When watching a wrong mood , cramps tin smile !

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1. One night, a ########## man cried a cab, the driver gazed at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother undressed man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
2. male and female friends to nap a chamber, the matron drew the line: Over the line is brutal. Found that men really do not get up up over the line, the woman the man severely buffet a slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
3. Zai Zai was my dad repaired, he went to find her mom complained: ;
4. Mongolian smart actress After the performance, met with the presidency came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not half a day consumer was incensed, agreeable and asked: What's your appoint? The actress replied excitedly,
5. A man bought a parrot would mention Liangzi Who,GHD IV Styler, 1 day the landlord was not at home,GHD Mini Styler, there is a alteration of gas to knock on the door.
Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner marveling, this is Who
door: for gas
6. One can discern a bunch of entities on the road, knelt down, sniffed that may be working apt the restroom, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, and said,
really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not tread on! ~

7. Penguin is boring, then think of the Arctic to look in polar bears to play
walked away, walked for many years, is coming, do not suddenly calculate of it home, turn off the gas so returned
, walked away and went for many years, turn off the gas, and off, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knock aboard the door:
- polar bear! Come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.
8. A hare into a mart to query the boss: Do you have anyone carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit another Q: Do you have whichever carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no,GHD Diamond Flag Styler! After a child afresh asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to hack your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here

9. Bear asked the little white rabbit: Take rabbits bottoms.

10. Rabbits to the bakery: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: no. The next day the rabbit came again: the boss, a hundred little bread? Boss: Sorry, no.
a door on the third day the rabbit: the employer, a hundred tiny cake? Boss: I'm too entangled,GHD Midnight Collection, or not.
skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss,GHD Dark Styler, a hundred little bread? Boss: Great! Today, a hundred small bread ~!
rabbit: Great! Give me two!
11. The premier day, the pearly rabbit to the creek fishing, caught nought, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing,GHD Salon Styler, or grab nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a huge fish to bound out from the river, directed by the rabbit shouted:
If you defiance ######## with Hu carrots as tempt, and I flat dead for you!
12. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, listened a man learned their children: Wolf was smothered, said: men, men are liars !!!

consciousness!
What is happiness? Happiness is a feline fish, dog meat, Altman played little monster!
What is happiness, pleasure is: cold climate, I did no cotton jacket, you have, you cheerful than I; I'm hungry, not food, you have, you happy than I; I go to the bathroom, Hang on a baby, you squatting there anymore, you're merry than I am.
saw Eagles know the old is not a problem; saw Brokeback Mountain, that gender is not a problem; saw King Kong, merely to find species is not a problem; think of Ghost, the incipient life and necrosis actually know how to ... not a problem! (^ O ^)