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1, five greenbacks kidnapped by nefarious gangs, shrieked Bai Yuanchao:
:

Magic Lamp: said:
people: a good way, put his playing mahjong hack into 4 paragraphs to go,
earthworms dad thought, put his cut into the minced pork.
earthworms mom cried and said: br> 4, QJ Panda Panda male apt woman, female panda struggling to resist,GHD Benefit Styler, loath to do. After the failure of male panda
angrily said: ....
turtle saw a snail crawling slowly ...... very slowly and said to him: you come,GHD Leopard Grain Straighteners, you are right ......
me behind then .... .. ......
snail above the up after a while .... .. ...... turtle saw an ant said to him: Come ashore you .... ..
so ants will come up.
ants up later ...... see upon snail ...... he simply said: Hello
snails that you know everything?
Snail said: you lose points, this turtle so quick .......


6, a man and a female are eating dinner
the girl kept asking the boys: Do you love do not adore me?
boys looked by girls went on a dinner
girls are vexed and ask again: Do you love me?
boys eventually said: girls love
asked: how do you want to prove?
suddenly the boys out of his pocket and took thirty yuan,
and asked the girls: Do you have ten yuan?
girls took ten yuan to the boys ......
boys put on the chart forty yuan
After a maddening child .....
girls to ask boys : Are you in the end not to certify that you love me ah!
boys said: I must prove, ah! Forty before us!


7, one day visiting the Snack Street
base a shop selling
each tart looks very delicious, I absence to buy one to try to ask the clerk
: What is one to sell it?
clerk: No, this is Japan.


8, one day, one on fire,
father and mother escaped,GHD Hair, leaving only one son still inside.
mother is very tense in the house shouted:

mother and tense shouting, ....
not way he had to replace it, favor earthworms, alternatively half a day ~ ~ ~
not fish on the nail under his anger fell into the water - out 100rmb cursed:
!!!!
foreman is American, he said the Germans: you physically well, you are responsible for fatigue.
the French people say: you say you are engineers, you are responsible for the mining intend.
while the Japanese, he said: you are very skinny. You are responsible for supplies (supply).
then each other week, they began to start work.
few days later the Germans and French found that the Japanese gone, looking as a long time before or after they determined to go back go.
Germans began to work, when the Japanese suddenly jumped out, loudly called:
to the ophthalmologist said.


snake said: I will not let such a small fart so smelly, it must be meat.
cow said: I will not let such a grazing smelly fart.
pig said: fart who would blush.
suddenly rushed out of Guan Gong, the piglet is gone, said: said many periods, and I redden is nativity.


13,GHD Hair Straighteners, a personal meet God ......
one daytime suddenly be kind-hearted direction of God to man a desire to ask God .. ......
....
you have any desire to do ......
man thought I heard that cats have 9 ......
Mania ......
Please give me that right ......
Mania 9 God said ......
your desire to accomplish slightly ......
day, that person bored ......
free to say one death to die anyway, forget ......
9 Mania Well
lying on the alleys ......
result a train opened in the elapse ......
that people are still dead ......
Why is this?
for namely train wagons with 10 ......


14, one day, funeral family sent three folk, strange to say, they are always smiles after the death of ^ _^......
funeral home administrator wondered to ask pol.ice: Why even after their death's face ^ _ ^ is it?
pol.ice said: This is a long article ...... ...... ...... you see the man he was left with her when his wife slept in the ..... In the maximum passionate moment ...... ...... can not stand hanging
administrator replied: Well ...... willing to spend the afterward dead ...... mischief too phantasmal ...... that the navel one is how to dead?
pol.ice: a middle Oh Yeah .. .... ...... he is really people catastrophe to go on the road ...... ...... he suddenly heard himself in the pate color ...... ..
more than 700 million premium he was cheerful to laugh at ....... oncoming motorcars to hit the ...... outcome ... ... hung up ......
superintendent replied: Well ...... he truly namely not agreeable fortune to enjoy the splendor of that remaining behind the rest of my life ...... this 1?
pol.ice: ...... This is a morsel wretched dead ...... he is to climb the tree when they were mine to cut
administrator replied: .. .... It's a bit erroneous, why would along lightning to the laughing ......
pol.ice said: he ascended up the tree after the sudden flash of speedy that ..... .. ...... ....
he thought he was to take pictures ......


15, saying thousands of years ago, whether it is male dog or bitch, they When urine is used squat.
until the Tang Dynasty, things have changed ... ...
the Emperor we heard it! He heaved a pair of age Pekinese, and once on a Mountain Heaven Emperor, brought this on to ... ...
celebration halfway bitch suddenly in pressing,GHD Hair Straightener, so they went to a tree after the settlement,
when it is in heaven is very disrespectful action, so angered the Jade Emperor,
Emperor commands Thunder kick a bomb, fair playing in the trees, the tree collapsed, crushing a bitch, male dog is quite horrified after perusing ... ...
Since then, male dogs to urinate under a tree when each will extend one foot, wore hard tree,
tree down to lest oppression to own ... ...



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