[Transfer] the college entrance examination this year, writing a zero (stunning) National Volume 1 Title: surprise and with the bounds of reason
[requirements: the latest news, the national college entrance essay entitled \A Danish physicist Niels Bohr asked: \outside \]
police will not arrest people, indeed surprising, but think about the police of hitting them scary to think of ways to keep the gun lost
, power and prestige to shopping dressed in police uniform, driving a police car to spin around, so police will not arrest people also reasonable;
doctor will not treat, indeed surprising, but think about a doctor to receive a red envelope, which opened to consider the high-profit drugs, to
tell the patient in the end there is no money, and nurses MM to flirt, so doctors do not heal, also reasonable;
teacher will not teach, really unexpected, but think about the teacher money to make up classes, which parents gifts to calculate
number of seating arrangements, can not read the papers to write, to compare which female students was pretty, so the teacher will not teach, but also
on reasonable that;
workers will not work, really unexpected, but also think about the laid-off workers to do a good, quality course to learn the psychological
to face corruption and corrupt officials, to verify and then verify in the end of not wages, to the sudden closure of the factory ready, so workers do not
will work,
also reasonable;
farmers do not farm the land, indeed surprising, but think about the rice farmers do not grow like a song \
patience to learn to be patient another patient, to learn to read news while watching the red essays, is higher than the income to pay the tax, so farmers
people do not farm the land, also reasonable;
Chinese soccer team will not play, indeed a surprise, but think about soccer eat ecstasy, to soak MM, to gambling, to
global hegemony, so the Chinese soccer team will not play, also reasonable;
thieves will not steal, really unexpected, but think about the thief and the police to do a good job, I need to do a good job and organization relationship
, to see the movie to find Fengdao moved, wear a suit and tie, so thieves will not steal, also reasonable;
director will not be directed, indeed surprising, but think about beauty pageant director to choose the actress, to learn the art of life
to find ways to win, all the way to art, so the director will not be the director, also reasonable;
actors do not act, indeed a surprise, but think about actors and directors to sleep, and the coachman to fight, to learn foreign
language school slut wear no clothes, letters to the boss for dinner, so actors do not act, also reasonable;
singer can not sing, really unexpected, but the singer should not think about musical notation, to be tone deaf, to be lip-synching,
to tease, so the singer can not sing, also reasonable;
models do not walk, indeed surprising, but think about the model to wait for the boss, to put a charming sleeping position, to participate in
kinds of games, to no culture, so the models do not walk, also reasonable;
host will not host, indeed surprising, but think about host to not speak Mandarin, have to learn to \
, quest for depression, marry diamond bachelor, so the host will not host, also reasonable;
writer not writing, indeed surprising, but think about writers must be ****, to attract the opposite ######, to a very early age,
to read and copied, so the writers do not write, also reasonable;
reporters not interview, indeed surprising, but think about traveling press Paolu bring charges, and advertising to be linked to, write
business books, to listen to the relevant departments, so the reporter does not interview, also reasonable;
officials would not government officials, and indeed unexpected, but think about officials to stop the interview, consider how the recipient,
to face higher and lower levels of the cold ass hot face, where to find a beautiful woman,
qq团购, so officials will not be an officer, also in
makes sense out;
Internet users will not, indeed surprising, but think 3721, think 8848, think baidu, think about 99, so
users will not be online, also reasonable;
I'm not writing, really unexpected, but think I have to pay college tuition, college education is useless to read
material, relations between men and women to engage in rent, but also searched and searched, after graduating from college, so I will not be writing, also in the sense
into the.
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