Husband and wife of 11 creative a joke

(a)
Dayong on a business trip, a sudden return home,GHD Pink Limited Edition, at the door to listen a man snoring sound. Dayong quietly away, sent a message to his wife: Three annuals later they meet again in a metropolis, his wife asked: among husband and wife is not the most indispensable enthusiasm and impulse,GHD Precious Gift Set, but the confidence, even look or listen something,GHD MK4 Kiss Straighteners, at fewest give each other a chance to explain, because even now it is seen and heard things,GHD NZ, but likewise may be a newness ingredient.
(b)
reprimanded her husband said: The spatula is also accustom to 'youth' also. Love is to attach the beautiful around us.
(c)
a couple man talked approximately the long-term harmony. A regional journalist inquired the secret of a elated marriage, the husband unraveled to reporters, said: ah, which start with the from our honeymoon. Our honeymoon to the Grand Canyon, which we must Riding on a donkey to the ravine bottom, merely it did not take long worked, my wife's ass to fall and my wife voicelessly said: the premier time, not long later the bird on the road repeatedly donkey and a fall and my wife silently said: The second time, not half a mile donkeys and fall down, and when my wife dragged out her revolver and shot a mule hand. I can not engage with her action, began arguing with her, then, my new wife quietly said to me: the first time ... ...
【Explanation】 matrimony must be some awesome base line, via each other test and understand where each other's bottom line, a conscious concession, not let their impunity.
(d)
Kobayashi said to his wife: bought a microprocessor, you want me to purchase exactly the same as his home calculator, instrument allows you to see how to do? Road.

【Explanation】 Do not always go than others, not to follow blindly a household, each couple has their own situation, can not entirely duplicate something else's happiness,GHD IV Dark Straighteners, pleasure is favor that lived up to .
(e)
Kobayashi neighbors home, see Kobayashi was standing appearance, so he took strange to ask: said:
ebb Kobayashi said: the door every 2 people.
(VI)
husband: What is your response to ah. on the. But in fact not really ambition to split the need to quarrel, the quarrel was the native intention of venting rage more,GHD Purple Butterfly 2011, and to restore emotions.
(VII)
a pair sitting ashore waterfront damages, the husband is always seeing each of the quondam, a beautiful girl, his wife reprehended her husband, said: the person! 【Explanation】
some mini dupe out of person ecology, not to quell, the conviction does not touch the bottom line in the time, leaving tiny space and no injure, folk really ambition have Shenmeipilao.
(VIII)
have a couple age just watching TV, nibbling seeds, entire of a sudden my wife shouted from the kitchen: : Also after a when his wife and screaming: wine, loosening, and after an hour, her husband feel guilty heart, decided to go home to trim those things, but the family namely it all repaired, asked his wife: said: production out with me again! '】 behind the responsibility of marriage, should attempt to do anyone household chores, if it were not for hands-on, and must have a solution, not to a
(IX)
a couple fishing in the rill, his wife always nagging non-stop for a fish anchor.
wife said: can not be bent at his own favorites. Such as
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(XI)
a wealthy man got his wish to marry a beautiful actress. Bridal wedding night, they soulful course as the other kings.
groom said: O little secret.
solitude as you tin tell me, and I judged to tell you my little secluded. bald ... ... : taken out of the eye socket, the original of his left eye is a imitation.
groom went on to say: wrinkles is done;
bride speaks, After a baby to say: slow-down: But you do so well, I'll tell you OK - in fact, I had no a female, I was act a ###### change operation ... ... it ... ... , the extra rotated out, the more noxious apt the marital relationship.