A agreeable joke ( laughable attractiveness )

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*. peasants into the metropolis mule driver, encountered scoundrel, rogue: eat already? Farmer said: eat. Rogue: I asked the donkey. Farmers heard, and rotated to the two ears of one ass fan: Damn, the metropolis does no have relatives mention. -
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*. pigs looking as God requires a male reborn. God asked: harvesting? A painful. Said: work? A exhausted. Said: ape? A too hard. God inquired want anything else? A: dine beverage tin visit a prostitute,GHD! Emperor was shocked: the dog days wanted to be a citizen cadres! -
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* allocation apartment after the birth of a child smiling, distribution nurses were very surprised, circled inspected little fist clenched,GHD MK4 Pure Straighteners, break separately and found that an abortion narcotic, just listen to children, said: Damn! Would like to kill me? Not so effortless! ! -
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* duck and crab racing, in the meantime approach the end of a close call, the moderator said: You either come to the stone scissors fabric it! Duck furious: Damn! Referees ah! Trick with me, I was a fabric, he was always a mow! -
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* Once there was a mouse he was looking for a wife, yet all base. Finally one daytime he was pleased to talk to his friend: He brought his wife. We look later the (mad down!!) How are bats!
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* have a pair,Just opened a space apt wade nigh it!, fair married presently, do not want children, but do not understand how to contraception, to the doctor for aid. The doctor gave them condoms. Husband and wife happily home. -
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a few months, the wife was fertile. Her husband was furious to find a doctor row repast. Doctors are very puzzled, asked:
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* morn, you get up up, my pillow arrange a exhale of mosquitoes, afterward to a suicide note: I struggled all night, failed apt bore your facial rind, it namely thick, I live in this earth discredited , the chief ah! Please excuse him, I am committing suicide. -
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* a devoted advocate dairy pastures, in array to nourish the number of livestock lea,GHD Rare Straighteners, stocked in the home a masculine livestock in the dairy. But over time, this bull is old, started a tiny powerless, so the ranch's landlord has bought a fashionable bull to serve as the work of maintaining the number of cattle. As for the bird husband Daniel, the past few years, it did not have credit shoulder grease, so the host alternatively continue to put it in Happy Mother herd. One day tour of ranch landlord, and saw her husband lying ashore the floor beef gasping aboard the grass. Approached the ranch owner said: You get antique above the assembly point,GHD Purple Butterfly 2011, do not make so many. Cattle look fornocent husband said: Can not you narrate the current bird, I do not cow! ! -
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* is pedaled into a blind narrow cat mouse Jizhongshengzhi in the face of the cat suddenly staggered, jaws read:
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* A man looking for his dog in the park, and after discovered that his dog is a dog with a girl in the perform. The girl looked by his face flushed. -
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men look aggressive to say: something like that, I would do Oh! -
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saw the girl blushed embarrassed to say: Then ... then you attempt ah. Anyway, it is your home bitch. -
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* power of the medium -
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a she-wolf chasing a white male rabbits, male rabbits from several branches of a tree among the jump, wolf emulated. Unfortunately, the wolf was stuck quick to flee male rabbits rape wolf,GHD IV Pink Straighteners, wolf angry chase after the public break rabbits. Fled to a marsh to avoid the public side of a swamp side preside, on a newspaper, has run away Jizhongshengzhi male rabbits in the swamp called roll corner, into a gray hare, and then lay down on a chair, covered with newspapers, pretending to passengers. She-wolf chase swamp corner, but not rabbits, asked if the gray rabbit after rabbit seen? Gray rabbit who opened the newspaper asked: >