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was his number stolen. -
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Newton's second law: to force to quicken; -
Newton's third law: I will give you strength in the meantime, you have to give me strength. -
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Once a man the secret security card pattern in his wife's ass, -
was his number stolen. -
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A: You have -
B: neurotic, I do not have time to pick up feces! -