Rabbit is the world's largest animal jokes

1. A bear defecate in the woods, over a rabbit, he asked the rabbit: bear rabbit Kanle Yan said: !! Whatever good things, when will I eat slowly through my long neck, it can be for a long time to enjoy delicious. Have a long neck is so great! Rabbits, can you imagine? Kangaroo stopped and was curious to ask: .. How do you know? .. My neck and legs is so off the .. > rabbit met with curious and asked: What are you doing?
ant it said quietly:
... Hush Hush ... to see if I stumble Ah a somersault ... ...


5. One day the hare before the write stuff in a cave, a wolf came over and asked: The paper also watching the rabbit: the ability of an animal the size of its force not to see how much, but behind the scenes look at its owner who is

6. One day the rabbit went to the pharmacy and asked Boss: said, no! anxious: the.
the fourth day, the rabbit went to the pharmacy, ask the boss: five days, the rabbit went to the pharmacy,japan national tourism organization, ask the boss: br> Big Bear on the rabbit, said: Although rabbits you look good, but I could trouble! stained points dirt can tell, quite disgusting!
rabbit wrote: What are you talking! is not ah!
Big Bear wrote: not so! Big Bear said as he took the rabbit to himself readily wiped his ass walk away
... ...

8. a small white rabbit and Big Bear walking in the forest, accidentally kicked over a pot.
pot out of a spirit, that they meet all three wishes.
bear said, turning it into the world's strongest bear. It has come true.
rabbit said, give it a little helmet. it's desire to achieve.
bear said, turning it into the world's most beautiful bear. It's the wish came true the.
rabbit said, give it a bike. It's the wish came true.
bear, said the bear to the whole rest of the world into the mother bear!
rabbit riding a bike , running while said to be gay only bear ... ...


9.
first company owner: Bunny,Flowers or loose soil, you busy today?
Bunny: No busy.
work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
Boss: Because you are no more officers for the company, it will not busy, the company wants you to any use?
* second company
owner: Bunny, you busy today?
rabbit: busy.
work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
boss: do not be rational because you do things, so the day will be busy, what with the company to you?
* The third company
owner: Bunny,monster headphones, this work Are you busy?
Rabbit: okay.
work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
Boss: Because you're not a reason, so What will be busy.
work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
Boss: Because you do things too inefficient, can not be done to check it? company to How you use?
* Company
fifth boss: Bunny, you busy today?
rabbit: some done, have checked, and now doing something else. work when the boss of the rabbit said: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
Boss: Because you do things the lack of systematic, some things not to do with it? what companies want you to use?
* s six companies
owner: Bunny, you busy today?
Bunny: My work is done, is someone else to do. work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
boss: because you did not intend to do something, you do not own plan to do tomorrow about it? what companies want you to use?
* VII of the company
owner: Bunny, you busy today?
rabbit: the work done today, tomorrow's work out. work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
Boss: Because you do things without considering the whole, you will not do hard jobs to help colleagues? companies want you to what purpose?
*
eighth company owner: Bunny, you busy today?
Bunny: Today's and tomorrow's work done, and now busy helping colleagues.
work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
Boss: Because you're too pushy, your help is likely to cause other people's laziness or pressure, the company wants you to what purpose?
*
ninth company owner: Bunny, you busy today?
Bunny: Wait a minute, I think about to answer you.
work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
boss: You arrogant, I asked If you actually kind of story again and again, companies want you to what purpose?
* X company
owner: Bunny, you busy today?
Bunny: I ... ... I ... ... no, no know ... ... that, how to answer you.
work when the boss said Bunny: Do not you have come.
Bunny: Why?
Boss: Are you busy because you do not even work know what the company wants you to use?
* X
a company owner: Bunny, you busy today?
Bunny: to you, I resigned ~~~~~~~ ~ ~ ~
Boss: Hey! have personality, our company to hold onto you go!

10. a small white rabbit hopped into the bakery and asked: bun ah? . . . . ! Why do you need to do harm to their own thing?
look at this piece of forest to be happy, let us run it in nature! marijuana to the death throws,
follow the white rabbit running in the forest.
later they encountered an elephant is ready to smoke cocaine,
the rabbit on the elephant, said: Elephant Elephant, Why do you hurt your own thing?
look at this piece of forest to be happy,Love, friends, let us run it in nature! rabbits, so the cocaine to the death throws,
follow the white rabbit and giraffe running in the forest.
later they encountered a viper is being prepared to fight a lion,
rabbits the lion said: see the white rabbit, then the syringe to the death throws,
rush to beat a meal of small white rabbit.
elephants and giraffes was trembling with fear: ?
it is so kind, we care about our health also known as close to nature. in the run around. side of fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare ######## with Hu carrots as bait, I'll die you flat!


13. the test the United States, Hong Kong, mainland China three pol.ice the strength, the United Nations will be three rabbits on three forest,
to see who should find the rabbit three pol.ice.
forest before the first U.S. pol.ice, they first spend a full half-day meeting to develop operational plans, strict division of labor , and then quickly into the forest
sent special forces carpet-search, the results met the delay time, the rabbit is gone, the mission fails!
then turn Hong Kong pol.ice, they sent over a number and a few ten police cars lined up outside in the forest, by the leader shouted with
Speaker: team into the forest, searching again, no result,womens Nike shox on sale, mission failed!
last is pol.ice, only four, first hit of the day mahjong,nike shox r4 black, dusk a man who wants a baton into the forest, not five minutes
, listen to the animals in the forest came a scream, one of China pol.ice talked and laughed out smoking a cigarette, dragged behind a badly battered
the bears, bears dying said: I was the rabbit ... .... rabbit ears in the two post
, said, encountered the wolf, he took to Oh, that organization. You can say that rabbit over, looking for pieces of meat to me!
found her fat, you say you want to thin. Found her thin, you say you want to fertilizer. This is not a thing can beat her. When
course, you can say that. Rabbit over, I find a woman to go. Found her plump, you say you like slim
. Found her slim,Look at his finger on the front of the small sun, you say you like plump. The rational can beat her beat strong and restrained. heard the little white rabbit. mind the hate ah.
next day, the rabbit and then went out, how so clever, the face of approaching or timber wolf. wolf said: > come to me looking for pieces of meat.
You eat a mushroom I had two large
rest assured that it will not go the little white rabbit went to the ~ ~ ~
not come back six months later the rabbit it is not a large We eat
back and said wait another large bar ~ ~ ~
year later the white rabbit has not come back to discuss the two big so we do not have to eat it in
Then the little rabbit suddenly jumped out from the jungle next to that angry look! I know you want some of my mushroom MM

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