1, county secretary to catch the car, county secretary could not aid merely reach out and touch the snow-white thighs. County secretary asked: Do you memorize the Selected Works of Deng p. 216, paragraph 7 says anything? County reddened, and hurried to stop. After returning home, can not wait to turn Deng county referendum p. 216, paragraph 7, saw written above: bolder bigger afresh, the pace again ... ... County Paitui fast shouted: OMG , the number of theoretical perception is not forced to lose the chance to ah! Comrades, we have to learn the business ah! ! !
2, nuns take the priest's car, the path the monk laid his hand on the thigh pearly nuns, nuns laugh on the priest said: Do you remember the Bible says 129 is? Father's hands off the blush. back Father hurried home to open the Bible,
Balance arriesgado, 129, see above reads: / p>
3, male and petticoat colleagues work for a steer, parking intimacy, by the police investigation,
Q M: your car?
A: Units.
asked: She is your wife?
A: The unit is.
Police sigh:
4, a woman Xiaye Ban, a man followed up to no good, discreet alarm of women, passing the cemetery, inspiration, on the tomb said: Dad, I'm back, open the door ah. Men's big panic, Wawataijiao run. Women's peace of mind, was after hours leave, suddenly came from the grave sound gloomy: girl, you have forgotten his opener ah. Women's panic, and wah-wah flee. Then drilled a Tomb from the grave and said: by the tarry of my work, horrified you! Tomb of the Carter, base next to an old man holding the chisel a tombstone is strange, and asked the old man said angrily, perdition, they put my appoint on the wrong ... ... the excellent panic of grave pickpockets, cockroaches with flee. Old man sneer: hand, the old man is surprised and suddenly a voice said: Old crap out, rolling down a mound! Then climbed out of a garbage collector from the grass, willing to watch his aging mother today, how come? meeting apartments can not differentiate you not to open out, this location every time.
5,2008 second half of the work plan
2008 will have passed the first half of the past half year there are numerous problems working in groups, for which targeted the second half of the work plan for 2008 to every group of friends to do the following work: in the second half, we must near rooted in the group, hold high the all you know, laid to rest, To fundamentally alteration Message to have current ideas,
PULSERA NEGRA CON ARGENTINA, current ideas for irrigation, boasting breakthroughs, bickering have a new situation! Adhere to the Mutual promotion and mutual evolution, so that we base on a sustainable development path. At the same period resolutely implement the new ideas:
1, money is not the problem, the problem is money.
2, diamond is forever, one to bankruptcy.
3, water boat, also porridge.
4, Oh my Lord, besides one male and one female.
5, the blaze tries gold, gold can attempt a female, a woman can try man.
6, flaming annoy is not necessarily a priest, and may be the panda.
content among the workers to seriously study group hope, understand the spirit, carry ahead a copy to earnestly study and implement the assorted groups. Wen Jiabao, deeding for whether folk along the country said he was agreeable! When doing business, such as Chen cursor, save their own outlay, high moral persona! Wong Lo Kat meantime drinking beverages, the digit of contributors affected the first! When the study of Chinese-made ground, Long Shong, excluding profit good quality! RT-Mart shopping go to the Taiwan Strait namely a! Teachers ought learn Tan ages, with open wings nursing students! Two greenbacks a cup of Coke, KFC sold six years. A potato into strips, made of French fries and 7 dollars. Two pieces of cake a chip of flesh, sandwiched into a hamburger sold in dollars? Foreign money namely not small, the digit of earthquakes make donations? Nanzhuan not donate money to China, coming according a tiny acquisition. How tin a good citizen undertakings? Trouble under the sequel. Wong Lo Kat nameless,
PULSERA BLANCA CON LOGO XB, a alms to donate a million. Wake up brothers and sisters, flesh and blood conditions are intricately interlocked. Food and beverage journal necessities, made worse better than alien merchandise. Wong Lo Kat to drink from, do not buy domestic products pro-foreign merchandise. Sons and daughters of the kin, citizen rejuvenation through folk. Dear friends a turn, MO vain to be a Chinese citizen prosperity, by ourselves along.
6, a woman dressed in Zhengzhou walk the streets late at night, a policeman asked: of?
7, Wang through a villa, a accustom condom fly out the skylight from the second floor, equitable out in Wang's face. Wang was offended the door to come to this house coerced the door, one old marquis the gate.
Wang:
old man: condoms showed the age man
Wang said: p>
8, an day I saved the Buddha, the Buddha: I can let you make a wish. I am the Buddha: Let me group where always my friends healthy and happy forever! Buddha said: Only four days! I said: well, spring, summer, autumn, winter. Buddha said: three days. I said: Well, yesterday, today and morrow. Buddha said: No, for two days. I said: Well, during the daytime, black day. Buddha said: No, ashore the day! I said: Yes! Buddha asked: Which day? I said: I bottom all my friends live in each day! ! Buddha cried the ... ... said: Your group where friends will be healthy and happy everyday! -
9, the Central Organization Department recently issued a placard of inspection cadres at all levels of organization in the hereafter,
PULSERA NEGRA CON BANDERA, the cardinal way to play cards. Reasons:
cards melodrama well, that smart, purified playing cards, that idea remove,
cards played fine, that understand the economic,
XB 2011, playing cards are not afraid of bombing, that courageous,
[won Bu Zhisheng, indicating deep shrewdness, losing does not concession, strong sense of rivalry.
10, the civic administration to discuss approximately the ban, Miss
representative:
Miss: a not steal, do not grab the second and third do not oppose the Communist Party
police central position: line
Miss: No land, does not account for housing, work as long as a bed -
The Secretary of Homeland
happy to say: good -
Miss: Not a girl, do not birth to a boy, not difficulty to the government -
family planning manager nod: Yes -
Miss: no rumpus, no pollution, merely sometimes hurrahing a call
environmental conservation bureau, said: shriek it shriek it -
Miss: No asset, no loans, busy in the development of own equipment
Development and Reform Commission: Welcome Welcome -
Miss: laid-off girl, do not call, employment opportunities on your own -
Social Security Secretary
unable to say: Yes, yeah -
Miss: No taxes, no arrears, acquire earn fewer does not stuff -
satisfaction of Commissioner of Inland Revenue said: ah invaluable expensive -
Miss: No Xianzang, not afraid of tired, stimulating domestic demand, foreign exchange
Secretary of Foreign Trade
thumbs: generous -
Miss: Do not ask for trouble, no ridiculousness, resolute not to third parties -
Federation President
quite pleased to say: truce of idea ah -
Miss: not fearful apt fight, not fearful of Strickland, who had decided not to say that companion -
straight discipline secretary nodded: Good, unions need you
11, babies fight divorce, his wife confidently said: it? who is not who owns the card!?
12, had two ravens in the trees chatting, one male and one female, were talking while suddenly the sheep grazing under the tree died, it would only female crow was surprised to pointing, said: -
13, employees a day off to the employer, the foreman confided: 2 days off a aggregate of 104 days, leaving 261 days of work. you 16 hours a day away from work, 174 days, the remaining 87 days. Every day you spend at least 30 minutes online increase up to 23 days a year, left next 64 days. every time you cost 1 hour luncheon, and spent 46 days, and 18 days. Usually you 2 days per year sick leave, working hours so that you only 16 days. 5 vacations a year is not closed work, leaving only 11 days. Every year the enterprise also generously give you 10 days holiday, you must enrol for work one day, and you must be invited to this ########ing day off ---- --- died vomiting blood of the staff at present -
14, there is a mad, I do not know where to get a pistol, he was hiking in a small black alley. Suddenly encountered a youth man, neurotic individually from anything else on the floor of its security against his head with a pistol! Asked: 1 +1 = a few? Frightened juvenile man! Thought for a long time ~ cautious answer: equal to 2 `` `? Neuropathy not hesitate to kill him! Then drag the gun in his arms ~ cold said something: You know too much.
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1, adore, success -
2, affair,
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3, vocation and fortune
4, ease of mind of the -
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7, Maestro complacent
8, happy every day -
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