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19. a beauty that lipstick is too heavy, get thrown into the road after the wet wipe tissue. An old man picked up, looked half-day suddenly wake up to catch up, said: girl, it is easy to thin out it!
8. friend asked how it will come to marry mouse bat, bats lookin tears, meaningful: Oh! That day he ate a Viagra, fire and strong, about jumping on the ceiling and let him shoot me.
20. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, car not the (classic joke)


18. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: I a few times a day, but not practical Avenue; D: Time late, home to slightly hold the cat.
7. ant lounging earth, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: will be the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.




14. Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat,nike running womens, rats very happy. He did not look people laugh, mouse: You know what, she was a stewardess at any rate.





4. just a gust of wind be it, but why is so eternal, just a dream worth mentioning, but why is so real, you bow does not, I can hardly calm, I finally could not help but to say to you,: next fart when, say!



11. two old couple at dinner in a whim: Bare meal! Look for the feeling of the past! After taking off the old woman said: I have a reaction yeah! Ru house is like the heat and the young! Ramp of an old man said: droop to the soup!