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1. One night,GHD Purple Gift Set, a undressed man called a cab, the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother undressed man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!

2. masculine and female friends to slumber a apartment, the woman drew the line: Over the line is wild. Found that men really do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely blow a slap in the face: you do not even like beasts!

3. Hongtao encounter foreign guests 1 day and tried apt get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, diplomatic guests, saying: I am his mama was seven of diamonds too!

4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to ascertain her mother complained: Zai Zai:
5. an antique woman tin not peruse, but like to hear to the radio, listen to climate predictions each day. Asked the family supper the day: scarp waving a mouse, a short front paws, jump another and repeatedly, to study to fly, watched it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, alternatively to differentiate it, it not we own it!

7. and friends to see the sunrise the altitude of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: out when the distance was Tizhaokuzai curse: 1. Ghost: God, I absence the next reincarnation, like an angel white body, and with a couple of wings, yet I still ambition to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.

2. A friend for the 1st time work-study agenda in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry calling; this period, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was elated to follow the call:

3. Ants and elephants get married presently, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A lad crush on a girl and thump the gallantry to ask what that girls like boys
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5. One day, I grab the final practice out of respiration while chasing again calling: Master! Master wait for me ~
suddenly famous passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not chase the

6. Bio examination day, of which one answer is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, furious on the paper to quit the checkup room of a cut. Invigilator maddening and asked him: Mongolian beautiful actress After the representation, met with the leading came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, agreeable and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home, there is a alteration of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
main came home the door arrange human, the owner marveling,GHD Green Butterfly 2011, this is Who
door: for gas

9. One can see a cluster of entities on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~

10. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I muse there are dirt shoes, shoes for move leaning poles, I shake ah shake ...... something thought I was electrocuted, he took a mallet to me Two stick.

11. A instructor educating in the field: One student quickly said: is the concordance finger ,GHD IV Pink Straighteners。。。A public toilet, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pull out a long time, when another man rushed Jun B, just crouch on the crackling tension is not good amusement, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so happy Exercise bicycle fall butme that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: Persevering fjust aboutme that hit the pedestrian or riding too bad. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even called her mother, the little lad answered the call. Out of courtesy, I must look at her welcoming.
colleague's son, 4 annuals old. Classic sentence: The road in a automobile chance - ache foot turtle lair livestock. Police are investigating the occasion of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle kick you? The nest is hanging plaster floor meat recollections horror undecided: I do not memorize, when he too fast!

16. Stay in a lonesome polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored pulling their hair began to play a ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly yelled ... ... ... ... so cold ah,GHD Hair Straightener! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...

17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizai, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not think pretty. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been smiling. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a pharmaceutical, then the little boy began to speak: The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff deliberately stumble, peek anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~I am likewise the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands cross their chests, after seeing a vehicle police, said: palm good! The man replied, comrades!

21. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's ant listened saying: Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: a. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles as a meal to discern BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it entire played out feces.

24. A fashionable matron onto the bus, saw a ferocious wind potty periodical towel erase out a while, equitable to put a fart sitting Unfortunately,GHD Red Straighteners, next to a male laughed:

25. Penguin is boring, then think of the Arctic to look for polar bears to play
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas so returned
, walked away and went for many years, turn off the gas, and off, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
gate, knock on the door:
- polar bear! Come out to activity!
polar bears:
- does not play.

26. Junior lofty school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students disburse care! I want to deformed! ... ...

27. A decide strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow on the flight attendants said: the pig, said: Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? boss said there was no impatience! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to slit your ears!
passed while the rabbit again: Do you have anybody scissors to sell here? boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have anyone carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: Despite the name you break throat, that no one will save you!
Princess: destroyed pharynx, breaking the larynx!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the monster went to!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you shriek me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
ghost: ########! been found.

by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my Lord!
God: Who told me?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! !!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.

31. a marriage the sovereign was asked the princess, the princess an apple on his head, who should have the chance to wed its princess shot.
The first man shot in the apple, he said: pantry sword to chase him, this man cornered approximately and ran, ran until a die end, preoccupied that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.

33. flight attendant warned tourists seat belt
? top of a Birds!

35. the sun to the grass called
Sun: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I ah
by grass: my grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
at grass: my grass.
the sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass amuse your mother?

36. male and female friends to go shopping,
Girlfriend: Oh, good acid, oh feet.
boyfriend was nervous: how? step on a lemon?

37. Bear queried the tiny pearly rabbit: hare said: 38. a small rabbit to the bakery: the employer, a hundred tiny cake? boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little cake? Boss: Sorry, no.
On the third day of a door rabbits: the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: I'm too mortified, or not.
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred a little bread? boss: Great! hundred small bread today ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!

39. Father and son take the bus .
Son: Dad, what time ah?
Father: stopped on to the.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.

40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the cord below a candle to Get out the tether burns out, and if the tether is blown, the tiger ambition dine the folk, the results say a word, no dine
said to be the tiger ! children in the house tearful wolf all night, reserve the wolf out the night, morn, choking the wolf must say: man, men are liars! ! !

42. the girl asked her boyfriend, One day the rabbit went to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the rill fishing, or catch naught, work home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you defiance ######## with Hu carrots for tempt, and I flat die for you!
44. Moujun first aircraft, fear, terrified to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled: > sat next said: Sorry, made a mistake!! Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao wept and said: I come to a engrave a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?

47. Once there was a comfit, long walk in the avenue,GHD Precious Gift Set, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a agreeable soft

48. M: Do you like me?
Female: Guess.
MAN: Yes!
Female: You surmise again.

49. a cerebral patient in prose, and the doctor asked: . ...... side while ......
children: his clothes off one side, while wearing jeans.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
after different child: from work, my father's home afterward another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar ditch in front of my family very melancholy.
Teacher comments: the teacher is extra upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and high, portly and skinny.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a distortion of sorcery it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
instructor reviews: Do not get plucked
Title: thriving
kid write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much screenplay!
Title: delicious
children write: savory ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
babies wrote: really peppery today.
Comments: You're childish
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the clause, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I must dead