A colossal accumulation of comic sentences

1, I am so fond of you, what would you like me O death
2, I allow you into my world, but you're not allowed to walk nigh my world.
3, clearly show easy to hide, dark bottom difficult to prevent.
4, Day did not drip anyone on me, I'm still painful mind, work my muscles.
5, clutch your hand, know the Zaichou, explosion into tears, the child does not take me away.
6, not long southern ruddy beans, long my face, meditative the truth!
7, I am convinced that there will be a woman is tortured along my came to this world.
8, Journey to the West to tell us: where there are devils in the background have been picked up, those who have no background annihilated by a mallet.
9, do you have any unhappy things? Say it to make us cheerful.
10, clean down medicine distribution bottles, hanging to the rope, jumping, waving a small handkerchief off.
11, although your body spray cologne, but I can still vaguely smell smelt scum.
12, I swear your purchasing immediate noodles without seasoning parcels.
13, how can exertion to cut down do not dine ah.
14, my mother queried me if I have a girlfriend what,Christian Louboutin Sandals, I said no, my mama said: you can have, and I said: This truly is not ... ...
15, the ideal is full, the reality is quite skinny.
16, Lei Feng did not go down nice, but Everything Diary inside.
17, I'm not the RMB, how to make everyone like me? !
18, is unable to extricate themselves, in counting to the teeth as well as love.
19, when life in the berth vicious black humor, everything became engaged, I yielded to become itself into a highly educated ruffian.
20, period is too thin, too broad fingers.
21, mini girls are looking for a nightmare white, opened his eyes bring ... to an endthe world that does not slip autumn gray donkey, distraught, you can only pick from the donkeys in the able-bodied, this donkey is Name: economical type.
22, I'm going to cry, I'm going downtown, night night without sleep, his hand a bottle of sleeping drugs tablets, hold a small rope to hang himself. Have to fall in love another ugly, talking approximately the world is full of love.
23, our goal: to money, to make thick.
24, I turned to forget you passerby, so how can companion you to the horizon Love consumed?
25, intermittent symptoms during the attack of depression, if you're strangers, acquaintances do not detect.
26, no health warranty and life assurance, after dingy, not courageous ... ...
27, poetry and drawing will not, cook and Xianlei.
28, said that money is malign, are fishing; that charm is a source of difficulty, all you want; that alone at the top, all in ascending; that alcohol harms the body, do not discontinue; that paradise is good, do not go!
29, mobbed bus is contained Sanda, yoga, judo, equilibrium beam and numerous other amusements and fitness programs in an integrated movement.
30, his aging mother Hogan opened an evildoer to know you had.
31, hand in my pocket, and who do not love.
32, holding a kitchen knife and cut the wire, all the access to spark with speedy.
33, single is not difficult, the trouble is to cope with those who do want you to end the single.
34, What is happiness? happiness is what you eat fish, I eat pork, seeing others Ken Gutou.
35, read a paperback ten years, think of it in kindergarten with better merge!
36, they said I was BT, I do CT, the results of my ET.
37, my strengths are: I'm handsome; but my weakness is: My handsome apparent.
38, I was on a fool's seeds, the results under the rain ... ... drowned.
39, many people say that marriage is the tomb of love, but love can be buried corpses on the avenues is better than violence.
40, free to learn feng shui, accounting for a good death can be considered to make up for the tomb of his lifetime of repent can not supply good housing
41, said that with only two alternatives, or come from alive or get down to dying I consider I have a third choice: too engaged to die.
42, Chunkun lack of autumn feeble summer, the winter just sleep.
43, not their own thoughts, the grief can not a standing ovation themselves, the results can not be self-created, since I can not be happy.
44, a child grow up, I thought I could retention the world, and so grow up they detect that the entire world can not save me.
45, if you are destined to not give the feedback I expect. then kept at a safe distance outside of it.
46, please do not put me on your tolerance, your sense of scandal as the capital.
47, a woman's virtue to be unaware, I have to be cursed out.
48, Zhuge Liang before coming out with a soldier did not, ah, you want me to have work experience Pingsha.
49, R & B with hip-hop's morale came to life like the erhu.
50, ostrich happiness, just a bunch of sand.
51, God, too blue! The sea is too salty! Life is too complicated! Work, too tired! And you, and by accident! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far!
52, woke up, days are dark
53,Christian Louboutin Shoes, was usual friends looking at the stars, onward with our tears, he had wanted to, it is because I sprained neck.
54, Tiechu to ground into a needle, but can only be ground into toothpicks Mu Chu, substance does not, more effort is needless.
55, fool stole the wallet of beggars was blind see, the dumb yelling to unconcerned shocked, hunchback to come forward, and the lame a punt, wanted to pull him criminal of the Public Security Bureau, Asako said, look at my face Forget it.
56, you must figure out the script of his life - not your parents sequel to the prequel namely not your children, yet not outdoor the treatises of your friends.
57, in fact, you and I are the same, everybody in the installation, the opener is to be installed as, and fraught a circular, there is a threshold, put ahead to become to become the legendary Xingqingzhongren, not installed to stuck in there. Is kamen
58, opened his eyes to think one day woke up and found myself sitting in the desk seat school classroom. Teachers just discard to first buffet the pastel on his forehead.
59, youngsters are not Hu as rash, fearless defiance, and ask where's the theme of old age, then the new year.
60, as a monster, my appetite is to eradicate at fewest one Altman.
61, a few decades to the crematorium all of us to encounter a bunch of my pile of ashes you who do not know who all sent to the countryside to do fertilizer ~
62, perception of the United States, is to make were disturbed; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so silly that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right daytime perdition.
63,Christian Louboutin Mary Janes, I thought I was very decadent, today I knowledgeable that I had scrapped the incipient.
64, immature man is to the ideal character of brave sacrifice, the brand of a mature man can be menial to the ideal alive.
65, life is like Zude's mouth, the next you not know who will be disadvantageous.
66, the sun lukewarm, quiet days is good, you do not, I defiance grow age?
67, were not beautiful, but also study from others bald.
68, my opinion of God, lustrous moment in the United States. mortals if you're ...
69, was young, we often directed at the mirror and make faces; old age, the mirror be even.
70, to work! ! Audi to your My Dior.
71, I am a white-collar workers: Today I got paid, to pay the rent utilities, to buy the oil rice noodles, touching his pocket, sighed loudly, and white-collar wages this month, the ...
72, your hand, the child away. Child say no to go,Christian Louboutin, well, close the dogs!
73, life is like that. Always occupied the location of utter leading. When the many moron hurrahed to control the living mains of fate, but can not penetrate the sky on a higher life, revealing the face of jeer irony.
74, he is a pot of water, gushed into your pile of rice, a few years after, into a ripe wine with water, and you become a cloud of discarded putrid rice, is not useless, but also The pigs used.
75, do not ambition to be slaves of the human, willing to be slaves of the yuan.
76, I am not a luck teller on the bridge, the chatter not so much you want to listen the knock.
77, lives two decades of memorable words have my size of head seizures, spinal cord spasm. Always to no avail.
78, true knights, did not dare to face their own make-up face.
79, Tian tong lao - looks are too, there are three hundred sixty-five inner rift, every crack in a letter to seasons four words, the vicissitudes of life to the demon.
80, asset often the circumstance, but also it was too late to turn back, even now you are willing to become a horse, not necessarily look behind, waiting for you.
81, who we always thought that he could die for love, in truth, people love die, it will merely place in the Who Loved a probe on the bar, and then we tears, hurling and chronic ailment into health, tempered into a iron - --- (knows how to excel in the steel is not it?).
82, you are not the wind, I was not sand, and then not touching but likewise to the horizon, dried tears, morrow a.m., we must work.



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1, no one took my hand, I suspect pocket.
2, my interests can be divided into 2 kinds of static and dynamic, static is to nap, the dynamic is turning ...
3, standing O at a crossroads in life.
4, only three days of life, people who live in yesterday, perplexed; people who live in wait for tomorrow; live in today, the most practical.
5, can not Because, we have the vacations, you put me as a festival before.
6, standing in the rice crossroads of life, I am more confused.
7, language is not startling refuses to shame.
8, where the falls, where Paqi ... ... there is all fall, I guess that where there was a pit!
9, do not acquaint jokes at the shore would cause
10, the weather cold as a joke, like a sentence of life over ridiculousness.
11, do not use your temper, to dare my persona, it will make you die with great sense of tempo!
12, bad guys need strength, scum need taste.
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14, my people do not understand music, so when not sly, but not the transfer time.
15, how would suddenly want to cry? Can I have some small River of sadness?
16, I have been scampering in the field of hope, notwithstanding it sometimes disappointing tumble.
17, from heaven to hell, I passed via globe!
18, first love is infinitely good, fair hanging early.
19, will be bad, or will be counted on the measure, anyhow, will the.
20, the tongue than teeth longer, more software than hardware longer.
21, the difficulties of marriage is namely we are and love every other's avails, but the shortcomings of her life together.
22, exhausted of peregrination is from their own place to linger other places to reside exhausted.
23, stood outside to argue those who undergo pain, is a very easy thing to do.
24, years is favor a creek, left bank is unable to forget the memories, grasp the right bank is worthwhile of their youngster, the navel of quick streaming youth faint sad.
25, whether you can not stomach me, that is not your mind is too taper, that is my individuality is also excellent.
26, days are sunny seethe.
27, two tragedies in life: One is despair, 1 self-assured.
28, tonight, let us warm with the cold war!
29, not superstitious, just charming.
30, sad little people who nectar brandy, lonely people love to sing old anthems.
31, Laona Fahao guy.
32, Gongsui lusty, without an signal in vain.
33, the line to the water to the meager, thirsty; sitting watching clouds every now and then, dizziness.
34, alas! The said that, not to say murmured.
35, the rabbit does not eat the corner of the grass, not to mention a bad quality, why not look around.
36, are parallel, the center is licensed.
37, dress better, a brick Liaodao.
38, I want to dream, to make up a child thumping cattle.
39, really pretty heroic to face up to crush the courage to face the frosty unattached.
40, as a typical failure, you were so successful.
41, did not advert not because of forgotten, but because the mind.
42, I want the world to know thatI am low-key.
43, a lazy no distraction
44, a slip into the everlasting heroes.
45, the night gave me a black mouse, but I use it to melodrama until dawn
46, whenever Chong Fenghao sounded, I fast hid in the trench, because: I'm undercover!
47, either hammer you, I would have, and you fell out.
48, road is long Come, let us play the.
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50, when you do the time, no one will memorize; when you are wrong, even the breathing is wrong.
51, my hereafter is not a dream, my future dreams.
52, most women love a man is causative why she do not comprehend him.
53, put the idea of ​​the stock mart, the housing market fierce in stock.
54, distance is a beauteous, about look like the police.
55, the most hurtful words, the aggregate comes from the most tender mouth.
56, my site, you are a owner.
57, are iron, steel, Fan kid is a day not install Biede alarm!
58, face is given by others, his face is lost.
59,Christian Louboutin Discount, my dear, my eyelashes in the drowning ... ...
60, think too much is jump to ache too many.
61, turn left sadness, happiness arrived.
62, dream, everything is possible.
63, God will certainly excuse me, because that is his career.
64, face first, the feeble.