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1. Hengshan college time to activity, when the mountain to ascend by half, weary of trying Xie Hui's period to see the street the women there to buy souvenirs, go to the opening question: my wife .... ....
2. casual times to steer, there is a beautiful colleague ride, sit next to me, even special stress drips, said: send the condoms! Ignore even a prettiness later. . . Depressed ING
3. ahead the others to my aunt guest, equitable the gate. Just my aunt to go to the lavatory. She hastened to salute purchasers, said:
4. In train, when a teacher said: You are not teacher surnamed Chen Chen?
5. Oumen University of metalworking to the factory when the laborers assigned machine master said: To be safe, I try to assure that the door of a masculine student and a woman student a bed. All the boys were comic, girls redden. During the internship, virtually all live with the lathe are my help, and even mattress (cold) of the girls do, and what the ultimate would not consider her for a pedagogue, then check it is not quite good, even warned her hand and thought, who know thatshe said: I have been accustomed to make you dry. At that time even extra than the cold eruption.
6. a friend to Dumpling House, and asked,
7. the self-study time, we are looking by review, GG on the MM, said: (touch) me! ! MM tin not stand the results, shouting,Christian Louboutin D'Orsays, teachers do you think I do not want to (touch) Mo him, and he insisted I (touch) Mo ~ ~ ~! ! !
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9. my colleague discussion with others, fret about the jaws to the sentence
10. basic school, a very filthy boys looking for me, by rubber, and I did not hesitate, he stalker,Christian Louboutin Sandals, then I took all the strength howling the words, the students quiet down quickly,,,.
11.-on class, a student machine in answer, then shouted
12. I spit you look dog feces!
13. even on the mm joked:
14. Even men, and in Guangdong voice talk `````` sick to see a medic, the medic told me: yindao Kuangyun inflammation in `````` look closely, diagnosis written by silent pharyngeal airway abscess ````````` ````````
15. buy a calculator, the employer offer 4150, I bargain: 410 What nice boss depends ashore ~ ~ ~ ~ Boss Kuangyun!
16. last go in the morn and base a bike tire namely flat, so he wanted to call her mother pushed to the outside to help beat the gas. Finally, I said: my presentation to the tire.
17. a girl romance, I advised her:
18. basic school, when the labor class, are generally weeding, so that as long as the day before school, the teacher would have cautioned us with a hoe, 2 the sky starting to prepare for the labor class,Christian Louboutin Shoes, the teacher easy to administer to say one thing: how many people with the ah? with a hand hoe lifted!
19. enlighten a lost love. . Do you know what the students lost adore it?
20. junior tall educate language class, some folk recite Mao's poems: a generation coquettish ,......
21. a teacher, and today we come on, Yang the feces
22. a ktv, karaoke, a mm shouted: Give me one week cut the stick
23. sophomore while babies are particularly fond of and with the quarters to ride with a MM to go out shopping, neat up later the dress Piaoliang into the lift attach, and suddenly think of motorcars as whether not gas babies, and on urge she said the word: 1st abortion with me ah ?~~ days .......
24. on the bus people are more of a macho roar: one foot trod on my mother on the
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25. classmate from high school (a chap) into the cool noodle dart of her hair: ... in the end you still must noodle onion??
26. a variety show, the host stage announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang disco, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
27. In high school, classroom penalty and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX, said: XXX, you gave me to stand on the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
28. I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .
29. In the cafe, a student suddenly heaved their hands,Christian Louboutin Boots, shouted:
30. our inn to go pee a man drunk and then brought out a cold words: urine drinking too many brandy on the particularly high.
31. to buy oranges, the boss: a 5 pound. Me: too valuable, five greenbacks samgun it. Boss: No no.
32. friend inquired my computer configuration, I said, is the color of the exhibit. (Wanted to mention namely LCD's)
33. listened a MM in the restaurant shouting
34. there is a bedroom, the mother called behind
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35. and my sister went to Li Ning shoes, my sister an opening:
36. high school, each issued a badge. . Time to check before, went to the schoolroom teacher shouted, everybody is driving a bra to wear to Tzara. . Silent. . .
37. the teacher to leave job, I will not do to copy something else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said:
38. even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school gate to see a sell barbecue,Christian Louboutin UK, MM said eat offal for previous grill more, even terrified of the boss can not hear, so even shouted said: Even mammoth embarrassment. . . The maximum entangling is that even MM then asked, .
39. morning and one of the students eat breakfast only cake filling, and distinct eat the peel. We are wasting the time that they eat the filling of two students to the words,
40. University of naval exercising, the teachers screaming, said: use your next light (edge of my eye) union ~ ~ ~ ~ Oumen want to laugh and no laugh, the melancholy ah ....