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You do not smile on the strange1, this year's college entrance examination in Hunan language essay is is did not allow to open a small generation will say something inconsistent with their age, if against their will; happiness is to work out not to be hit by a BMW car, the unit is not Foxconn, leadership is not the Song Mountain wood.
3, junior college entrance examination at the end. . . La liberation, the liberation of La, ~ ~ too La, La it again after the needless. Likewise D Karma people. Kindness. Needless to describe Tim. Haha!
Mop under a master, please translate?
4, Jiangxi Province, this year's college entrance essay is What to look for a third year student of childhood, ah, looking ahead it is.
5, this year's college entrance essay unique provinces ah. Seen a harsh word, said Mr out on a lousy joint: catch the itch, itch and catch, not catch no itching, no itching no attention, scratched his itch, itch scratched, the more grasping more itch, the more the more itch grasping; a student answered: birth to death, death life, animate a death, a death animate, life and death, the wearer life and life, sir, die first, die first President. - Early gifted with premature friends. . My Leaders said: Heaven and Earth yellow, our next stop where it is, this is a problem; husband: her husband on a business trip, how do I find a night out with the young married woman an excuse, this is a problem; one girl said: how let him believe that I was a kid riding a bike film is torn, this is a problem; Mop user said: how to write a son can not be harmonious,ugg boot sale, this is a problem.
7,】 【college entrance essay, Premature ejaculation, puppy love, pregnancy, premature, premature aging, premature death, premature early ...... prove harmful to their own experiences, and today I had an assignment to write this ... it, an assignment to the ~ ~
8, the mathematics that is very abnormal, Ge Jun Ge Jun ah, he, as god. . Spike of 520,000 in Jiangsu candidates. . He broke the entrance of Jiangsu in 2003 the history of mathematics. He destroyed the harmonious society. He let the anger of millions of people, and he,Encourage children to grow up to 62 words, out of the entrance of Mathematics, Jiangsu in 2010 volumes. . . He told Jiangsu candidates, you live to see 2012. . .
9, 【entrance scene: Mom held a license for the son of Saint fuel】 Chongqing mother, spent making 60 cards for his son Saint refueling. She said that the son had a habit of watching Saint Seiya, Seiya The figure also represents courage,girls uggs, victory.
10, college entrance essay * is well-known path, ass is the path to promotion; jumping is the solution path, the path of strike pay; petition is the path to the complaint, kneeling is the path of redress; Mop is the communication path, over the wall is patriotic path.
11, college entrance essay, It is so ridiculous it makes all parents Among Internet users Comedy vomiting blood. History of education in the most ridiculous, the most funny, most absurd, the most talented college entrance essay zero. Definitely challenge your imagination limit!
12, Beijing most evil a college entrance essay: In the beginning she was looking at the stars, I am down to earth; then a change of position, I am looking at the stars, her feet on the ground; finally we went looking at the stars of the.
13, Guangdong volume That day, I am with you neighbor, you are public servants, I am the Lord *. That day, I'm with you neighbor, I was passing, you are guests. That day, I'm with you neighbor, I was temporary in mind that you are a star. That day, I am with you neighbor, you are fish also catch mice - Fu II. Beijing looking at the stars and down to earth - heaven on earth. Sichuan, the most beautiful youth - Foxconn chain jump. Shanxi about learning environment - Sung Shan Mu ** door. Guangdong and your neighbors - you're the one . Zhejiang switch roles - primary three mistress. Liaoning Happiness is - not dwelling. Chongqing problem - a cops and robbers. Hubei fantasy and reality -
15, problem (Chongqing volume): a drunk fans to see the completion of a hotel three problems can be free to watch the World Cup in South Africa, notices, and solving problems that will come to the hotel: 2 pounds Erguotou a drink to help Tibetan mastiff tooth toothache, to suites to meet beautiful women. fans feel pleased, an irrigation over 2 kg Erguotou, stride rushed to the backyard,cheapest uggs, the Tibetan mastiff immediately screamed, yelled a moment coming out of an alcoholic: tell me where beauty toothache?
16, yesterday morning, a middle school test centers are candidates to carry out an assignment out of the examination room in advance, the first students to leave the examination room of the trendy clothing: boys showing non-mainstream T-shirts, girls are low cut, Bra skirt, short skirts, battle together, a big show ** Xiangjian ... ... group of art ahead of the examination room, candidates, attracted parents They talk waves. Many parents believe that boys exposed to wear test will affect the proposed candidates and general candidates will be sub-arts venue examination.
17, after the entrance age】 【four sects: pragmatic - entrance end of the wage to; confused School - this ... ... No plan; Happy camp - like taking a trip, look at the scenery; rest camp - too tired to sleep. Keywords: World Cup, the World Expo, World of Warcraft, Teacher Appreciation Banquet.
18, only rubble. Later, for a living, I sell corn street level, the city experienced managers, they smashed cars and sped away after the beating. and then later, I became homeless living in the bridge opening, the new area overlooking the Expo, City officials make life more beautiful.
19, Beijing on the North 60 times the probability of Henan: In 2004, Peking University, recruited 380 people in Beijing, Tsinghua University in Beijing to recruit 360 people; the same year, Beijing University in recruited 72 people in Henan, Guizhou, 32 people enrolled, Tsinghua almost.
Beijing Henan population is 8 times the population of Guizhou Province, Beijing's 3.36 times. That is the probability of Peking University Beijing candidates admitted 60 times in Henan Guizhou's 34 times.
20, a colleague read a cheating after the news, colleagues A: Examination from a can graduate. colleague B: graduated can not find work. A: find a job can not feed themselves. B: can not find a wife to feed themselves. A: find a wife can not feed their children. B: After feeding the child or to cheat 。。。。。。。。
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