bank card in his hand, I am laughing! he pointed me smile even more, I took the identity of the aboriginal card!
28. at university, a year school, dormitory Five dwelling at the station to call to see if people in, answered the call to quarters ranks the fourth.
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, the bedroom was not snacks, the right hand a plastic bag waste in the morn to open the trash, .
30. take the subway into the gate, take the phone in the brutal brush on the door, has also been behind the additional, and how I say it does not bring an end to ... the brush, the machine is broken now... sweat...
31. Twenty years ago I proudly rode twenty-eight inches mother of the Phoenix men's bicycle gave me a year age sister to kindergarten, to kindergarten so she is exceedingly handsome, after a stroke mantis leg sway, consciousness beat the Han. She did not go forward as a method to Tuizhao Che, do not wade a few steps behind someone shouted, slight across fell to the ground, sending twenty years after, I refused to drop his sister life and decease dew a bicycle ride I mother, twenty years of this dislike dislike ... ...
32. like to eat seeds all stoned. Guishi guess God, nibbling all the good, put a panel of melon seeds back to the old computer trash, watching the seeds of dissimilar shell plate daze.
33. display stand, to shake the mouse, the result stand, straining Akira for a long time, found himself shaking the phone ... ...
34. cyclists to buy things, to the store did not lock the car went into the shop. After buying someone out of the latch, the bike ready to go...
35. a child like biting pen head, a day biting feel right,
3000000000000 funny collection of old lady next do, principally salt, and then discovered a mouth suction ink
36. has achieved second cut apples, the acknowledge is not long off, very proud, accessible the apple thrown into the trash, holding the peel go out into his mouth!
37. scrambled egg with tomatoes, boiled egg, when holding a knock at the Wanbian not bad for a long time, but his wife said bad egg .
38. the last flu shot, the nurse to take your pants off in the end result of almost ~
39. the company has sub-Fan Yun, and to the restroom, and unknowingly walked into the pure water in front of the machine , watching the huge half a tub of water, really did not react, No area favor back seat. Fortunately, not one nearby. then think about,
November 13th family !, it is estimated the work was I was too engaged...
40. picnic pulled out his final smoke packets point instantly to zippo throw the cigarette back into the bag pile launch, still grill, after the thump out a cloud of clothing spark ruined 2 of 2 bowls of dumplings also demolished
41. hold the phone when the cigarette lighter, clutch the phone when meal by TV remote control.
42. cooking when the phone rang. take calls directly to the phone put Caipen inside. Results and vegetables to the pot according with the. and then looked shocked for a long time the phone pot was rushed out. Fortunately, that was fried bean curd lettuce ... .. If would be finished ...
43. institute roommate and go home, change clothes together after the door and suddenly saw a little muscular, she would go pia, and then takes a small strong body to come to scare me, I am afraid of worms, opened the door and ran out of a tight, she was incited to continue to chase me... entire to the elevator ahead hand, a sudden short-circuit the brain to see the mirror, toothbrush glass to take a very skilled, to squeeze cleanser on the toothbrush, puts the tempo, brush teeth out, meantime also wonder how today's toothpaste savor right.
45. The 1st daytime work, some call call manager (matron), the phone to the manager by the path the sound, Mom was seeing for you, answer the phone.
46. One time on the computer courses, while her boyfriend sent me the message, while very heroic the pedagogue shouted loud: PHS, one day changed a current phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a current digit is the number, she said, forgotten, replaced the card with the phone to call their own PHS. Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, small advised rang, she picked up asked: said: Family to want to try. So step right up,
52. for the first time using public transportation IC card, on the bus I took the initiative to the driver flashed the card to straight to the seat. Not, the driver said: make every exertion to read: , heard next to a chap, said:
When the pate behind creature arrested in the gate
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