Twenty Qianbian {information} + funny

1, do not narrate me crazy, my huge brother the dictator! Do not install with me, I behind the CPC Central Committee, do not trust you confess defeat, binary Laden is my uncle, after the premier bombing of the poison, you another refused to accept, regardless of address is the police, put your account into a piglet!
2, how many I ########ing love you, you ########ing indifferent; I ######## your dismiss, you installed perdition did not see; I ########ing ready to bound off, you ########ing finally coincided to go back; you ######## a change of heart, I just ########ing ground,GHD Midnight Collection Gift Set!
3, when the meteor fall Fall in love with the world at all, just for that moment to near; when the water line at the smoke fall in love, only love for a solution of Acacia; When I think of you, at a dime, to tell you in advance: small p children, 61 merry!
4, you took a pig shopping, very happily. I passed, full of compassion and said:
5, 一日 ask you is not a pig, you reply not being flat - aboveboard! The afterward day to ask you is not a pig, you answer is to be anguish flat - not modest! Three days to ask you is not a pig, you do not say anything, be Kuangbian - the pig has such a drag! ! !
6, if the cost can not furnish to end if there is, amuse read with me this tongue twister: a difficulty: melodrama made rubbish calls. Two difficulties: calls will be mercurial. Three difficulty: activity rubbish mercurial calls!
7, campus students love = dine + slumber + eat + sleep Therefore, pig = pig + love = more than college students fired - that college students do not fall in love = love the pig is a pig.
8, affectionate days, sentient beings, the sentient creatures I await for you. Guzhennanmian miss you: adore you + think + you + hope you read your + = I can not await for you without you, love is you --- Lang cici jelly,New GHD Professional Black Straighteners!
9, O God, for my blessing, congratulate those who forget me, do not contact me, do not give me a cry, do not send text messages to me, do not miss me, not musing about my people's calls fell into the restroom in it. Amen! Turn aboard the water ruddy look the direction!
10, each city will rain, for I would favor to go where you miss is a fruit, sweet with a tart, wealthy in the night, full of memories, sensibility like you with the uncertain flat die you think you want to ~ ~ ~
11, how is it just playing your compartment phone,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat Straighteners, ring after ring tone said: users are grazing, do not disturb! I can not believe, call again said: you hit the user has been sent to the slaughterhouse, please wait to share! You did not crash, right? !
12, the day without you / is not blue / day without you / upset / you have no life / sorrowful to say / when will be capable to really have you / my darling ... Do not beauteous, not you, is money !
13, whether your ears itch,GHD MK4 Pink Straighteners, and namely some people miss you; If your eyes itch, and namely some folk want to watch you; If your lip itch, and namely something wants apt kiss you; if your body itch ... ... Nobody is allowed to, and the bath! ! !
14, the daytime I saw you, you sit in the sun, a good uncomfortable. I inquired you why, you recondite smile: heart on benefit of consensual, three indicators on benefit of Sanshengyouxing. I told you thousand arrows shot ... ... small for gestational age, waiting for you to chance a hedgehog it!
16, I was one onion, standing in the rain. Who would take me to the submerging sauce. K his predecessors, hiked south, elapse the North. Drink the water after the toilet, the exercise ran over the track leg, and the pig also kissed the jaws, look to see Han, kiss you ye!
17, an day you fly for free prize travel. Sad: airplane crash. Hi: There is a parachute. Sad: not open. Hi: the ground there haystack. Sad: above Tiecha. Hi: to the fork on the ebb. Sad: Also to the haystack on the decline. . .
18, hey! Last night I imagined of you in the water swimming. I saw quite impatient to come quick shout by you, I did not think you entire understand yourself,GHD Dark Styler Straighteners, even the ascend of gaze at me: wisdom roar roar, listened of dead pigs are fearful of Shuitang it?
18 Melatonin that is not skipping school today to escape before fleeing specialized courses. Huiren I treasure that he escaped to escape. Dabao said that today you escape it? Di said that everybody is a good escape escape actually. Colgate said that our goal is that not one level!
19, the most renowned during the warfare in Iraq three words: peace peace, combat, combat, base found, to link these three words read aloud three times, you will wreck a historical unsolved.
20, if you fall away I will nice you in the sleet, if the world is gone I will love you in heaven, if you go I will be in tears preoccupied of you. . . If I go. . . . . . Feed in the slot,GHD IV Styler Straighteners, do not hunger to own!