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1. One night, a ########## man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, ########## angry and shouted: You have not seen his mother nude man it! Driver too furious: I see where you money from his mother!

2. man and petticoat friends to nap a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is savage. Found that men really do not get up up over the line, the woman the man severely hammer a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!

3. Hongtao encounter exotic visitors one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign visitors, saying: I am his mother was 7 of diamonds too!

4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: Zai Zai:
5. an age matron can not read, but like to hear to the radio, listen to climate forecasts every day. Asked the household banquet the day: scarp waving a mouse, a short front paws, bound again and again, to study to fly, saw it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, worried that: it father, or to tell it, it not we own it!

7. and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: out when the distance was Tizhaokuzai curse: 1. Ghost: God, I want the next reincarnation, like an saint white body, and with a couple of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated.

2. A friend for the first time work-study agenda in the park Maibing Gun, I am apologetic tearful; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: That friend one, but was happy to follow the call:

3. Ants and elephants get marital presently, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: A lad trample on a girl and blow the courage to ask what that girls like boys
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5. One day, I catch the last exercise out of respiration while chasing repeatedly calling: Master,GHD Classic Straighteners! Master wait for me ~
suddenly notable tourist stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me: Monkey King. You do not pursue the

6. Bio examination day, of which an question is to look at the legs of birds to surmise the names of birds. Really do not understand of a Health, offended on the periodical to quit the examination chamber of a cut. Invigilator very angry and asked him: Mongolian pretty actress After the performance, met with the leading came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your label? The actress replied excitedly, A man bought a parrot would say Liangzi Who, one day the owner was not at home, there is a alteration of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the gate lay person, the landlord surprising, this is Who
door: for gas

9. One can see a cluster of entities on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be working to the toilet, put his hand touched his jaws to lick the next point, and said, really is going to the toilet, yet fortunately did not step on! ~

10. The physician asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are dirt shoes, shoes for vibrate leaning poles, I jolt ah jolt ...... somebody thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick to me Two stick.

11. A instructor instructing in the field: One student speedily said: is the concordance finger 。。。A public lavatory, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did no pull out a long period, when another male rushed Jun B, fair crouch above the crackling tension namely not good fun, A monarch listened, said: Yeah, pull so happy Exercise bicycle because some that is, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun dread, shouting: Persevering because some that buffet the pedestrian alternatively riding too wrong. Pedestrians got furious: Day, even phoned her mommy, the tiny guy answered the phone. Out of courtesy, I have to look at her saluting.
colleague's son, 4 years old. Classic sentence: The road in a motorcar accident - hurt foot turtle nest livestock. Police are investigating the reason of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The lair is hanging plaster ground meat recalls panic undecided: I do not memorize, when he too quickly!

16. Stay in a lonely polar bear on ice in a daze, really bored pulling their hair began to play a ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly yelled ... ... ... ... so cold ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...

17. Colleague's daughter is a small Meirenpeizai, her mother came back from kindergarten often ask her: I do not think beautiful. A couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been smiling. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a medication, then the little boy began to speak: The two men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a cliff accidentally stumble, peep anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~I am also the top, a man riding a bicycle, the handlebars are not palms, hands along their breasts,GHD Hair Straightener NZ, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! The man answered, comrades!

21. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a melody that narrated the ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his sibling Dist, said: a. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin immediate noodles, immediate noodles for a meal to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.

24. A fashionable woman onto the bus, saw a fierce atmosphere potty paper towel obliterate out a while, just to put a fart sitting Unfortunately, next to a man laughed:

25. Penguin is boring, then muse of the Arctic to look for polar bears to activity
waded away, walked for numerous annuals, is coming, do not suddenly think of it home, turn off the gas so returned
, walked away and went for many years, turn off the gas, and off, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knock on the door:
- polar bear,GHD IV Salon Straighteners! Come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.

26. Junior lofty educate, a math teacher speaking equation change, a coiled sleeves on the podium loudly: students disburse consideration! I want to deformed! ... ...

27. A judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A decide said: I did not ask you. Aircraft, the crow on the flight assistants said: the piglet,GHD Deluxe Midnight 2011, said: Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? boss said there was no impatience! After a child repeatedly asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come behind trouble and I took the scissors to mow your ears!
passed while the rabbit again: Do you have anybody scissors to sell here? boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have whichever carrots to sell here ... ...
30.
devil devil seize the princess said: Despite the name you break larynx, that no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: talk of the devil went to!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a specter!
ghost: ########! been base.

by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Off I Pishi!
devil: oh, my Lord!
God: Who told me?!
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! !!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.

31. a marriage the king was asked the princess, the princess one apple on his brain, who ought have the chance to marry its princess shot.
The first man shot in the apple, he said: pantry knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, analytic that this is over, the patient said: you sword, which you chase me.

33. flight attendant exhorted passengers seat belt
? top of a Birds!

35. the sun to the grass called
Sun: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I ah
at grass: my grass, you in the end Who
sun: I day, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
at grass: my grass.
the sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass, I at his mother, the grass amuse your mother?

36. male and female friends to go shopping,
Girlfriend: Oh, good mordant, oh feet.
boyfriend was nervous: how? step on a lemon?

37. Bear inquired the little pearly rabbit: hare said: 38. a small hare to the bakery: the foreman, a hundred little cake? boss: not. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry,GHD Leopard Grain, not.
On the third day of a door rabbits: the boss, a hundred little bread? boss: I'm too mortified, or not.
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred a little bread? boss: Great! hundred small bread today ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!

39. Father and son take the bus .
Son: Dad, what time ah?
Father: stopped on to the.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.

40. There was a man and a tiger knotted to two trees, respectively, the Tigers knotted the cord underneath a bougie to Get out the tether burns out, and if the cord is blown, the tiger will dine the folk,GHD Purple Gift Set, the results say a word, no eat
said to be the tiger ! children in the house calling wolf all night, reserve the wolf out the night, morn, choking the wolf have to say: man, men are liars! ! !

42. the girl asked her boyfriend, One day the rabbit went to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the rill fishing, or grab nought, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a huge fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you dare ######## with Hu carrots as bait, and I smooth dead for you!
44. Moujun 1st plane, alarm, fearful to open eyes, eyes open afterward 15 minutes, see out the window and yelled: > sat next said: Sorry, made a fault!! Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's cilia. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good drag. Yet another hair stylist deliberately knocked off the root. San Mao watched the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?

47. Once there was a jellybean, long walk in the avenue, suddenly said: Oh, my feet a good soft

48. M: Do you favor me?
Female: Guess.
MAN: Yes!
Female: You guess again.

49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked: . ...... side while ......
children: his clothes off one side, while wearing jeans.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one of my left foot ache.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
after another child: from work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: You have several dads in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar ditch in front of my home very sorrowful.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and high, portly and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
babies write: palatable ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
children wrote: actually hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: efirst and foremost, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die