7. party newspaper reporters the grassroots, to a poor mountainous areas in-depth interviews, encounters a destitute old man, asked: Grandpa, you talk about these great changes in life. Grandpa: changes big ah. The old society, I Lead a dog's life. Reporter overjoyed: now? Grandpa: Now if the.
10. that there is a penguin, his family home and far away from the polar bear, if by taking the case, have to go to get to 20 years. One day, the penguins stay at home, especially bored, ready to go polar bear to play, and he went out, but walked half way home when found himself forgot to turn off the gas, which has gone for 10 years, but ah still have to shut the gas, so the penguins off the gas and went home. Off the gas after the Penguins out again to look for polar bears, mean that he spent 40 years to the polar bears and penguins to their home ... ... to knock on the door said: What he said ... ...
11. to a friend's business. In the bathroom, a friend to see urinal urine stains on the ground that these people are always in urine to the outside, attached to the prompt language it is. I see a total of ten words prompt language: a small step forward, a step of civilization. I said, Chinese is profound, I'll give you by the word, I guarantee no future outside human urine. Sure enough, since then, his company made no male employees in human urine outside the toilet. That eight characters are: urinary to the outside, that you are short.
1. women leaders of late, sudden car by two men rack, a man threatened, said: Gaode so nervous, scared to death, I thought I was detained and interrogated by!
2. a primary entrance parents put ridiculous slogan:
3. do not smoke do not drink, 63 years old - Comrade Lin Piao; only drink do not smoke, 73-year-old - Comrade Enlai; only smoke do not drink, 83 years old - Comrade Chairman; both drinking and smoking, 93-year-old - Comrade Xiaoping; Chihepiaodu everything, the 103-year-old - Zhang comrades; Han no bad habits, try to do good deeds every day, 23-year-old - from Comrade Lei Feng.
13. From a medical point of view, the so-called naive, that is, both the urine and not wait any longer would not wait any longer; the so-called immature, that is, to live only Biede urine, but if not wait any longer; the so-called mature, to both hold back Urine is maintained, but also Biede live it; the so-called aging, is only Biede live if they wait any longer urine.
17. a buddy next door to a new child moved a foreigner, the foreigner night knock on the door for help, said:
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coach outlet stores, hobbies: Female
4. surnamed Wang friends had twins, to the police station registered name: Kingdom, the king of the party. Pianjing said: days, he went to the police station to see the name is: Wang Aiguo, Wang loves the party.
19. In order to prevent students over the wall, a secondary school is a pointed iron bars. The above warning signs are as follows: non-over the wall, boys will be translated into careless girl, girls do not care a woman would be translated.
12. you have the heart goes back less than 10 square meters in the small house and do you bear to watch his girlfriend and you still afford to pay for a lifetime of an apartment and do you have the heart to see your parents go on a diet to shrink clothes only Some of that pension to help you do mortgage, here is the place to achieve your dreams. Join us and treated favorably, fully equipped, free room and board, a big pants, a pair of flip flops, an AK47, 800 美元 basic salary + commission, all-day mobile sea view suites, more work, as long as the big one tickets, buy property in the city is no longer a dream, dry two votes among the upper class,
Air Max 95 向雙核緻敬 市售行貨高頻智能手機推薦, direct dialogue with the Obama is no longer distance. Do not hesitate to give you a sea, a miracle for your life! --- Somali pirates Human Resources
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9. the teacher asked students; the highest state of life, what is? Student A; can Nasha Te wages, live in the UK house, Dai Ruishi to the list, married women on the South Korea, Japan's second wife and nurturing, do Thai massage, open Germany's car, sitting U.S. aircraft, to drink in France red wine, eating seafood in Australia, smoking Cuban cigars, wore Italian shoes, to see the opera in Austria to buy Russia's villa, hire Filipino maids,
lebron james, with Israel's bodyguard, washing Turkish sauna. Teacher comments: much, you do not want to be a Chinese cadres it!
14. I remember the day the son was born, the nurse from the maternity ward was taken out of my son. A father is called an excited ah, hastily took his son in his mouth habit of saying: Come, uncle, hug, good ... ... around the immediate silence.
15. lead the new office, and for the said People First, all affiliated with the greeting, saying: I am the son of farmers. Then asked Secretary: What about you? Secretary-General, just in big cities, flattering and said: yeah I'm the grandson of farmers. Very satisfied with the leadership, just ask around a simple point to students: Do you? The new gay A: I was farmers.
6. Pandanyi time to do shows Sina, Sina French window stood, there is a large open space below,
coach sunglasses, overjoyed, urgent telegram Secretary: Zhongguancun there are so many vast open space we do not know, do not sell fast to see, do not sell Let's buy it quickly! Awhile, the secretary response: Panzong, it is North!
5. everyone joked that if direct elections in China, who are most likely to be president, and finally concluded that Ma, a window pops up as long as he cast a vote Ma, send money ... ... 10Q
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