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M: do not wear relatively cool.
Women: wearing a safety point.
M: I believe my skills.
Women: do not wear will not let you go .
M: do not wear it like a man.
Female: You do not trouble trouble! riding a motorcycle wearing a helmet will not die?
2. once a poor, married son , his mother had no money to buy underwear for him to help him with the sack to do the strip underwear. married outside the pants off night, his wife fainted on the spot. underpants in front of words: weight 25 kg, from Thailand ...
3. peek at a man taking a bath a few monkeys. suddenly a monkey laughing falling tree, and asked why is it funny? It said: How strange man, the tail so short, the nerve on the front! killing me friends!!
4. elephants laugh at the camel, said: and the penis with a long never talking to people in the face! >
5. chicken with beef grumble: milk, but no one care about my Jiaoma. `` What are you doing it? the male: a business trip. next door: I'll hang up, which is a neuropathy, a talk he was rushing to answer.
7. Love is like a stool, water, and then a red to have never come back. Love is like the stool, to no stopping after. Love is like stool, each is the same yet not the same. Love is like the stool, and sometimes hard for a long time but only ass. ``
8, the birds fly out of the forest wearing a bullet-proof vests, and soon returned with a gunshot wound. squirrels seen hurriedly asked: how to wear vests have shot it? bird said: Damn it, will no strippers out!
9. sleep in death: and the beauty sleep excited to death; and Valentine drunken sleep; and ugly trouble sleeping to death; and dancers you sleep to death; and fierce women sleep dead tired; and virgin sleep stupid death; and his wife slept through the night pretending to be dead `. ``
10. the world's shortest novel : There was a fat man, he jumped down from the 22nd floor, and finally turned into a dead fat man ............. `` `
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finished slightly just said to be ; ban The joke is get the word:
1. a bread hungry, then eat it themselves.
2. candy walking on the pillow, and then it says: ; good soft-ah! sentence: separatism; 5. the fire did not species; 6. flesh out the shelf with small groups; 7. sausage meat with you playing the underworld; 8. black wheel tire; 9. onion with you pretending; 10. corn with you to hard!
2. You say: I love you 521
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3. Cultural Department of row pieces.
boys: Girls :. MM to the field internship the summer, GG still lived in the room. MM internship back, see the dirty room, apparently never cleaned a few weeks, so diligent to come to a clean-up. GG came back at night, and asked:
(a) Huang Xing (b) Jiaoren (c) Sun Wen (d) Luo Fuxing second question: Huanghuagang uprising, to open the second gun man?
(a) Huang Xing (b) Jiaoren (c) Sun Wen (d) Third Star Norfolk Title: Huanghuagang uprising, to open the third gun man?
(a) Huang Xing (b) Jiaoren (c) Sun Wen (d) Luo Fuxing answer these three questions are (a) teaching materials for education in the Press There is a saying: Ming Huanghuagang opened three shots off the uprising! So he went to fortune-telling.
(Mongolia Wei Gu step on cattle ∷ rise of ongolian Cow Sour Sour Yogurt
= Mongolian Cow Sour Yogurt) The first newspaper website Replies Message: Reporter Big Brother, are you four have yet?
8. my life is the film moved only three times:
the first time, I was very young to see Westward Journey !
9. building a harmonious society of the four elements: a. Do not follow days of fighting in the natural world; II. not with the United States in the international fight; III. In China the party not to fight with the GC; IV. at home and not fight with his wife .
10. China's Recent reforms
hot Conclusion: The two old crazy at home reform, medical reform ahead of you nail in the coffin, housing reform emptied the pockets of the people!
11. the Chinese people:
National Theatre pride - to 30 million National Grand Theater is the theater the dream of every American! CCTV new building for the proud
- 50 million new building so many people emotionally while wat
ching TV!
for the Shanghai Maglev pride - the Chinese use 60 billion to solve the traffic problems 30 kilometers how to make the world proud! Ji Jianwei
pride for the Chinese Communists - to more than 5,000 corrupt officials took more than 400 billion dollars to foreign countries!
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13. deputies to the test subjects, the nurse said, pointing to the front of a card:
14. Sichuan swine fever, the Mouxiang TV slogan - slaughtered pigs is suicide!
15. Art Festival we have to jump a huge horrible group dance - the need for the rapid fall, the difficulty of the high leg lift and other violent actions. The results did not practice for a few days we can not stand, and some whole body is green, and some muscle strain injury to his right leg ... ... I'm very serious, fundamental to lose control! Class today to the third floor, my god, I'm just to the right leg straight up the first order first order submitted. The most annoying is that - I was walking, just listen to the two girls whispered whispered back: 16. Q: Inter fans to see their team win the Serie A, Italian Cup, European Champions Cup, Toyota Cup champion to do?
A: After the PS2 off to bed!
17. Students always like new and exciting things. Such as playing cards, lose to chant You see most creative people Shantou - hostel cards, who lost on anyone who alone in the mountain midnight tombstone inscriptions copied back the ten! The most terrible is that everyone up the mountain the next morning to find tombstones proof! ! ?
18. Look at a person's intention, to look at his eyes.
see a person's worth, depending on his opponent.
look at a person's cards. Friends to see him.
see whether a person happy to see him face the moment when the early morning wake up.
see a person's mind, to see how he was the face of failure and betrayal.
relationship between two individuals (men and women), to see happen I answered: money and women. So, we began to despise me ... ... you asked me what a man should pursue? I said: career and love! So, everyone began to worship me ... ...
20. Wolves feeding, training children in the family heard: a long sigh:
M: Really ah? Come and help me analyze it to my mental bar ~ F: It is not enough ~ M: Why?
Woman: Because I will choose the next semester,
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children to produce red Fuyang of milk, do not forget to punch a few glasses of adults where the production of saccharin or water Jinhua mixed nest fungus ... ... If you come out from the mine safely, we must give the family of high-quality paper with Wenzhou shoe production, the last Again, the millions of Do not forget to buy welfare lottery in Xi'an!
Hey, this easy life before, is called a happy!
25, a student at the Mizuki made a layout of a , thank you! (Super cold!)
26, day night, even tossing, sleepless nights, then sleep for a send text messages to friends and sisters: it, like to talk Shiyao? topic set by you! SMS, which said: buy me; violence can not solve everything, but you can solve your ~:)
28, although I support your right to say, but I swear to disagree with you.
29, S
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hard to study medicine, medical student, tired, and quite expensive to study medicine costs; cells and tissues to be back, killing all to be dissected.
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