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2124323 2010 年 12 月 09 日 18:37 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1 the father asked his son: Who do you are going to take my wife? Son: Usually Grandma Who Loved Me, so I have to take grandma wife. Dad: Nonsense, how can I be your wife and mother. Son: So how could my mother be your wife?
2, CCTV's long and lively contributions to the party, the result is also entangled: a bottle of Wong Lo Kat = barrels of oil (the oil + Sinopec) + four money jar (BOC, ICBC, CCB, ABC) + two iron lump (Baosteel, Wuhan Iron and Steel) + three suction Jin Wang (Mobile Unicom Telecom).
3, yesterday asked a friend stocks: the recent stock market crash, and sleep? He said: sleep like a baby. I said: indeed the master! This can sleep! He was silent for quite a while and said: wake up crying for a regular night sleep.
4, a flutter of a cat who does not speak only to the onlookers; two Mop up people, experience excitement was Replies; three Mop up people, taking up all the rest; four Mop up people out of work time to weave; five Mop up people, the weekend without rest; six Mop up man, stay up grasping a hot topic; seven Mop up people, steal the middle of the night scraper; Mop up to eight people are in the hospital organization; nine Mop up, and no ###### life!
5, meet professors, talk cardinal vices; met wealthy, about humane care; face backward to talk about net worth status, met the older generation, about kidney function; face ugly, talking about past rivers and lakes; meet beautiful women, talk about sad love; met a monk, about frolicking in the bedroom; met satyr, about compassion quiet; met Barack Obama, talking about respect for sovereignty; met Kim Jong Il, On adhere revolution; encounter the living , On the stability and unity; encountered the dead, about a harmonious and stable!
6, friend recently earned a very High, on into the thousand. Ask him how come so fast. He said that individuals get a bus operation, hanging in the bus company name. Chezhao day run, but the board removed the bus card, swipe card reader to the ... back in the bag, to the subway squeeze. Close to the person's backpack, two pieces of money at hand!
7, saying the junior high school that would just spread our booth, and sometimes I look at children's shoes to go self-study accounts for two-machine booth,
belstaff uk, I wonder not, and then I call him a 110, a dial 119 ... and then reverse the two microphones, a short while came to the condemning. . .
8, disaster prone \. Do your own, do not force others, morality is only suitable for self-discipline, not legal persons.
9, the Chinese characteristics of the earthquake escape guide: what to say earthquake escape methods are white blind, listen to me: the earthquake, the building to the national emblem hanging in the run, make sure you die. ? Switched Mop
10, preparing to enter China, according to Wen Facebook, and users are preparing for this for a few Chinese translation, such as \But I think there is only one of the most suitable for China: \
11, the old piece was once again confirmed: three before the earthquake was a sign: 1. well water anomaly; 2. livestock abnormal response; 3. Experts from rumor. But the careful user pointed out, 2 and 3 repeat.
12, see the ex-girlfriend's personal signature on the QQ wrote, \
13, Japanese women are prostitutes * star * China's star female prostitutes.
14,
belstaff online, interview a centenarian, and asked: You old as a centenarian, you now feel most happy about that? Old man then said: \to the do; 4 is not done; 5 is thought not to; 6 is do not. Which you do?
16, eight naive: Leadership toast you drink, you first touch the leading lady, leading to walk your car, you are wordy speech, the leadership, leadership affair You're crazy, you take a bath before leading off, leading Jiacai You turn the table, leaders license to listen to you Zimo.
17, I said I was the director, she told me to sleep. The next day, I said I was animation director, she cried. .
18, has secret crush on her when he was studying, but not the courage to tell the truth, even cowards touch her. After graduation, she was married, my husband and I are classmates. That afternoon, she hold the baby in the feeding, I found a good excuse. I went in front of her, hold her hands a MIMI, and then said to her doll, crying uncle, do not cry not to eat!
19, accidentally stepped on the road today, a cobra, it back to to one to see the snake four legs Yi Deng, make a roll, hanging out. I have to look at it contemptuously: exercise, I eat cooking oil, drinking melamine, you pure Ah court death.
20, 【】 RMB appreciation China and the U.S. after the visitors with cups and wash: Americans traveling to China, with a $ 100,000 convertible to 68 million yuan. Eat, drink for a year in China, spent 18 million yuan. He wants to go back, to the bank, because the yuan against the dollar to 1:5, with the Americans for the remaining 500,000 yuan to 10 million. Come 10 million, or 10 million back happily home.
21, killed Yang Xiu reasons: one day Yang Xiu go to the bookstore to buy books, read a book was written by Montesquieu. Yang Xiu sky and laughed: \Student A: five cents a balloon, or, or?
23, from the front, is the great god (God); from the negative side, a yellow dog (dog). In fact, people committed sin (evil), in turn, is to live (live). \\\Lost the recognition and punishment. \\. . You put me ^_^\the nerve to say, and asked his sister, not brittle brittle? I think this kid actor quite subtle, then the classic scene there - my sister got a put his mouth and said: You listen...
26, as do websites do * love,
belstaff outlet, first you need to know \, PHP, JSP)...
27, today,
belstaff coat, take a bus, the bus gave a credit card the old man down the mine, only the crisp sound prompt: \\
29,
belstaff jacket, said in a Web site registered a user name \up for success! \\\I were talking about you, is really to speak of the devil. \\Wolf, aged like a tiger, fifty sit absorbing soil, spit Sixty people do not eat bones,
belstaff sale, seventy wall suction rats, Miss eighty outdated.
33, U.S. News Director of Loving is the United States A ministerial-level black history, high occupancy residential area of Northwest Washington. One day he was at home in front of grass, simply wearing a T-shirt, a lady drove by, stopped to greet him: \How much? \For example, this wife ... ... I made for her grass, she accompanied me to sleep. \of a ticket that he posted on the window. After dinner turned back without incident...
35, three men and a woman with the chase, his father said: \talk about their own strengths, I will be decided. \In the belly of your daughter. \that the Three Gorges Dam's water weight will make the Earth's rotation axis offset almost an inch (2.54 cm) - has finally let the world know that China's weight.
37, a blind date today, and asked the girl : How old are you? very proud of her answer: 34D!
38, said in a Web site registered a user name \Hello, Congratulations, your user name has been registered successfully! \: eat dinner, sleep, sleep; of the people said: What food to eat, sleep feel anything!
tag of being the wife who led Wanglaoji boy
the first time at home alone for so long
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