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people spew blood Riddles I would be good
1 in the world who suddenly become old?
answer: bride, because Today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 heart worth?
answer: 100 million, because the single-minded thing!
3 Typhoon weather to bring many money to go out?
answer: 40 million. because of typhoon weather did not ?
answer: Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people want to commit suicide?
[answer] to heaven accounting position
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: fear of 10000 fabric, paper equitable in circumstance.
reasons: not (cloth) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 questions: pencil name?
answer: Xiao
reasons: slit (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will convert?
answer: ice cream.
reason: ice emulsion (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 of the most hard-working, which figure is the most lazy?
answer: 1 idle; 2 hard
reasons: (1) do not do two (2) infinite .
10 question: how to make the calm sparrow?
answer: press it a morsel.
reasons: quiet (silent sparrow oppression).
11 Question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao Cao
; reason: that Cao Cao Cao Cao to
12 :30-50 answers which bear feces is more than powerful!
answer: 40
reasons: facts talk louder than man (Bear) dispute
13 questions: pen where the pigs bring an end to ... how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reason: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
reasons: likewise coax
15 9 月 28 is the birthday of Confucius, then October 28 is What day?
answer: Confucius moon
16 Wolf (suspect fruit)?
answer: carambola (sheep flee)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) whether still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 Kuaibing under two carp (four-character idioms)?
answer: polite (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why activity ache?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus event happened, all of them were injured, and why Bob is right?
answer: because he is not in the automobile
21 have a place to enter can not, ask what is this location?
Answer: Grave
22 chickens and geese 100 meters race, chicken run faster than the geese, why is it then to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the bad intention East
23 school bell rang, but not one student in the schoolroom, how is it?
answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but complimented her math educator is one of the best, why?
answer: calculate from one to two
25 When a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed along what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people mention that dining fish can avoid the hazard of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a feline to wear something eye
27 mouth no tongue
answer: teapot mouth
28 What variety of administration can not give mandates to have the old Pei Xiao others?
answer: the fashionable Long met with a police commander
29 thief started apt run, why?
answer: to rapidly seize the day tomorrow thief
30 small chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad expiration, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
31 than the tree frog Why can jump high?
answer: because the tree will not bound
32 scraping the face 4 or five times, his face still has a beard. What is the cause?
Answer: Pharaoh was a hairdresser
34 What flowers can not touch
answer: What sparks
35 can solve all the puzzle?
Answer: The reply
3 6 when, Times Square, the peal will ring 13 under?
Answer: The fix time
37 Hou in archaic times, what people did when my father first as a father?
answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
answer: the toilet when
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful? Why?
answer: black fowl mighty,GHD Red Straighteners, can lower the pearly eggs,GHD Rare Straighteners, pearly fowl eggs could not make black.
40 Why do we all like to sit and see films?
Answer: Because the foot stand to see sour
41 will be abolished early learn auditorium, what are the implications?
answer: half an hour fewer slumber Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the mediator, may I ask who would triumph tortoise and the rabbit?
answer: can not say that! That the people who are pig ...
43 ducks two women and one thousand words are similar, as well?
answer: preposterous (chicken) of almost
44 family has a pig planter and the donkey, the New Year when you massacre a pig or a donkey farmer first?
answer: you are compliant to peddler (fatuous pig) or slay the donkey (ass)
45 aeroplane to fly so tall Why not buffet the stars?
answer: because the stars will did not bother him. Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are unfamiliar with




1 Who is the king of the beasts?
2 ● Zoo what will appear after death? ●
3 movies What people can not wear a cap? ● nut
4 bookstores can not purchase any books? ● testament
5 elephants left ear like? ● What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? ● tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not consider it strange it? ● hands, feet
8 family asked the physician the patient's condition, doctors only heaved five fingers, his family started to cry, what causes it? ● If something happens
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice,GHD Purple Straighteners, why dead geese and chickens did not dead? ● goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? ● CD
11's longevity secluded? ● Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more furious, it will be greater? ● temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what is spent? ● plastic bloom
14 Chang-e why I like living on the moon? ● Chang moths eat rabbit pork
15 where the road narrowest? ● Yuanjialuzhai
16 necrosis fart called? ● disappear
17 when somebody knocked on the gate, you never say Come? ● restroom
18 in the world's smallest isle is? ●
19 refuges on the road when the globe exploded, where the most secure? ● perdition
20 real man who is henpecked team together to argue how to revive the reputation of man, and suddenly I listened their wives to the , we flee, merely merely one human did not run, why? ● fainting die afterward
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? ● What is the word level word
22 prevalent around the world? ● Arabic
23 a baby and one mature walking in the black night, a child is an mature son, adult child is not the dad, may I ask why? ● Because they are the mother-child relationship
24 two couples of father and son to buy a hat, why only buy 3? ● grandfather, father and son
25 beat hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? ● Hammer Of course not damaged

26 tigers pursue a person is suddenly in front of a river, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? ● fainted
27 world boxing champion knocked down very easily be what? ● slumberous
28, a woman divorced several times to play a four-character idioms? ● before the public (work) to make gas (relinquished)
29 human who stutter do everything the maximum losses? ● long-distance phones
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? ● onto the other foot
31 ? ● In fact, you do no understand my heart
33 men with drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? ● toast Monastic
34 of the 8 in half, how many? ● 0
35 while the sun from the west? ● curse while
36 have just given birth to a baby, two kid and the same year he was born the same day, and is the same for parents of students, but they are not twins, is it possible? ● possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone first entity to do that? ● Open your eyes
38 metropolis opened a new hospital, perfected equipment and good service. But what is strange is this: here is not a patient actually received, this is why? ● This is a veterinary hospital
39 in winter, not by heating, how can now put into ice water? ● Remove the ice
40 points from a peckish cat walked beside a fat rat, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat really go its way, did not even see the mouse? ● blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the southeast to northwest fly? ● northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously harmed motorcyclists are right, why? ● truck driver was not pedaling
43 Xiao Ming's mommy has three sons,GHD Blue Butterfly 2011, large son named Ming, the second son called two out, three sons called? ● Of way, called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river did not warship nor bridge. So he would swim along the river in the a.m.,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners, only an hour's time he swam to the other side, the p.m., the river breadth and stream rate are not changed, but more importantly is his swimming speed did not change, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? ● two and a half hours increase up to one hour
45 sea on a great ship, it would have been the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to 59 people, it actually sink into the sea on a! This is why (the canoe people who are not fertile and overweight exists; no heaviness on embark)? ● Do not horror, it is the submarine
46 days I do not know what to know, I know you do not know? ● broke
47 soles as two people, one facing south, the north face of a standing, not granted to work behind, not granted to walk approximately, not granted to look in the mirror and ask if they can see each other's face? ● naturally can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? ● checkups of s duck Comparison of afflict? ● head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius disagree? ● Confucius's son on the left. Mencius's son in the altitude

51 can not also by what? ● Excuse
52 into the zoo to penetrate the first animal? ● conductor
53 magnifying cup can not be what it is amplified? ● what is inverted angle
54 will boost by half? ● 6
55 as long as you call it it's label ambition be devastated, what is it? ● what is constantly silent
56 will come, but not really been to? ● tomorrow
57 Wang first time to travel abroad with their parents, deserving to language barriers, a detriment of his parents, Amy did not know diplomatic languages, he is not unconcerned, but like as not in their own nation feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? ● Wang is a infant
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? ● write a ● Spare tire
60 has a natural black marble, in the September 7 namely daytime, threw it into the Qiantang River in what phenomenon? ● sink to the creek bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? ● cremation
62 fox best confused man, then what couples, why give birth to babies without eyes? ● chicken

64 Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give up? ● no one dared tried to mediate

65 Lin after important surgery for an artificial heart. Disease is cured,GHD IV Black Straighteners, her girlfriend has to break at once, why is it so? ● did not really adore her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can not together. This is what to do? ● nightmare

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? ● black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs, not raw black medium of the night to go home before

68 forget to send the opener found in the kin and no others, then what is your greatest hope? ● forgot to lock the door black hair

69 What are the benefits? ● afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world, why some people absence to perpetrate suicide? ● go to paradise seats
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good edible, what? ● fired

72 can not drink any brandy? ● Why a bottle of iodine

73 apparent toxic drugs are harmless to people? ● As long for you do not beverage it

74 to play someone, do not have the effort? ● asleep
75, one thing, people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know, What is this? ● coffin


76 It is said that a woman like a book, what books you like a fat matron? ● consolidated

77 is alligator and shark bite feel another? ● No one knows

78 a cow, walk 10 meters north, then west to go 10 meters, walk 10 meters beyond south, rotate right back and asked where the cow's tail shake? ● North Korea to

79 ● The day after tomorrow

80 What is the chief reason of divorce? ● married

81 9 个 orange given to 13 children, how to separate it just? ● juiced

82 put a pencil aboard the floor, not an tin make the across, how to do? ● Why

83 on the wall the age Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? ● She can not sit

84 frog Why can jump higher than the tree? ● tree will not jump

85 what the world has approximately 2,000 km / hour speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have oil or additional fuels? ● Earth

86 for fear of shape, not to have children after marriage how to call prettiness? ● phoenix

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? ● terrified to eat their own fingers

88 who is all afraid to take a bath ● Clay

89 why most Buddhists are in the northern hemisphere? ● South ● hospital

92 Why do geese fly south? ● feet away because of slow
93 melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? ● cheat

94 has 6 bowl bread, 6 children each assigned to one, but also reserve a bowl, and why? ● Finally, a child took the kettle with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave the face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? ● Pharaoh was a barber

96 a word, everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? ● This is the Several side? ● two sides. Inside and outdoor
100 a month which has twenty-eight days? ● Every month, 28 days