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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 20:05 on September 30 2010 read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1, why the good Never look back? Did not eat all the grass behind the -
2, Why must summer than winter long? Thermal expansion and contraction -
3, why the geese to fly south for the fall? If you go too slow -
4, why most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? Namo Amitabha -
5, why the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? She can not sit down -
6, why the frogs swimming in the lost dog? Frog breaststroke foul -
7,
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8, why the horse family Wang Chang elephant can eat up the old? They chess -
9, Zhang has never been touched not the foot, this is why? Zhang wearing shoes because -
10, farmer raising 10 head of cattle, only 19 horns, and why? There is a rhino -
11, Xiao Ming's grandfather side of the teeth, while singing, I ask why? Brush the dentures -
12, a fierce hungry cat,
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13, Little Red and her mother are in the same school class, this is why? Mother is a teacher, a student red -
14, neighbor, why you sometimes hear his roof is leaking, sometimes it does not leak? Rain was leaking, sunny day of course, does not leak -
15, why the two tigers fight, fight to the bitter not have to give up? Because no one would dare Quan Jia -
16, mother wolf away the sheep,
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17, a chicken, a goose, the fridge, the chicken frozen to death, and geese are alive, why? Is the Penguin -
18, Chen weekend go to the movies, to the cinema, but do not see half a person, and why? Are all one by one, not half -
19, the monkeys fed the most pay what line? Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas) -
20, Xiao Ming Zhang De stomach is already clearly can not stand, why he has to stop fierce drink? Fell into the river, and forced
21, there are six bread bowl, each assigned to one of six children, but also keep a bowl, and why? Even a child holding a pot -
22,
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23, a monkey squatting roadside pole, the driver immediately stopped Li to see, may I ask why? Because the driver when the monkey butt red light -
24, Li communication because of work often entertaining, although the home early every day, you can still complain about his wife constantly, and why? Li is due to come home every morning -
25, fat is quite well known diver, but one day, he stood on the springboard, but did not dare to jump, why? Because no water below -
26, a taxi driving on the highway normally, and did not violate any traffic rules, he was a police to bar, why? police to take a lease -
27, a plane crash, and there was a serious explosion, the staff in cleaning up the wreckage but found no one injured, and why? All dead -
28, have two children looking the same, exactly the same birthday,
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29, there is a woman wearing a swimsuit, she was walking in soft sand, although all are normal, but you will find that there is not even her footprints behind, and why? She is walking backwards -
30, Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, due to language barriers, he seemed at a loss, Wang did not understand foreign languages are the same as in their own homes, did not feel the slightest inconvenience, and why ? Wang is a baby -
31, cloth and paper afraid of? Cloth (not) afraid of ten thousand, paper (only) just in case -
32, what is China's internal real estate?
33, the method used to find the missing tack immediately? Step on the floor barefoot -
34, what parts of the body of a woman, Dad can touch twice, can touch a boyfriend, but her husband is touched again. Lips, saying,
35, smaller than bacteria but also what it is? Bacteria son -
36, what is most wrong with the book? Medical books -
37, red beans children are? Southland (red beans grow in tropical) -
38, is the first thing people do wake up? Open your eyes -
39, what chickens do not have wings? Frog -
40, playing something not to spend effort and very comfortable? Doze -
42, from the date of manufacture and expiry date on the same day the product? Newspapers -
43, under the black and Bai Rensheng baby teeth is what color? No teeth -
44, something that people do not like to eat? Disadvantage -
45, pig body is valuable, very useful, what use pigs to humans? Curse -
46, bookstores can not buy any books? Suicide note -
47, the flowers bloom all year round, what flower? Plastic Flower -
48, a hole is only 1 cm in diameter, while the volume of 100 cubic meters of objects to pass the hole, what is it? Water -
49, what animals do not have sense of direction? Elk (lost) -
50, fox best, confused men, then what Alcohol -
51, Which ancient fastest? Cao Cao (speak of the devil went to) -
52, the train from Beijing to Shanghai to 6 hours, driving for 3 hours, the train where? Tracks -
53, the clock go? Clock will not go -
54, there is one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, what is it? Coffin -
55, what car is tiny step is not difficult to work? Windmill -
56, any race, not win prizes, prizes there to lose? Finger Guessing Game alcohol -
57, in the world where the sea does not produce fish? Ci Hai -
58, what bamboo does not grow on the earth? Firecrackers -
59, an average of nine horses you put in place ten Maquan, and let each Maquan in the number of horses are the same, how do? Maquan the nine horses into a horse out of the loop in and then re-set in the nine Maquan -
60, a person would like to become a millionaire in one night, how can he do? Dream -
61, how to use chopsticks barricaded three to four smaller than the number three? π -
62, full bottle of milk, how to drink the bottom part of the first ah? With a straw -
63, how the oranges of the blind? In vain -
65, three Christians **** tribute Confucius, Zi Lu and Zi You, may I ask what a human? Zi Lu (confound right and wrong) -
66, blue red pen to write it? Write a
67, the speed you can loose tongue into the ice water? The
68, what month has 28 days? Every month, 28 days -
69, a group of women bathing in the river, suddenly a strange man entered, you said what they most want to cover? The man's eyes -
70, plus a cow a bull, guess three words! Two cows -
71, Peking University, asked how much time reading? A second is enough -
72, which finally grow teeth? Dentures -
73, iron to rust on the outside, that gold? Stolen -
74, five minutes 6 oranges how to divide is reasonable? Pressed into juice points -
75, for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful your name? Peerless beauty -
76, remove the front of a digital first number is 13, removing the last number is 40, the original number is how much? Forty-three -
77, how will the new socks to buy a hole? No holes how to wear -
78, there is a word that everyone will see the concept wrong? What is the word? Wrong -
79, the car turns right, which does not turn a tire? Spare tire -
80, a man on the single-plank bridge, but this time back to the tiger, there in front of a snake, here are the cliff, finally, how will he last? Faint -
81, there is a cow, head north, to the right place it three times, then turn left twice, then go down to turn right around, this time towards where his tail? Down -
82, why the white egrets always Su Zhao a foot bed? Su Zhao on both feet and fell -
83, lost ID cards, how to do? To pick up -
84, unicorn to fly the Arctic will become? Ice cream (ice unicorn) -
85, butterflies, ants, spiders, centipedes, which did not receive compensation? Centipede, reactive (centipede) is not Paul -
Which figure is the most hard-working
86,123456789, which figures most lazy? The most industrious most lazy 2 1 (lamb) -
87, candy is a he or a she? Female,
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88, there was my mother gave birth to twins, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Monroe, Marilyn (with) Monroe -
89, elephant skin, skins, lion skin Which is worse? Elephant skin friction (like skin worse) -
90, stars, moon, sun, which one is dumb? Stars, the song has
100, which one of the narrowest way? Enemy (Yuanjialuzhai) -
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