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About to get up
Husband: Get up, do not you get up early today to meet Well said.
wife: Do not talk, I go to sleep.
Husband: fast from it, to should not be late.
Wife: You do not touch me! I want to sleep! !
wife: Yeah! Are the late! How did you call me! ! !
on his wife to eat: I eat the plum in half, very good to eat, you eat the rest.
Husband: I do not like plum.
Wife: No, you love to eat! You are not eaten anything against me!
Husband: This fish is very good to eat, come.
Wife: You dirty chopsticks touched, who eat!
husband: What do you eat I eat half, I do not hold anything against you, how do you hold anything against me?
wife: you are right. I hold anything against you that I am better than you clean. I'm clean, how can you than you hold anything against me? !
divorce his wife: If we divorced, the house belongs to me, my money I have to take.
Husband: What about my money?
Wife: Your money is my money, what is your money!
wife: Also, your monthly income after divorce have to give me 80%. Ah, if you marry again, then give me
60% has become.
husband: my wife, I will not divorce you!
wife about the child: we want a child.
Husband: OK.
Wife: Do you like our children?
Husband: Yes.
Wife: No! You have a person like me!
Husband: Well, well, for a person like you.
Wife: That my child how can you not like ah!
husband: we still do not have to children.
on the unreasonable husband: You are not unreasonable.
wife: and you and I never listen to reason is not unreasonable to place family, say you're a guy, I called you a husband, of course, you have to let me
.
on leadership
wife: I am not a leader on the outside, at home and have to be leaders. You're out is to lead, in the home must be
leadership.
Husband: What if I do not succeed in leading the outside it?
wife: a man, Man on the outside face, home to come and collect his wife Shua Weifeng, What kind of man,
sinful bikini!
wife on the bed: we cover the double was it.
Husband: Do not! That the next morning to all wrapped on you. I did cover none. Or build your own
of it, and my heart at ease.
Wife: Well, you are yourself cover, until tomorrow morning I still have to be wrapped to go!
on the center
Wife: I have been in our family center in your home but also to me as the center.
husband: I have been in our family center.
wife: you can be my center of that center than important.
Husband: Why?
Wife: Because I am a daughter, you're just a kid.
husband about money: After I earned in proportion to you,
victoria secret bikinis, and I earn too much to stay too much, for this initiative.
wife: good.
Husband: I'll give you what percentage?
wife: one hundred and twenty percent on the bed
husband: You are so small a person, how to account for children that the earth?
Wife: Of course, I have to stand up, have to stretch it!
drink
on his wife: her husband, I want to drink!
Husband: I'll keep on doing.
Husband: hey, this cup is not in your hand Well, did not see?
wife: Yes, I just want you to me.
wife on the idea: Let's go play.
Husband: Well, you say where to go where
wife: If I have an idea and you also,
bikinis online!
Husband: I'm out of ideas you from not agree.
wife: I do not agree with what is called the idea Yes, it is perfunctory, you have to constantly have an idea, until I am satisfied so far.
wife on the phone: Why do not you call me? ,
cheap bikini!
Husband: falsely accuse! Today is not that a good thing you give me a call, the results I waited a day, or I'll call you.
wife: I did, but I changed my mind. Zhang said: Women have the privilege to change his mind.
husband: Do you change your mind did not tell me it!
wife: I said, my heart said, Who told you and my heart is not interlinked.
buy clothes on his wife: this dress look good?
husband: good-looking.
wife: you turn me, want me to hurry to buy over to go home!
wife: that clothes look good?
husband: does not look good.
wife: you will not want to buy me!
take things on his wife: the bag you carry it with me.
Husband: I took four bags, and you get nothing, the nerve it?
wife: I was holding it for you! Several pounds 100 you can do, I get something better than what you get more weight?
wife on the mood: I work on the bad mood, will reduce the quality of our marriage.
husband: I feel not good work.
wife: your mind with the ability to be stronger than me, because you are smaller than my big heart than I should!
husband on the home: we to divide the housework.
Wife: Well, first of all, be a man and doing dirty work, such as grazing, brush the toilet, wipe the table ... ...
husband: this right.
Wife: You studied engineering in school, and I was learning the arts, and live with your kid things, like washing machines, refrigerators, rice cookers
, irons ... ...
Husband: This is ... ... OK!
wife: men outside, women inside. And dealing with outsiders you do it live, buy groceries, utility bills, take what the newspaper ...
...
Husband: OK, OK, you're doing?
Wife: Do not worry ah. So much smoke in the kitchen, can destroy the skin, and cooking with your kid.
Husband: You tell me you do it.
wife: I have a lot to dry Yeah. I can be with you, monitoring you, praise you, comfort you ... ...
husband on gender equality: equality of men and said, we also have equality at home is not equal?
wife: line Yeah,
ed hardy swimwear, you men bully bullying woman several years, we have to bully you for thousands of years, do not worry, another
thousands of years, our family had to equality.
wife of happiness: You married me, is not it happy?
husband: do not see. You are not unreasonable and do not work, toss the same old people, how happy I am you?
wife: This is your happy ah. I am not unreasonable, if I sacrifice myself to you tolerant contrasting it? I
do not work to develop out of you, hearts are more than body, your ability is not good. I toss one that enrich your life more colorful
Yeah, you see, your marriage like other people's homes so monotonous
wife about an extramarital affair: now the old play on TV affair, you say, you will have an affair it?
Husband: no.
Wife: Why?
husband: Do you have a regret I had enough, never again to second on a walk
Wife: We have been walking the road to a piece of it.
Husband: too far to get there, now that we can not go back.
Wife: OK, you back I'm back on the money
wife: her husband! I heard people say that money would be bad men, bad women will have money.
Husband: I have heard!
wife: I do not want you bad!
Husband: I do not want you bad!
wife: that so be it, you earned the money to me, so you do not have money, they will not bad, I have money, it will not deteriorate
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