1. to take advantage of the students to take a bath, his phone number into my girlfriend. Tang Chuangshang night sent him a txt information I saw that the man suddenly stood up out of mattress, clouded a Heyan Bada Bada, who borrow money to find the bedroom ...
2. Valentine's Day today, there is a long-MM trample called me: ! ! ! ! ! ! Knocked on the door more than an hour, found Nobody really ... ...
3. level, a woman student came a memorandum, I really ambition to see the contents of his smooth, namely written above: in?
4. Hunan television announce today, the whole household to see the costume pieces, when suddenly it asked the head residues of my dad: Dad, you said why ought I phone you father do it? - My father languid weak answer: You tin phone me Armagh.
5. a friend recently bought a automobile, took us out yo. Another friend with his sister arose with the emulating dialogue:
MM: sibling, your friend drove very steady ah.
GG: Well, yeah. You see different bike after
6. One day, brother, sister went to the chamber.
sister:
sister said:
sister say:
7. day, a vehicle jam for several hours in Beijing friend finally could not stand, he exploded to open the door,
Puma Trionfo Low Baylee, opened the trunk from the inside out, a long stick. All the vehicle jams of people looked at him startled, he swore the floor I saw a snail's smash hit, meantime beating the side swore:
8. Reporters: uncle, if you have a mu of land, willing to dedicate half of the farm party do?
uncle: the willingness.
Reporter: If two villas, a house dedicated to the party willing to do?
uncle: the willingness.
Reporter: There are two car?
uncle: the willingness.
correspondent: the one million yuan medal it?
uncle: the willingness.
Reporter: There are two cows do?
uncle: do not want to ......
Reporter: Why field, villas, cars and money are willing to, cattle have really not?
uncle: I truly have two cows!
9. the mini fellow to eat cross the face really consumed. Noodles Bala two depart. So I just put the bowl down to the avenue looks hungry brutal feline. While the small guy back, holding a bottle of water. Face that looked suspiciously blank bowl ... that moment, I just want to eat when a hard surface passerby ...
10.'s an MM, while back QQ 5.05 6.10 7.12 8.18 signature is 9.23 () study and research,
Women Puma SF Drift Cat, can not be thought. Issued to the enterprise that a algebraic genius, did not make it. Finally had to ask her:
11. get up up the morning, my husband rolled over and put his blanket coat,
Pumas, and roll several layers.
I watched him persist whirring sleeping, very cute, favor the sushi to be slit.
then his strap,
Puma Outdoor Shoes, rolls down the medium to the big ministry in a surround, went to work.
4 o'clock in the p.m. back to see her husband preserved a morning to be cut sushi neatness, still in bed, yet the point is somewhat assorted, and looked at me with Resentment.
He said: peckish for a day is not the key, when I left him off the atmosphere conditioning heat death is not the opener, the next day to explain how to obtain flat and does not respond the phone did not work is the opener,
key is: bed The opposite is wearing a wardrobe, he looked in the mirror feel very very comic. Laughing when the pee is not strangled. . . .
12. someone post asked: like a bank counter MM, so what better way to chase it? Replies: books do not get to save money and then she stopped you ... banks will be sister: hey ... your book!!! Landlord smile: your book !!!
junior tall school, school near to home, each time I walk up a small vacation home.
13. One winter vacation, I walk alone aboard the direction home, inadvertently see the sky with an eagle.
day I wore a imitation fur overcoat with massive white babies, catch a glance of one eagle the moment, I thought it would not take my seize for a colossal rabbit and fly only beneath the came because me, right?
so I resolved to ascertain a hidden edge dodging, to stand in the cold wind for almost half an hour ... In half an hour, I unearthed at intervals to see eye to secretly still not see the Eagles in ... in ... in ... still ...
been, long time, I finally found a strange thing, so I adventured cautiously observed the eagle moment,
then ... cursed:
14. mentioning one day tolerate pain, go to the toilet immediately engaged bag, then slipped out of jeans with a long effort, life, put a loud fart.
pit next door and then heard the man: You have fair been a scare, a paper out of the pit!
15. take the subway to work in the morning, many folk principally mobbed! Next to a girl looks very kawaii is mail text messages, I do not read one that she wrote, While unintentionally saw behind and saw this girl goes on to say,
16. senior year, finished day study hall downstairs, thinking to go in front of me a roommate who is secretly ran up towards his butt punt with his foot severely, also shouting: you actually studying from a? ! The man rubbed his pathetic ass back at me, shaking and said: Well. Standing face to face behind a few seconds, I was hesitating how to pardon it, the man replied: Brother, I'm a freshman, afterward not a ...
17. a premier class, a student hungry, put the noodles soak up. To reserve the teacher found the book so stand up, pate buried to go, but the heat was sprint out. The teacher said someone very calmly:
18. girlfriend said I had not admitted on how to recover, also lose her, so damage up,
Puma Lazy Insect, I re-chase, I admitted. Then, there is then a wood. Cheat wreck up without such a play
19. go to educate today supermarket apt buy entities.
cash enrol when the brush bar of what not to - will have a ... ...
so leisurely coming out one:
20. bowel aggregate space of 200 square meters, we live in families where not feces huge, might as well go while the feces, really raw as feces ah ~
21. a child, the pedagogue told me: the human body has a hard villain and a idle villain when you hesitate when they ambition fight. Primary hard when villain villain trounced constantly lazy, junior high school, tied up to the high school is a lazy villain often won. But to the university I suddenly base namely they do not fight, the mother of a hard villain to be slew
22. fascinating and he met a millionaire matron, at her fans have perverted Britain Road. He discontinue his job, betrayed his fiancee, eloped with the matron on the plane, a woman asked him, do you remember high school when you had money teeth girl ashamed it? He hesitated, not just this woman dreamed familiar. Are you? He asked. Woman shaking his head sneer, thanks to you, thanks to her after graduating from high school committed suicide. His terror, that you are. . . ? Woman Yin Xiao, I was her brother.
23. his net value of millions, with many elegance cars, personal luxury cafeteria, modern ploughs. Since the QQ number lost, he would have nothing.
24. he concerns to heart-shaped pile of origami periodical,
Puma Football, to see her give her. How long has this habit? He no remember very apparently. Suddenly, an day, her call, said: so where you wear up, we went to Civil Affairs Bureau, licensing it
another a sensational. . . . .
25. 3 annuals age, said, 10 annuals age said 18 years old, 25 years old, 30-year-old 50-year-old 70-year-old
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