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Old 03-19-2011, 08:36 AM   #1
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"进去5毛,出来3毛。"大婶看着他。
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"看什么看,我们这里实行双向收费。如果你办个厕所套餐的话,就可以单向收费了。
"行,我付钱。"老总掏出十块钱。
"大便还是小便?"大婶捏住钱问。
"大便,快点。"
"恩,你需要办理套餐吗?如果你一次性大便五十次,可以给你优惠再大便三十次。"大婶说。
"别说了,我先进去,马上出来付钱。"老总进去后,选择了最后一个坑位爽了好久后出来了。
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"所以,老总先生,我们这里不刷卡,总共你要付59.4元钱,如果逾期不交纳,按每日千分之三的费用计滞纳 金,我方不另行通知,到积累到千元我方将通过法律手段催缴"。
大婶刚刚说完,移动老总"扑通"一声倒在小便池里!!
移动老总迷迷糊糊的说:还有没有王法了?
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