Funny riddles

[qingggong8zi]

58. What unicorn ran the fastest? ==> Michelin
5. chocolate and tomato fight, why is chocolate win? ==> because the chocolate bar thing
65. there is an idiot plane, removed the toilet on the plane to lose out, guess why? ==> because he is an idiot
35. there is an egg run the Songhua River to swim, how? ==
36. There is a there is a egg go to Shandong, how? ==
37. an egg on the homeless, how? ==
38. there is an egg accidentally fell on the road for a cross fell to the ground, how? ==
39. there is an egg go to the flowers gone,christian louboutin shoes discount, how? ==
40. there is an egg to the Dead Sea to swim, how? ==
41. Xiao Ming and Xiao Hua to the beach race jokes, so much a joke, they would die, and why? ==> because the tsunami (laughs) the
76. car can fly, you guess a drink ==> Coffee (Car Fly)
9. a pig, said:
10. steamed potatoes fatal knife stabbed, what up? ==
11. What kind of animal love on the wall? ==> seal (report)
98. grandfather, father, brother, mother, then who will be listening to tears? ==> Grandpa (every night) think of my mother, shining tears
16. There is a male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally how? ==> it into a highway
83. Jade sneezing (to fight a city name) ==> Tianjin
74. Which historical figures for the most Qianbian? ==> Su Wu Yang North sea (by Hai Bian)
69. pencil name? ==> Xiao, cut (Xiao) pencil
52. rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? ==> eraser (rubber difference)
3. When in Taiwan can be unified? ==> the time to buy instant noodles (unified instant noodles)
6. sharks eat green beans what? ==
7. backward to the hospital burning match into what? ==> cotton
73. wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? ==> wolf, because - Momotaro (out of the wolf)
54. Here's the guest appearances, but Chinese men proud of us, is a singer, can you guess who? ==> ancient giant chicken
94. Panda love deer, affection Shique rejected, and why? ==> Deer timidly said: my mom, and wearing sunglasses are bad boy
30. how to make the quiet sparrow? ==> press it with me (silence)
66. Aladdin has several brothers? ==> three (Ala A, B Allah, Allah C)
28. handset can not fall into the toilet ==> now or (wet)
51. two people fell into the trap, the dead person is called the dead, the living name? ==> help
70. What color are most likely to imitate? red (Mills) imitation
85. farmer raising 10 head of cattle, only 19 horns, and why? ==> There is a rhino
68. a heart worth? ==> one hundred million (wholeheartedly)
71. enough to eat the meal who would help you Tim? ==> Dragon Well, because the dragon in (days) Tim
24. dumplings are boys or girls? ==> boys because there are circumcised dumplings
72. a dog traveling in the desert, the result is dead, how did he die? ==> he was suffocated, because the desert without poles pee
a dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the above did not stick anything in the queue are routed, and the result was suffocated, and why? ==> followed by two beautiful dogs for MM, he I'm sorry

91. bookstores can not buy any books? ==> suicide note
1. Why silkworms lot of money? ==> because it will cocoon (thrift)
23. What kind of people can not work at the gas station? ==> glib (oil gun slip out) of people
22. Miss Business is now,audio bose, why? ==> Avian Influenza
33. Why do not dinosaurs? ==> dinosaurs make movies out
12. Why did the fox often wrestling? ==> because the fox is very cunning (foot slide)
49. black, white, small yellow, red four-plane, what is the chance to spit halo who? ==> rabbits (spit)
17. One day, 5th Floor, mung bean jumped from suicide, a lot of blood, how about it? ==
18. Why do planes fly so high will not hit the stars? ==> because the stars will flash, ah
19. maize want to pursue fashion, to the hot head, and the results of how what? ==
20. what rats with two legs to walk? ==> Mickey Mouse
87. a normal taxi driving on the highway, and did not violate any traffic rules, but was stopped by a policeman, and why? ==> police to take a taxi
82. Taiwan is part of China (Chinese herbal medicine to fight a name) ==> Angelica
15. there is an egg cup of tea to tea, then how about it? ==> result of it into boiled eggs
25. wearing a gold dress in ==> a surprise (DRC) who
78. Forget Love Potion Who gives? ==> Aha (
79. There is a white and a black cat, white cat fell into the water, it saved up black, white on black cat said something? ==> meow
80. Xiao Ming's grandfather side of the teeth, while singing, I ask why? ==> brush the teeth
88. What is not chicken wings? ==> Frog
90. manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day the product? ==> Newspapers
95. who did not go to the zoo to meet? ==> lion (because the Lions
96. fat litters (playing a place name) ==> Yugoslavia
92.'s best-selling book? ==> secretary
a dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the result was suffocated, and why? ==> point of poles with a
a dog traveling in the desert, found a telephone pole, the above did not paste anything, the result was suffocated, and why? ==> a lot of dog in the queue, no waiting
93. spider fell in love with butterflies, butterflies rejected it, and why? ==> my mom, and all day on the Internet do not mix is ​​a good man
4. monkeys do not like what line? ==> parallel lines (because there is no intersection)
43. Why do you not see the second child of God? ==> secret (Chicken) not leak
32. African cannibal chiefs what to eat, A: eating, that chiefs should be a vegetarian then? ==> eat vegetable
8. yu how the dead? ==> killed the (heaven a forest sister)
26. a bee sting on the calendar ==> wind (bee), and at Li (calendar)
75. the history of which figure to run the fastest? ==> Cao Cao
45. How to make duck child will not fly away? ==> insert a wing to it (impassable)
53. cloth and paper afraid of? ==> not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case
64. police, gangsters, soldiers, the thin man? ==> rogue (rogue professor - lean)
29. there are ten sheep, nine squat fold ==> cadence (a sheep squatting wrong)
77. before it is only bread, ate a meatball, how about it? ==> change buns
55. Which song song of
56. Harry Potter Why live in the light bulb? ==> because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

44. Why are only the tip of iceberg? ==> because the other corner was the Titanic severing the
59. constipation antecedent (the name of fighting a foreign star) ==> Stallone (feces too strong)
97. on the toilet (make a Hong Kong female artist's name) ==> Karen (reason: Mo sense of smell)
67. a group of eunuchs in the chat, guess a phrase ==> nonsense (no chicken of the talk)
2. Why does the rabbit do not marry a zebra? ==> because the tattoo is not a good boy, said Mother Rabbit
31. What a transparent sword sword? ==> see (Sword)

27. a bear came up ==> come prepared (with bear to)
57. What is best to eat unicorn? ==> Ice Cream
60. cities and the countryside, the place of the river compared Chung hurry? ==> the country, because the rural river rush (fratricidal)
62. there is a room where pigeons will be hidden in ==> I'm hiding on the roof of your song (pigeon)
21. What is a duck with two legs to walk? ==> All the ducks are walking with two legs (not to say church duck)
86. fat is quite well known diver, can one day he stood on the springboard, but not jump, this is why? ==> no water because of the following
89. to play something not to spend effort and very comfortable? ==> asleep
81. the stars weigh? ==> eight grams (starbucks Starbucks)
47. Majiajue has privately said to me:
48. Chang'e flying to the moon why to hurry? ==> HOY 九日 a shot, even if he can not stand god ah
84. Why do geese to fly south for the fall? ==> If you go too slow
50. there is a fat man jumping from high buildings, the results of how it going? ==> become a dead fat man
13.4 people in the house to play mahjong, and why the police took five people ==> when they are the people called
14. When do you like soda? ==> at the time alone (when you are alone you will want to soft drinks)
99. there are two bee very much in love, and later was married to the mother bee spider Why? ==> Female bees love the Internet because it
42. why the man did not leave? ==> outsider because of a home becomes a
61. A,tory burch wallets,I ah, B, C, D, E, F, G, Sim, a word that the coolest? ==> D (thong)
34. white like his brother, you know why? ==> really like to light
46. Who did not call? ==> tink (seamless phone)
63. 0:00 to do what the whole thing? ==> reactive, because the Provisional (zero), reactive
69. the sun, moon, and stars which is dumb? ==> stars (the stars do not speak - Taiwan the lupine)