###### scandals 2009: Quotes of the year
A verbal history of the year in adultery — from Gov. Mark Sanford's love poems to Tiger Woods' texts
The United States may no longer lead the world in automobile manufacturing but, when it came to generating ###### scandals in 2009, no other country could compare (though dishonorable mentions must go out to France and Italy). Here are some of the most memorable confessions, obfuscations and verbal slip-ups in the words of the "transgressors" themselves:
Worst understatement
"I regret those transgressions with all of my heart."
— Golfer Tiger Woods on November 29, shortly before details of as many as 13 mistresses were made public
Bluntest confession
"I have had ###### with women who work for me on this show."
— Talk show host David Letterman tells it like it is on "The Late Show," October 1
Most Lettermanesque confession, global division
"I got into the habit of paying for boys. The profusion of young, very attractive and immediately available boys put me in a state of desire that I no longer needed to restrain or hide."
— Frederic Mitterand, the French culture minister, who was vilified after details of his trips to Thailand to visit rent boys were unearthed. The minister had actually confessed to his Bangkok habit in a 2005 autobiography, but opposition politicians seized on its scandal potential after Mitterand's appointment to Nicolas Sarkozy's cabinet.
Most excruciating leaked quote
"So I am getting into spanking her… Yeah, I like it… I like spanking her. She goes, I know you like spanking me, I said yeah,
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— Mike Duval, a Republican Assemblyman in California,
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Most lyrical come-on
"Please sleep soundly knowing that, despite the best efforts of my head, my heart cries out for you,
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— South Carolina governor Mark Sanford's e-mail to Maria Belen Shapur, his Argentinian lover,
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Most inaccurate prediction
"...quiet and secretively we will always be together."
— Tiger Woods, in a text to alleged mistress Jaimee Grubbs, as revealed in New York Post, December 10
Most inarguable excuse
"I'm no saint."
— Italian prime minister Silvio Berlusconi in September, after being accused of having an affair with an 18-year-old, hosting orgies at his Sardinian villa, and offering a European Parliament seat to a prostitute in exchange for ######.
Least original pick-up line
"You're so hot."
— Rielle Hunter's first words to Sen. John Edwards, who later fathered a child with the campaign aide. Hunter's line was revealed by Edwards' wife Elizabeth on the Oprah Winfrey Show in May.
Least convincing claim
"While he's glad you decided to stay at home, he enjoys being with me because I have more of a passion and drive to really do something with my life."
— Letter from unhinged,
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Worst track record of hypocrisy
1999: "[Clinton] has no credibility left"
2004: "Marriage is the cornerstone on which our society was founded"
2009: "I deeply regret and am very sorry for my actions."
— Sen. John Ensign (R-Nev) calling for the impeachment of Bill Clinton in the wake of the Monica Lewinsky affair; supporting a gay-marriage ban five years later; and revealing his own extramarital affair with a young intern this past June.
Best piece of advice for celebrity adulterers
"If you tell the truth,
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— Louisville men's basketball coach Rick Pitino, who admitted in August to having had extramarital ###### with a local woman in 2003. The woman subsequently attempted to blackmail him for $10 million. Pitino remains in his position.
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