1, saw a man and woman fighting in the pool house
Female: You TMD!
M: I how the
Female TM: Ah you kick my chest doing?
M: I did not mean
women: a time when you did not mean to, I Long for a total of 3 times in the past from your side, you kick me three times Ah!
public:? ... ...
2, was peeing, because the man swimming across the water trailing a yellow trace. . . . . . . .
3, the last to go swimming. . . Because head buried in the water and swim to shore to catch the railing
results caught the feet of the shore of a MM, and gave her to pull the water. . . .
4, N-kick was a foot and then kick back at most one of a \. . Before launching quite normal. . . The one from the water. . . . Ah. . . That? Ah. . .
6, a few years ago, to the Children's Palace when swimming meet has always been a man sitting on the ground that is not up to curious to see him laugh, very funny man said, playing slide, when trunks masticate a hole . . . ?. . .
, yes! Such things happen! You who know, the cat pounced anyone seen do not know, opened the two holes on the bottom is still to climb the slide!
7, swimming pool discharge is normal I remember once the water is cold water to stimulate students to cause diarrhea and he swam like cuttlefish usually released after an an blanket of darkness who dodge was shrouded in mist. .
8, the day before yesterday to go swimming, few people deliberately Zhaoliaoyichu 4 meter diving lanes. I have children before the road is not a person, may in my ups and downs, after a fierce, a man suddenly appeared in my head before. . . Note that before the brain Oh. . Charlie's swimming with great thunder and a half me? Dead? Not? Live?. . . A little common sense knows that breaststroke. Breaststroke breaststroke, Gu think Italy is the imitation of a frog swimming swimming posture movement, light and flexible, but man! ! ! You kick to kick, doing the actions the result of \? ! ! ! Imaginative students can guess the next thing to happen yet? ? M wrong, (deep breath) of his feet, \. . But based on my child on the forehead! ! ! ! ! He, his friendship,
ed hardy sunglasses, his youth, children trapped board feet children on both sides of my forehead, and then leveraging, rearing Yi Deng! ! ! ! I, Innocent I, poor me, he's such a force under the tread to 4 meters deep is the pool! ! ! 4 meters ah! ! mopper example of clashes between them ~ not with such children, ah, whatever the outcome, the cat pounced will give a warning. . . Me? ? ! ! ! Estimated that he felt that people make mistakes, right pedal, so he was against inside out over to Thunderball speed of travel to come to me. . . I was not from the \! ! ! This time there was pushed back to the bottom of the pool even m the arms of her mother drops,
ed hardy online, but no one choked his aging mother flooded nose! ! ! That taste of children who tried to find out. . . But these people have so little conscience, immediately I \. . Meng bugging me after talking to my cell phone number \. . He wants a good long I think about it, but that his long Running Fan satisfactory end. . Really, ** who, if not he one of the local dialect, I really thought he was Running Fan. . . You say I give it? ? Can it? ? ! ! Finally, his aging mother gave him only one word: roll. And then rushed away. Not do not want to freak, but the edge of the lane, after all, there are people, after all, is wrapped around the time when I hit a? Group? Save? Life? Members to standing on the bank laughing. . . And there is also a favorite for a long time even handsome GG. . . Just think of the past few days to really TM Wohuo! ! ! ! ! ! !
9, there is a dive, did not wearing glasses switch to turn ah, ah, wait any longer,
Migrant workers is a scapegoat, a turn up, just a girl between the legs, to top up by her, bad luck for a week
10, once My foot hit something in the bottom of the tank, I hook up with their feet, found a man swimming trunks? do not know how the home owner
11, there is also the sea? thing.
once saw a man around the towel for swimming trunks, towels changed halfway through gorgeous out, people around the petrochemical group.
12, primary school, no pool, river swimming are to light. Students face diving up there is something yellow, drilling in the cow dung:
13, a few days ago for the first time to go swimming with friends at the beginning of the water for a good swimsuit is not sitting next to my two friends Le dragging me? water is not deep, but relatively better luck that I did not wear glasses myopia is very powerful at that time a man back to me I thought it was a joke my brother and then his half of the results of swimming trunks, people turn Le Steak over ah ah ah is a do not know even want to die when the heart has to take advantage of the man surprised Le when Le I ran did not dare tell my brother I am afraid he jokes ps woman
14, once two men in the pool slapstick, M A finger grasping at, believe it, even a small B to male nipples is broken, looks like only a layer of skin attached, the man holding the chest and ran away. I have been amazed, M A hand is simply Edward Scissorhands ah, too bad Bird ~ ~ ~ ~
15, one day a man mopper go swimming, as a result was still poor students to get directly to the four corners underwear when swimming trunks. Gracefully into the water before he called a cool style: \Then disappeared people, students looking for a long time before people found out that less hiding Azeri side of the pool, saw students coming doom beckons, the students in the past he lowered voice: \br> 16, to tropical storm slid down from high places down after that into a thong bathing suit by the water had to sit there and call the ah ah be afraid to stand up and call
17, I have a second trip ah tour, stood up at the foot of soft feel, hot do not know what step, and then swam off quickly step on the place I just saw, came out of a snorkel in the GG, shouted to the people around: just who is stepping me! ! !
18, a ~ bh've ever seen who did not approach the hard ~ ~ ~ not a high-arm giant jump head first into the water but shallow ~ ~ then braved the blood on his head floating up ~
19, we had the swimming instructor,
cheap ed hardy, he never himself into the water, but neatly dressed on shore gave us a demonstration of action, resulting in a movement did not master the balance between too much at once fell. . . The most funny is that he was wearing a leather coat do not know (then winter), but also carry a pack on hand. . .
20, once saw a male youth, in the water upside down. Legs, dark thick and long, floating on the water. . . .
water ballet version of what we call legs. . .
21,
ed hardy shop, our university has to learn to swim ~ teacher taught us a counter-breaststroke, breaststroke is belly up in the kicking leg. After school for some time that the sister test test ~ ah pedal when pedaling. Pedal to the prescribed distance away from the teachers there do not move the meter suddenly, the teacher looked at her efforts to kick just do not move, began also to encourage her, and encouraged not seen her for 10 seconds moving nest, turned on the front of the bank, said: good , and the next one can begin to swim on our colleagues in the stands was almost brought down the
22, her boyfriend can not swim, I will
pool, stand in front of me, stretched out a hand to the a few meters away, he said: \, =. = Child learned to swim, prides itself on good ability. Three years later the first time into the water, a bundle of confidence to the deep water, and then Gulp sinking eye = 3 = a aunt put me finish it fast chips, \the water sticking out the side, said: \I Gulp sinking? - | | | Aunt large?, Quickly picked up to me, you are not the only thing that you can swim? Me?, \mean) holding shampoo, soap, rubbing at the beach rubbing Ah Ah, we look surprised.
25, today in the pool? after swimming on?,
ed hardy boots, and a man? I, in the following to breathe?? I? Want, use?. . . . He was an \. . .
26, three years ago, just graduated from elementary school. Just like the students to go swimming, I was landlubbers, with a spare tire in the water to soak. Suddenly, someone touched my leg potential in the water, I thought it was my classmate, to kicked him. Results broken out of an eight-year-old child,
If a girl so that she loves you!, I do not know. I told him I'm sorry. (I'm so good ah) and then I'll go back, who knows someone touched me then, I saw, but also the little P child, I was a bit depressed. I was a tour that which he chase that feeling. I quickly ran up the scared. At this time, it is more BH, and he climbed out. I ran, he was after him. After three times he finally gave up. But I was scared to death. Now remember, mine was too! P a small child, I ran what ah! Halo. But I now I do not know why he touched me. PS: I'm white, but I am a man ah.
37, just learn how to swim had never been seen, had not yet learned ventilation, but his head and arms forward and stuffy in the plane of the water will float like a 10 meters. One day to go swimming, a stew into open water swim, but felt their hands on to something, because in the shallow waters to stand up, see next to a man shouted from the water coming out the grass, who did? I have a plane to the original man by the water. . . . . ?
28, first went to junior high school swimming pool, people with a lot of, I would not travel to drift in that floating ah, suddenly, Alarmed by the water there under the black unidentified object floated to me quickly, Even a girl, timid ~ ~ ~ Even then, suddenly, hands raised high, when the black object in front of me, the harsh, shot down is hard ~ ~ ~
then a head came out, while the head was still touching the hand of the master head, the man in the Zha Mengzi, but fortunately he did not scold me, scared me ~ ~ ~
29, I was a kid dad let me learn swimming pool thrown Baan, my fear, ah, hold the edge of the pool fence is not doing nothing, shout slogans for help, really come one, find out that I Qindie, people go, I Heng Xiaxin, and my dad said, If you force me again, I'll rip them off your trunks, sweat ... ...
30, when our university swimming test, 10 m pass, I literally breath hold in the 10 meters, I make it through
poor students, one breath after a long simmering n swim, but found himself back in place, and she abruptly swam a circle ah. The teacher smiled to not work, she considered passing
31. When walking in the beach yesterday, passing the pool,
Forward pictures of just lifting the ban (which is, heard shouting inside a lifeguard with a megaphone, \big, just passing, I have brought down the ##############.
32, a child my father took me and my cousin taught me to swim wearing a spare tire brother to jump from the edge of the pool he was very afraid of the water several times to take the initiative to their own taste the sweetness after the jump I saw I saw a position he jumped into the water beautiful, hands held high, straight swimming laps middle disappear. . . Several seconds later, a cousin of my dad pulled the shock, his face puzzled look I almost died laughing
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