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these things, we are familiar ... haha, too funny friends
1. Boss: Buy socks ah! Three greenbacks one pair ah!
me: cheaper Well, three pairs of ten dollars!
boss: I have more than the purchase price of a few, ah, tin not sell ... ...
2: I have the time to buy lamb skewers
out four fingers on the boss > boss kept a jaws said: " Premier Zhou ... ... "
4: noon to cook, my mommy gave me a kettle of carrots: I'm in high school, see a nice buddy to buy a pie to eat at the school door, you know Well, high school Yongnaoguodu constantly hungry, I quickly scamper up first whack at him, then grabbed his to eating a morsel of pie, but also Mamalielie said, not really emotional, to buy bread, bought me not one, not to swallow the results of a cookie, looked up and saw only to find the erroneous human, it's no problem, I later really my side of his mouth I'm sorry also that pie bite the hand of a plug toward that man ran away, the whole process at one go! ! !
remember back to the school gate looking back, that the men still standing in the stall before the holding of the pie pieced daze it. I still think this can not assist myself periodically his fist or two! ! ! !
6. buy popsicles. 1.5 yuan. Boss 10. 8.5 yuan boss Keep the alteration. 8.5 yuan and then thrown into the trash. Think not, popsicles anew thrown into the trash. Left hand, a cold ice cream ... ...
paper where the terminal turn their litter ~
7: a dinner at the noodle shop on a very slow hungry. Finally incapable to bear Paizhuo Howling, ambitioned to mention I do not put on the table and flip the noodle!
results say: " foreman!!!! do not I put on the table and dine noodle !!!!& quot;
the mart later 3 seconds muffle Comedy shame to the table ... ... ... ...
8. One day, cousin and I catch the bus, and eventually to one other, can people in the car too much, simply not make it on the front door. We had to brush the front door of the card on the back door cars can be too many people in the car, but also not make it on the back door.
so, the driver and our big brother to discuss: " I first fired the car, slowly open the car behind you with that running. This puzzled me and cousin " ah: What the way to ah? may have no alternative but to run with the rear end of the car. seeing to steer out of about ten meters,GHD Mini Styler, suddenly a screaming cease, the travelers on embark could clutch the body, all in front of the car to go behind, the back door suddenly make a big a location. At this point, the driver welcomed us proudly Big Brother: " faster, faster ......& ; quot;
9: I have surnamed Zhu, treatment element apartment. One time someone call my cell phone: No word.
11: Mom and Dad fight, my dad gas simply said: goals. After a meantime, B got the ball, A ball passed apt him shouting aloud. B has shot the ball out of their own. Results A furious cried: I'm just actually blind dog eyes ... ...
crowd laugh halo
13: college, we queried how a man fighting Manchester United, he said excitedly: , and David Beckham received a yellow panel end of the 2! up and shouted a pound the table: Who will bolt, intervened his mouth!!! ... ... the entire class silence
15: just work to academy, naval training, the enterprise administrator did no understand where the accent, shouting password - Left drill! By his son aboard the Tsinghua University Department of Architecture, which is the purpose he came to Beijing, he was specially arrogant of his son, the sum we are talking approximately his son, and each period so that Tsinghua) University of toad (Construction) Department. . .
moth to the frogs and toads whether there do not convert a snack. . .
17. repairing a microcomputer,GHD Hair Straightener, a clot of phlegm spit into the host carton, the results of the microcomputer found current hardware pop-up ~
18. a person is speeding bicycle, Suddenly he heard someone singing: gogogo, I thought: Damn it, I will , ah, weary Boom Leia fell in the trench, then the person next, said: **, differentiate you Gully trenches,GHD Midnight Collection, also riding
19: Yesterday a colleague asked me. Section of the festival how to jot? I answered: cursive role, plus a vacation in the first section underneath to clear cursive character brain! All the staff of hilarious! I am not respond ~~~~~~~!
20: and leadership, people drink, holding up his cup and loudly: " Let it die! " Was idea peppery ......
21: boss, there is no toilet paper eat card?
22: Remember the time to buy a fruit called Elizabeth, and I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? The boss as yet resided
23: General appointment of the smoking manager, said: smoking is smothered,GHD Green Styler!!
24. A brother to the toilet, the results strayed into feminine toilets, urinals inside and ascertain that, does not feel right, but fortunately not one inside the female toilet. He then calmly hiked out. When the door is faced with a mm in, mm,GHD Purple Gift Set, and he kick it a face to face, reddened, the premier a low, turned and drilled to the masculine toilets.
25. high school, a buddy class, students in 1981, is not that special old ......
The following is a point when things by bus:
High School when it buddy seat bus to school, for the long road, when bored, sitting next to a 35-year-old man accosted him, the man on the mouth to sentence: more such treatment, it is not exceedingly surprised, very silence reply: The second sentence of the man:
third sentence: The man stared at amazement that erratic buddy, read a full ten seconds, to the sentence: to the site, the car has started. So I had to side chasing barefoot and shout: We did not practice all die a few days, the whole body is green, and some leg muscle strain but also, I impair more powerful.
afternoon I go to class, on the third layer, my legs could not lift it up, it so hard to go up, simply mail the leg straight up. I was walking, I listened a girl with her boyfriend behind, said: I listened someone phone to the bus station motorcar song, a male called into the said: " I am outdoor, go family and buy a stamp, and had the New Year in Beijing. I would like to point anthem. "
host asked him: " song you want to give who? "
I did want to must ask, who have to be far parents, and who knows he replied: " I want to point a Jordan Chan's entire staff to the Beijing Railway Station and all the votes traffickers! "
29. a subject requires that the following 4 sentences interlocked with narrated words:
1), Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2), Heidi Zhang sister stubborn to learn;
3), Zhang Haidi sister learned several diplomatic languages;
4), Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct reply ought be: " Zhang Haidi sister although paralyzed, yet difficult to learn, not merely capable several foreign languages, but too learned acupuncture.
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more raging child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed
30. yesterday to visit the countryside, really made me feel proud as a while!
day two of us were in the field of the road watching the crop, much to see around a group of foreigners in regional farmers than the plan's gestures. out of curiosity, I noiselessly went up to them Not far after, they want to hear what to say.
that several foreigners (about Americans), while looking through a booklet alike to English-Chinese dictionary, while using very criterion Chinese pronunciation: How do I to reach the external .....
I thought, oh, it should be on the avenue.'m strange to watch the foreigners to our farmers how to say brother.
the bewildered laborer brothers. I thought, Oh, Big Brother is too low ability to understand it?
foreigner he could not comprehend a look, more anxious: WE, I, you, go, go, you want to .....
The farmer brothers or bewildered ...
foreigners more worried, and began stomping, sweating ...
this time this group of fifty-year-old dancing in front of the American farmer, said the thing that I think the visit to the countryside highest sentence of harvest: can you speakingenglish?
31. One night drinking with some friends, several folk have drank too much. one to slumber in the street, we could not elevate to migrate him to a dispute he was seeing for something covered, do not arrest a cold. A few days later to see him, he said the next daytime woke up and found him lying three bikes.
32. Ge You eat on the way to the toilet, came back watery pants, and friends : how rainy pants? Ge: often! Friends puzzled, Ge: often the people around you suddenly turn scatter the urinary cried: I depend on! Ge You is not it? !
33. campus, a day school at convergence, class members want to make one inventory of what amusements to girls in the class is not homogeneous. To members of sports (a ** male) said: You go to class girls removed it. Sports members by surprise, and quietly asked: first, what pro ... ... pro? The pedagogue thought for a moment and said: of way,GHD Pink Styler, by student number to